[Canon is an obscure hentai]

[alientoy]

Well, just because Harumi is from a "really dirty canon" doesn't mean that Harumi can't make friends just like everyone else, right~?

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[rance_attaaack]

Oho, a "really dirty canon"? You must mean erotic, right?

[alientoy]

What's erotic...?

[Blinking.] -Oh; that's when Harumi doesn't wear clothes and a lot of stuff happens between her legs, right..?

[A bright smile.] Then yup~! Harumi is from an EROTIC canon! [Oh look at that she learned a new word]

[rance_attaaack]

[Hmm...something seems off]

How old are you?

[alientoy]

Ummm....

[She counts on her fingers before responding.]

Harumi is 35 Earth-days old!

[rance_attaaack]

What. [Okay, this girl probably isn't normal. She looks kind of loli too...Disappointing.]

Well, if you're so young, how do you know about erotic things?

[alientoy]

Because Harumi is from a "really dirty canon"!

[A smile.] And THEY gave Harumi information about it before Harumi was sent to Earth!

[rance_attaaack]

[Hm, well to be fair, Kou's from his "really dirty canon," but she doesn't know erotic things. Yet.]

Hm, hm, so you're an alien. [Whatevs, Rance has fucked an alien before] Can you change what you look like? So you have bigger boobs?

[alientoy]

Alien humanoid robot, actually! But she looks and feels real enough; outside of her abnormally light weight. [Canting her head to the side.] Yes, Harumi is an alien but so are you.

[Blinking. Is there something wrong with this body? Oh no... THEY'd be very unpleased to hear that!]

Um... [She purses her lips.] Harumi can ask for a different body... but... It would take another 562 Earth-days.

[alientoy]

[Blink.] "Otaku"..?