dear_mun | Jun. 9th, 2013

Jun. 9th, 2013

Well hey there, pal! Long time no see, isn't it? That replay you just did went and got you all nostalgic too, huh?

[ well look at you being so cheerful, Detective. ]

Ho ho ho. 'Course I'm cheerful! It may have been, what, five years already since we last did anything together? But we're still a team, you and me, see? I'm fired up and ready to go, pal, so you just say the word!

[ but it's been ages since I really had a proper grasp on your voice and I don't even have any plans for-- ]

Aw, c'mon, I thought you knew me better than that! Who needs plans when you can just charge in there full speed ahead, am I right?! It's the only way to live!!

... Say, so where is this place and what's happened to everyone, anyway?

grifballsux

Look, I'm not saying I don't appreciate a little attention once in a while, because, who doesn't? But did you really have to do it during my mid-evening-to-late-night nap? It's the most important nap I take before I go to sleep for the night, and we both know I have to have my energy for that.

Well, since you got me up, what do you want?

...Nothing? Seriously? You woke me up. For nothing.

God I fucking hate this army.

pilotedmymother

Dear mun,

I don't want to be here. Please. I don't think anywhere you can send me will help. I just want to be left alone.

Go away...

[Shinji turns his back to his mun and curls into a ball on the floor.]

weirdymcweirderton

I think this is all happening too soon, no matter how many spoilers you think you've been fed. I mean... you can't even decide on a journal name. None of them are great, and this one is definitely bottom of the barrel.

To be honest, I really don't think you should be doing this at all; but if you're going to, you should wait until you truly know what you're getting yourself into.

warriorgoddess

...

Seriously?

malevolences

What do you mean I can't have a wolf or two? Not as if I would encourage them to shift and stay that way. Minions are a part of my entire history, not to mention wolves. Why would adopting a werewolf or two be wrong?

Would you stop calling it abuse? If they behave, then there's no abuse.

greatbluehammer

While I can understand your need for entertainment Mundane, I must ask you to do it elsewhere with someone else. I am a busy bot with many responsibilities on my servos, I cannot be expected to stay here and idle around. I suggest you go and play with those Decepticons you are so fond of, and leave me to my work.

Why am I still here? Do you lack the capacity to understand me, organic?

[Guess who has NO patience for this sort of thing? Yeah, this guy. But to be fair, he does have a planet to protect and all that.]

mortuusdeum

Good and evil, beauty and ugliness, even sin. It's all relative. Eye of the beholder, everything that goes with every single part of that. What's good may someday be evil, and the opposite effect. The only thing in all of the universe that will not change is my love for everything and everyone.

In that, there is an absolute.

I create, and then you create and you expect me to create again and I wonder why. For what purpose? Do you even have a purpose for this? For me?

I suppose that, even if you don't, that is your choice. Free will and all that.

worsetodie

There's nothing for us to talk about. I made a deal.

If you're going to trust anyone to know the terms from top to bottom, it ought to be me.

bartenderizing

...

The hell makes you think I'd be fine with this? Hah? Suddenly it's okay to just stick people like this for a week-

That? Reading all that crap from the fucking summaries means shit to me. Go back to that coloring stuff and leave me out of this.

alientoy

Well, just because Harumi is from a "really dirty canon" doesn't mean that Harumi can't make friends just like everyone else, right~?

halfaccuser

I'm flattered by all this interest you have in me suddenly, mun... But I'd like to point out that you have nowhere to send me. You can't play me and the Messiah in the same place, and playing me with someone from before the Great Toyko Flood would be a problem. That just leaves Strings, which you would still have to write out abilities for.

-Also, can I ask why you've associated me with Britney Spears songs? I don't think you should be playing those on loop fifty times in a row.

thewayshifter

Oi, you. A moment. I got me no idea what in the Void you're talking about with this chemistry and Marty voiddamned Faraday, yeah? So I spent my own coin on him when he was locked up for being an arse what with the curses. Not like I wouldn't have done the same for another, though that cursing was minor at best. I still don't think a week's worth of detention was needed given the fact that it was small things. Not like he blew anything out or compromised the dome's integrity. Not sure the man learned from it, but what'll you do? And further more, what's this 'shipping' thing some folk have got and why am I [she makes squishy motions with her hands] all over it with Marty?

( shut it, thanks )

Current Mood: amused

moranity

You do realize that taking me out 'for kicks' will never be a good reason for doing it in the first place, right?

falconette

So let me get a thing straight. You're doing this, even though I only appear in one comic, in the future, married with a kid, and bad. A comic you haven't even read in a year, and you can't remember if I even say anything in it.

Oh, but you found a face for me. That settles it. Get it, girl.

prodigio

They were murdered by hell hounds?
How can that be possible?

[ In which Charlie takes a moment to reflect on how nothing in his life would seem possible to others who don't share his reality. He takes a deep breath. ]

I thought it was simply...evolution. But you would have me believe that myself and others like me were given our powers by demons?

[ It's a lot to take in. Go easy on him. ]

culturedagent

I'm with you for once on this one. You Earthlings had better give him a damn good funeral.

enkindler

You're wasting your time. Both of us have better things to do.

ipraytomyself

You always were going to do this; that much has been obvious for well over a month now, I do believe. And I see you've even gone and created an account for my wife as well. You really are as predictable as they say, aren't you?

Of course the question is, exactly what do you propose to do now? While I realize that placing me into any of these games of yours would leave me entirely bereft of the power I've been working so hard to accumulate, I am confident that I could make my own way in time, because that, ma'am, is what I do. Claire, too, would certainly land on her feet. But do you have the time or the ability to commit to this? Believe me when I say I mean no insult, but I don't think you do. I'm only being honest. I will gently suggest that you stick with your English lords and your time-travelers and leave Claire and I be.

in_loveless_memory

WHY!

Why did you have to turn me into a girl?

I don't care if it's less than a week. Do you know how AWKWARD this is?

Current Mood: angry

baresarms

If that's what you really want to do, I won't stop you.

It's too bad about losing our memories, though. [ understatement, thy name is Sado ] And that you're trying to decide between me and Rukia. Still. Either of us would be there to help.

So don't worry about it.

projecticeman

How interesting. You've chosen someplace that is by far the best opportunity for me to complete what I've been trying to do since the start of this war.

[Oh yeah, he's pleased. Oh so pleased. He's going to be back on Cybertron again. What more could he really want?

Plus, Shockwave's already there and Soundwave will be coming in with him.]

Are you sure this is a good idea for the other residents though? You know I have no intentions of playing nice and becoming apart of the little...community that they've put together.

And the FirstForged only make the game at hand more interesting. I've been itching for a real challenge.

armorandswordinaccord

Mundane!

We have a serious problem.

[Oh boy...]

You and your schedule--it's a mess. You decide to take up an S-rank wizard like me and you didn't even bother to check application availability? *rubs forehead* I'm not going to say I'm ashamed in you. But a wizard should always be aware of their surroundings! There are also rules that must be adhered to, mun!

[I'm not a wizard...]

Honestly, I don't know what I'm going to do with you...

Addendum: Also, your spelling is atrocious. How did you not notice you used "they're" incorrectly!?

le_requin

Monsieur,

While I do appreciate the effort you've put in to all of this but I have a job to do. Or did you forget about the Revolution being fueled by a cabal of Templar madmen? It's my job to stem their madness and keep it from enveloping the people any more than it already has. I think it would be best for both of us if you let me return to my job and you and I part ways at this point.

Cordially,

Gérard Laurent

((This is an Assassin's Creed OC who's an Assassin from the French Revolution. Bio and other info is here))

white_phoenix

At this point, you are merely in my way. Make a decision or you will suffer at my hands.

yuinyan

HEEEEEY, WHERE THE HELL AM I, GODDAMNIT?!

I was supposed to pass on, wasn't I?!

Oh. Hey, I can still move! Alright, legs, good for kicking, can I jump? Jump, jump, jump ... yup, I can still jump! Hiiii-YAH! YUI SUPER KICK, ahaha! Awesome.

Fingers work, hands work, arms work— alright, not paralyzed, we're getting off to a great start here! What'd you say your name was? I forgot it.

But, hey, where's my mom? How come I'm the same age I was when I died? Why do I still have all my memories? Does senpai still have all his memories too? Hinata-senpaiiiii, you owe me a wedding!

retrograding

No, I'm not happy with the Wild West Standoff. You are fully aware of that, I'm sure.

I'm not angry with them. I only wish I could be there. It pains me to know that they both feel so alone when they are very much not. And as for her... I have nothing to say. It does not need to be said. I've never been clever with masks or covered sleeves, you know that very well, as well.

... Of course I miss them.

alchimia

Damn right, I'm pissed. After all those promises, then you go and make me break 'em? I'm sick of breaking promises to him. Still...

I get it. These kinda things happen. And it's not like Al can't take care of himself. He'll have a lot less to worry 'bout, even. Without me to annoy him and all.

Just... Make sure he'll be alright. I guess that's all I can ask for.

reappearance

What?

You've got to be joking, right? I'm fine where I am right now, you know! I mean, there's already a bunch of aliens, time travelers, espers, and sliders -- wait. You mean I get to actually meet John again if I do this?

Well, what are you waiting for? Journeys await! And you better send me to somewhere cool and amazing, or else it's totally not worth it at all, got it?

swordprincess

...Are you sure about this, mun? Of course I want to see my brother again, but not like this. Seeing everyone as my brother? It's not the same as seeing my real brother.

This won't alleviate my longing at all. Rather, I feel I shall miss him even more when this is over...

Current Mood: sad

uhitwasntme

.... I still don't think you're funny, or ready.

Maybe even a few of those "memes" you like so much but a full game might just make your head pop.

joanna_mccoy

Hey mun.

I know it's been a while since you've let me out in the general population instead of PSLs, and that things are a little different now with new material in the mix, but different timelines and events are pretty par for the course these days. It's not really all that shocking or surprising. Seriously. We'll figure it out-- which is something we can't do if you keep me locked up like some kind of delinquent. Ease up a little and we'll have fun. I even hear it's good for the soul.

Now, no more arguments. It's time for me to stretch my legs and for both of us to enjoy ourselves. Let's do this thing, shall we?

Warmest regards,
Joanna

Current Mood: chipper

pittwo

Mun, you are a nutcase.

Yes, I know you're excited about E3 and can write/rp until the cows come home, but give me a break. The only other male muse in here is a creepy mad scientist type. And I don't even want to touch half the ideas that are brewing around here. You have so many incomplete stories and you want to make new ones? You are terrible at this.

I suppose you get points for liking my pre-boss rallying cry with Pit.

P.S: If I hear you make a *blat* sound after someone says "Pitoo", I'm kicking your ass.

diononychus

So are you going to actually do anything or am I going to sit in limbo?

Just don't expose me to Johnny or Gyro, and we'll be fine. I don't want to have anything to do with those hacks. Unless I can humiliate them, in which case: negotiable. [he grins] Not like it's difficult. I'd also like to have something to do.

I still have somewhere to be, so don't waste my time.

tentacle_seerapist

Hello, Mundane. It's been quite some time since you last picked me up. I wonder what had changed that? No matter, I'm glad that you did.

You seem nervous, dear mundane. Is there any particular reason as to why? No? Alright, I won't pry.

I do hope you continue to play me to the best of your abilities--don't doubt that you cannot.

bring_the_beatdown

S-shut up! I ain't jealous of nuthin'. 'Specially some gross Medic. I dunno, maybe you're not thinking straight on account of you got half tha BLU team up heres, but lady, I don't got nothing to be jealous of.

I mean check me out!

That girl Scout will come around, you just wait.

valaunbound

I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here, I'm still here!!!!

Annoyed yet? Good! Because it's NOTHING compared to how being trapped inside your mind without ANY excursions whatsoever for months on end is! This is sending me completely whacko. This is tantamount to torture. This is worse than the years I spent as Qetesh's host.

I demand you let me out...or I'll...well I'm not sure yet. But, but, but it won't be pretty. Do you really want to risk it? Last time I was this bored, I took hostages!

thepointisdolphins

One (1) attractive single male, seeking sweatervest-wearing angelic counterpart to share in the boring, saccharine horror that is Wonderland. Please apply immediately.

They have a library.

...Seriously, angel, don't let me suffer this place alone.

soldierofmisfortune

( Cut for spoilers. All spoilers are fine. )

fluted

...this is pointless.

carvingmyway

Are you mad? You've been out of the whole roleplay thing for months now and you're going to jump straight into a game like this? You couldn't even remember where to go to voice test!

...

I-I know you had to start somewhere, but this is still ridiculous! Count me out of it. Forget it. Especially not with that pull point!

untangle

Why is everything you look at for me about getting me in trouble and putting me in danger? Why? What is wrong with a nice dance? Or, you know, a lake to swim in?!

No. Not one with monsters in it! Stop that!

thirdof

Well, well. Finally gained your confidence back?

[A laugh.]

Oh, don't give me that irritated look! It'll freeze up like that if you don't stop, you know. Still, I'm glad. A girl gets bored when she's cooped up in such a cramped space.

[Well, excuuuuse me, Empress.]

Although, you seem to like sending me to these spooky, remote towns. But I suppose I can't complain. A house isn't always a home, and I rather liked the last place. It'll be nice to stretch my legs again, at any rate.

leavinggod

And where would I go, mundane? Have you even thought about that? Certainly not a place where zombies are doing the housework or people making satellites out of microwaves, I would hope.

Well, if you expect me to cooperate, I expect you to refresh your memory on everything.

forgotten_vows

Dear Mun,

Thank you very much for the headspace party. And for my present. Getting to play with the Jabberwock's Eye Staff -- even if I can't use it anywhere but in your head, it's still amazing.

Yes, I wish more had happened on here or on tumblr too -- it would have been nice to get a few more birthday greetings -- but you gave me a nice party, and I got to talk to a few people, and you updated the next chapter you've been meaning to fix in my "canon" and -- well, it's been a nice day overall.

That "Snickers-flavor" ice cream cone helped a lot too.

So yes -- thank you for giving me a nice birthday.

Please don't ruin things by throwing me in a horrible meme now.

Yours,

Victor

Current Mood: happy

ex_trustful547

How do you do, Miss Mun? It's wonderful that we are able to speak to one another through these means!

Those thoughts in your head simply aren't true, Miss Mun! You mustn't dwell on such negative things! You are your own person and I am my own person, too. We should each do things our own way. Even if you are struggling with this 'sample' thing I will do my best to help but I'm certain you can do it on your own.

No, I know you can do it.

Do your very best, Miss Mun!

...Ah, I have a question. If you should choose to send me to yet another place how can two people become my 'mother' and 'father' if I already have a Father?

mid_lives_crisis

Mid Lives Crisis? Mid Lives Crisis? Oh, you're a funny one, aren't you?

[A harumph]

Well, at least you've let me out for a romp as you you so delightfully put it. Oh, yes, you're watching the Boneyard are you? How wonderful - and yes, that is in fact sarcasm. In case your pea-brain failed to notice it!

Oh come along then. Send me out there, on an adventure! Where's Evelyn? Charlie? Peri? Frobisher? [A pause] Mel?

made_4_ritsuka

R-really all this because of one video. It's too much!

I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!
I can't!

It's j-just. . . I mean what would Ritsuka-kun think? And mom is fine, she's not sick or anything. And I don't sleep with the light on anymore! most of the time So it's kind of like lying.

T-though Ritsuka-kun is always the one that stands up for me, and protects me from our classmates. And I wouldn't want anyone to think that they were worthless, especially not Ritsuka-kun or even Soubi-san.

woaini

Hey, hang on a minute here! How can you even think about playing me if you thought Tamahome and I got "boring"!? We're a love story for the ages, don't you think? Our love can overcome anything! I'd do anything for Tama-

Annoying?

Geez. You're a real grump. You like all these other pairs, don't you? Well I'll show you! You'll see that Tamahome and I are the perfect couple. Just you wait!

But...it would be pretty cool to hang around here for a while if you think I'll be able to see everyone. Maybe even the other priestesses and their warriors.

Ah! But the most important thing of all!

Where's the food? I'm starving!

shadow_watching

Still not giving up on this, are you? Well, if that's what you're set on, I'm not going to try stopping you. The effort would be pointless for either party.

As for a place to send me? You remember the last time we went to that Devil's Sea place. Funny how you think that's the best type of setting for me. Then again, given the genre of my series, I can see why you would.

We both know I'm not one for social interaction. I don't think those past instances count as sociable so much as provision of information.

...are we done here? It's getting late and you have work tomorrow. Don't blame me if you end up dozing off at the computer again.

unanticipated

Insisting that you have experience with this isn't going to change my mind. The fact that you've made something horrifying in the small amount of time you've had is, to be honest, nothing to be proud of. I think you ought to sit down and reconsider before you set something irreversible in motion and end up regretting all of your decisions.

I'm not projecting. Now -- do as I say. ... Please.

752

You can't do this.

You think that you can, but, it's not that easy. There's a lot you don't know enough about. Things you can't learn or that I don't teach.

I don't want you trying to think like me. I don't want to think like me. You definitely can't do that. Can't hack. Can't clean a room right. Can't drive. You breathe too loud.

You're normal. You're normal, so this won't work.

And I have a job anyway, which is more important than anything you wanted me doing out here. No thanks.

...

The second comma up there looks misplaced. It probably doesn't read as a pause or a hesitation, which was probably what you wanted it to do.

Should've put in a hyphen. Maybe cut your losses and used a period. I don't know. I don't think I'm supposed to dictate my own punctuation when you're making an entry.

I think we have issues.

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