on being reserved...

[warriorgoddess]

...



Seriously?

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[ladiesman217]

C'mon, you think that's bad? I saw what your mun did to mine.

[:|]

[warriorgoddess]

[ wimp ]

That's nothing compared to what we're gonna go though.

[ladiesman217]

Wow, yeah. That's comforting. Real positive thinking, Mikaela.

[warriorgoddess]

It's true, Sam. You're lucky, you're totally gonna be like...fresh.

[ and stuff ]

[ladiesman217]

What's that supposed to mean?

[No, really. He doesn't get it.]

[warriorgoddess]

Uh, never mind. It's not really important.

/rustiest ever

[ladiesman217]

Uh, no. No, no, you do not get to just say then, then drop it. What does that mean?

saaaaaaame omg

[warriorgoddess]

It means...you, uh -- smell...clean? Like, totally fresh.

[ladiesman217]

That's funny, because it almost sounded like you were saying I'm new to the whole alien robot thing. I mean, there's no way you meant that, since I've like... done all the same stuff you have, but yeah.

Sounded a bit like that.

[warriorgoddess]

What? No. No, nono. That's not what I meant at all.

[ladiesman217]

Uh huh. Then what did you mean?

[warriorgoddess]

Okay, see -- here's the thing. I've totally been in like, robotland before? And it's not awesome. Like, I mean it can be awesome? But it's usually not.

[ladiesman217]

So what, you just hitched a ride to Cybertron while I wasn't looking? That must've been some trip.

[warriorgoddess]

Uh, yeah. Kinda. Look -- you were there for a while, too! Twice, actually.

[ . . . ]

It's kinda hard to explain.

[shatterbrained]

Vell, vell~!

Haff fun, zhat is all I can say! [ He has Great Fondness for his human friend Mikaela! ] Und try not to die, I suppose.

[warriorgoddess]

..Uh huh. Fun. Okay, yeah -- I guess it could be fun. [ Bliiiiitz ]

I'll try. Did that once, not super crazy about it.

[shatterbrained]

[ it's better than being in prison forever! then again a lot of things are better than that ] Jou never know until jou try, yes? Hopefully things vill vork out.

[ you get a tiny sympathy pat on the head

tiny by robot standards ] Still, I haff heard it is dangerous. So.

Take care of jourself. Yes. Jou are very capable. I am sure jou vill be...fine. [ a-awkward ]

[warriorgoddess]

[ okay that is a valid point. being in prison sounds awful. ]

Oof. Are you there at all? [ She's grinning up at him a little anyway, no matter that she's probably been compacted about three inches by that pat. ]

That's a compliment coming from you, y'know.

[projecticeman]

I look forward to having you both on Cybertron so you can witness my reign. It will be enlightening for you, I'm sure.

[warriorgoddess]

[ okay, now this is one 'Con she's legitimately afraid of. Last time they tangled, he'd killed her. ]

Yeah, I'm gonna go with that's totally not ever gonna happen.

[projecticeman]

You say that now, human, but just wait. There is no Optimus to protect you.

[warriorgoddess]

What, you think I don't have other allies?

[projecticeman]

You assume I have reason to be scared of any of them.