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[falconette]

So let me get a thing straight. You're doing this, even though I only appear in one comic, in the future, married with a kid, and bad. A comic you haven't even read in a year, and you can't remember if I even say anything in it.

Oh, but you found a face for me. That settles it. Get it, girl.

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[mph]

Woah.

[falconette]

Woah what? [Dude, stop staring.]

[mph]

Woah you exist. My mun mentioned the universe you're from but I didn't think I'd ever see anyone from it.

She told me I knocked up Kate there, is that true?

[falconette]

Bit in my future, but it wouldn't surprise me if you did. You two are pretty hot and heavy.

[mph]

Bitchin'. I like the sound of that.

[falconette]

You would.

[crossbowed]

I fully support this, just so you know.

[falconette]

Thanks, Kate. I appreciate that.

[agentx13]

[ Sharon is just going to staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare. ]

Does Sam know about this?

[falconette]

[Staaaaaring back?]

Dad? He ought to. He only raised me.

[agentx13]

[ Sam. As a dad. Holy. Freaking. Fu- ]

I don't suppose your mun remembers if I'm in that verse of yours.

[ Because if so, CHRISTMAS ALL YEAR ROUND. ]

[falconette]

Hmm... If you are, she doesn't know whether you're on my side or not. But she's not a hundred percent on what side I'm on anyway.

[agentx13]

[ Sharon laughs. ]

Eh. I might not be in that verse at all. I'm hardly in Ultimates, and even then, I'm usually in Spider Man's series.

So... are you planning to cross over and surprise a 616 Sam? I haven't seen any around, but I'd pay good money to watch him meet you for the first time.

[falconette]

I don't come from Ultimates, so I think you're good.

If I find one, I will!

[agentx13]

Maybe the upcoming movie will bring some out to play. Maybe we'll get really lucky and we can find some comics Sams.

[falconette]

If you see one, let me know! I'd love to surprise old Dad.

[agentx13]

Glad to.

[ Excuse her, Sam-Daughter-of-Sam. She's gonna go try and save the world some more now. ]