homeless and possibly looking.

[reappearance]

What?

You've got to be joking, right? I'm fine where I am right now, you know! I mean, there's already a bunch of aliens, time travelers, espers, and sliders -- wait. You mean I get to actually meet John again if I do this?

Well, what are you waiting for? Journeys await! And you better send me to somewhere cool and amazing, or else it's totally not worth it at all, got it?

Comments

[notjohnsmith]

It generally helps if you have some sort of easily recognizable description of your criteria, rather than vague and subjective terms like 'cool' and 'amazing.' That kind of thing's all in the eye of the beholder.

[reappearance]

You, of all people, should know my criteria by now, John.

[notjohnsmith]

Unless I was the one you're talking to, it doesn't really matter what I know, does it?

[reappearance]

But I am talking to you, idiot, so the point is moot.

[notjohnsmith]

Do I have any control over the environment you end up in?

[reappearance]

Probably not, but you could always try. I'm not a horrible person, as you can tell.

[notjohnsmith]

I didn't say otherwise, did I?

It's not that I wouldn't like to see you where I am now, but it might be... crowded.

Still, there's nothing saying we couldn't find ourselves in the same world again someday.