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[grifballsux]

Look, I'm not saying I don't appreciate a little attention once in a while, because, who doesn't? But did you really have to do it during my mid-evening-to-late-night nap? It's the most important nap I take before I go to sleep for the night, and we both know I have to have my energy for that.

Well, since you got me up, what do you want?


...Nothing? Seriously? You woke me up. For nothing.



God I fucking hate this army.

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<3 Wanted to show my love for RT

[hunterofpeace]

So what are you supposed to do now?! The nap is over!

new rvb on friday!

[grifballsux]

I know, right? It's kinda bullshit. I don't wanna be here, and I really don't think I have the patience to handle the kind of crap that goes on in any games right now.

T_T I'm sadly not caught up but I plan to fix that!

[hunterofpeace]

They're terrible! [An agreeing nod, if only with himself.] There are zombies that want to eat me and people who try to kill me with bikes and smoke!

Naps are better.

[hatesgoodbyes]

How did you even make it through basic? Did you like..let everyone else die and then just eat them and passed by virtue of being the only one left?

[kiss_ass]

Oh, shut the fuck up, Grif. Really, no one cares about your 'naptime' being interrupted.

Though I can't say I'm overly surprised to hear your mundane is just as lazy and under-motivated as you are.

[grifballsux]

Hey, man. Laziness is a lifestyle. Not that you'd know that, 'cause that'd mean you need like, a life first.

[kiss_ass]

I have a life, unfortunately, that life happens to mean being stuck in close quarters with your fat-ass for years.

If anyone should complain about hating the army, it's me. But you don't hear me whining like a little bitch. [He's 1000% done with your bellyaching, Grif.]

[grifballsux]

Man, you call that a life? That life sucks. You should get a new life.

And oh no, you don't get to complain about close quarters with me. Not after the way you talk in your sleep.

[kiss_ass]

I'll be sure to requisition one from Red Command as soon as I can. [This was said with the utmost dryness.]

I don't talk in my sleep! Not that you'd know considering the fact that you snore louder than any person I've ever met. I don't now how any of us get sleep at night considering we can hear you sawing logs all the way at Blue base.

[grifballsux]

Spend a lot of lonely nights at Blue base, do you?

[kiss_ass]

[Fuck. He walked right into that one.]

No, that's just what your sister says. Apparently it interferes with her trying to mack on the Blues. And by 'mack' I mean...well, you know.

[Why yes, he wasn't above a below the belt blow like that.]

[grifballsux]

Those idiots wouldn't even know where to put a dick if they had one. More importantly, you say anything else about my sister and I will literally tear your arm off and beat you to death with it.

[kiss_ass]

I hear they like to stick it to each other so that wouldn't surprise me. And oddly enough, that threat would hold more water if I couldn't outrun your lard ass.

[grifballsux]

Know what you can't outrun? Pumas.

[grifballsux]

And guess who's got the key, cockbite.

Herpa derp. Didn't see that second tag.

[kiss_ass]

Good thing I'm a much better shot than you.

[grifballsux]

What? Says who? Fuck you. I'll shoot you right here.

[kiss_ass]

You mean you'll try and shoot me and miss then I'll have to turn around and beat you like the little bitch that you are.

[grifballsux]

Using a rocket launcher is cheating. And will really piss of Sarge.

[kiss_ass]

What? Me beating you like a redheaded stepchild? I'm pretty sure Sarge would sell tickets for that and give me a promotion. [Read, 'gold star']

[grifballsux]

Not if you're destroying the Warthog, dumbass.

[kiss_ass]

Then I guess I'll have to shoot you before you can get to the Warthog, cockbite.

[grifballsux]

Can we go back to the part where you're calling my sister a slut? And you're the one who's mad?

I'm so sorry. orz

[kiss_ass]

Uhhh seven abortions kinda says it all. I'm just calling a spade a spade Or in this case, a slut a slut. Nothing wrong with that, mind you. If I was really going to get personal, I would have mentioned I'm pretty sure she's retarded as well.

[grifballsux]

She's still not gonna fuck you, dude.

Man, I know she's retarded. But only I get to call her retarded and a slut, got it?

[kiss_ass]

She's hot but there's no way I'd stick my dick in that. Not to mention I'd probably catch the Grif family stupidity STI.

Technically, you're the one who called her a slut.

[grifballsux]

Yeah. She's my sister. I can call her a retarded slut. You don't get to. That's family, bitch.

[kiss_ass]

You know, you really shouldn't call your sister a retarded slut. That's kind of messed up. [Now he's just fucking with you, Grif.] Also, your preoccupation with your sister's sex life is a little weird. I'm sure Freud would have something to say about that.

[grifballsux]

Do I need to say again that she's my baby sister? It's kind of what siblings do for each other. You know, Family. Like with parents. Two of them.

[kiss_ass]

What? Call their siblings sluts and retards? Some family you got there, Grif. Remind me to never accept your invite to Christmas at the Grif homestead.

[grifballsux]

Do your people even celebrate Christmas?

[kiss_ass]

"My people"? Seriously? Are you still going on about that? I'm Dutch Irish, Grif. Of course "my people" celebrate Christmas.

[grifballsux]

No, I meant Assholes. Do Assholes celebrate Christmas?

[kiss_ass]

[Grif didn't need to see Simmon's face to know he was just giving him a flat look.] No we just celebrate Kwanza because we're assholes who like to confuse everyone else. Of course we celebrate Christmas, you cockbite.

[grifballsux]

Well, it only makes sense since, you know, your whole purpose is to suck the fun right out of everything and make everything miserable. Man, Christmas must be like... Christmas to you.

[kiss_ass]

Rats, you've discovered my diabolical plan. Congratulations, Grif, you figured out my whole purpose on this shitty world is to be a pain in your ass.

[The maroon armored soldier drawled sarcastically.] Give the man a prize. [More like a knuckle sandwich.]

[grifballsux]

Well I never really had any doubts about it. You're just so damn good at it.

[kiss_ass]

When I was signing up for my secondary MOS I explicitly requested specialized training in how to annoy my lazy-ass teammates so nice to see all that military training paid off.

[Sassy, McSassypants today, aren't we, Dick?]

[grifballsux]

I bet your mom is so proud.