[Voice-testing this obnoxious ghost]

[yuinyan]

HEEEEEY, WHERE THE HELL AM I, GODDAMNIT?!

I was supposed to pass on, wasn't I?!

Oh. Hey, I can still move! Alright, legs, good for kicking, can I jump? Jump, jump, jump ... yup, I can still jump! Hiiii-YAH! YUI SUPER KICK, ahaha! Awesome.

Fingers work, hands work, arms work— alright, not paralyzed, we're getting off to a great start here! What'd you say your name was? I forgot it.

But, hey, where's my mom? How come I'm the same age I was when I died? Why do I still have all my memories? Does senpai still have all his memories too? Hinata-senpaiiiii, you owe me a wedding!

Comments

[gabriellightwood]

..... Are you always so very noisy?

[yuinyan]

HELL YEAH. ... well, okay, maybe not always, but y'gotta speak up so people can hear you sometimes, y'know?

I'm also the lead vocalist in a rock band! [But no, she doesn't seem to get tired of yelling.]

Who're you?

[gabriellightwood]

[He winces at what he considers bad language and stiffly replies.]

My name is Gabriel Lightwood.

Why would you put bands on rocks?

[1/2]

[yuinyan]

[Yui's like a sugary cupcake baked full of bad language with strobe lights on for extra obnoxiousness.] Glad to meet ya!

[She quietly stares at him for a rather long time after he asks his question.]

... you're some kind of moron, aren't'cha? Or did you come from an older time?

[2]

[yuinyan]

A rock band plays music! Really loud, rebellious, exciting music, with guitar leads and drums! My band's called Girls Dead Monster!

[She grins and mimes playing guitar, rocking out excitedly while she talks.] Yeah, yeah, whoo~! Dididididly-diiii!

BOOM!

[She finishes off with throwing her arms in the air, her too-short modified uniform short revealing her mid-riff, not that she cares...
Hopefully her actual singing is better than this noise.]

My name's Yui, by the way, Mr. Lightwood!

[gabriellightwood]

[He looks as if he wants to put his hands over his ears but he's trying to be polite. Then he blushes when her mid-riff is exposed and he looks away very quickly.]

Uh... I-- It--- I... I hail from the year 1878.

[And you're unlike anything he's witnessed before, Yui.]

[yuinyan]

[She blinks, looking curiously at him.] Wow. That WAS a long time ago...

1878, huh? I died in 2005! [You heard that right.] You're really shy... pretty rare for a guy your age!

[It's easy to see why!]

[gabriellightwood]

[He's defensive now.]

It's not proper for girls to be showing their... skin in such a way. Or being so raucous.

.... What do you mean you died?

[yuinyan]

[She just thinks he's funny, in the way that an old man stuck in his ways is a little bit funny.]

Racka-what? Huh? But this is my school uniform! I just trimmed it a little. Boy, if you think this is bad, you should see our gym uniforms! [She grins, leaning over as her voice takes on a teasingly, flirtatious tone, before she answers his other question:]

I mean I'm dead, silly! I'm pretty much a ghost. This uniform's not for a normal school, I couldn't really go to school when I was alive... this uniform's what the dead kids wear in the afterlife, until they make peace with their lives and move on!

[gabriellightwood]

[He doesn't like the sound of that and he's leaning away from her.]

It sounds like something horribly demonic.

[yuinyan]

Nah, it's pretty normal...

Besides, I'm grateful I got to go there. I made friends for the first time in my— well, I can't say life, I never had any in life and that was more like death. First time in my death? Yeah, I guess that fits!

And look, I get to move! [She starts running around, flapping her arms and spinning, before she stops.] When I was alive, I couldn't move one inch!

[Oh, yay, a Konata!]

[yuinyan]

[Yui tilts her head, the ahoge wiggling from the motion before it straightens out as if it has a will of its own.] Hmm~?

How many moe tropes can you identify in a minute, Konata? You will be graded on this!

[yuinyan]

[And sort of twin-tails!]

... hey, don't call it an ahoge! [She bellows, waving her fists, before pouting.] I mean, sure, I'm essentially a moron, but I still prefer to think of it as one of my charm points, nyan~!

[And then, she curls her fingers in, brings her hands up to the sides of her face, and bats them like paws. Over-the-top kawaiiko get!]

100/100! ... never thought you'd see the day, right?

[yuinyan]

If I'm the first, then— you deny your own stupidity, even though you also have an ahoge?

Wow, you're sad. [Kind of vicious sometimes, this one.]

But you left an opening a mile wide! I /had/ to.

[yuinyan]

Yeah, so? They've got gorillas on TV that can do sign language! But they're still big, silly monkeys. Besiiides, almost anybody can memorize stuff short-term for a test, it's called survival instinct! Doesn't make you a genius.

... hey, where'd you come from, anyway?

[ultimateenemy]

Well, you're going to be a [Obnoxious, loud, demanding] pleasant addition to the Ghost Zone.

[yuinyan]

Ghost Zone? Sorry, already associated with the Like-Hell-I'm-Dead War Front!

Why are you green? Is that ectoplasm, like in the movies?

[ultimateenemy]

[Dan slaps a layer of casualness on top of his incredulousness. Or is it contempt? It's hard to tell.] You're not going to suddenly stop being dead because you demand it. Just so you know.

I never bothered finding out. 'Just because' is a good enough reason for me.

[yuinyan]

I wasn't trying to stop being dead, moron, I was fighting against the unfairness of the life I was given!

... I'm at peace now anyway, so scram.

You must be an underachiever if you're happy with that much!

[ultimateenemy]

And you expected me to draw some other conclusion with 'Like-Hell-I'm-Dead'? Whoever named your group sucks at it.

If by underachiever you mean someone who'd prefer to learn how to use a weapon rather than why it's the colour it is, then yes, I must be, musn't I. [Dan no you're not subtle at all in your metaphors stop]

[He entirely ignores the scram, he'll do that when he wants to and no earlier.]