dear_mun | Mar. 6th, 2013

Mar. 6th, 2013

Gosh, Miss Mun...are you sure this is a good idea?

Oh please don't get me wrong. I'm glad to be here. It's just...you didn't seem too happy to have me at first. And I don't want to cause you any trouble...maybe you should pay more attention to some of the others in your..."headspace"?

Well...if you're sure. But maybe you should think about watching the rest of the series first, before doing anything? I mean...if you want to...

And...oh, I hope you don't mind me asking, but...well...why do I need to find Discord?

Well gosh, if it's really that important to you, of course I'll look for him. I just hope I can find him. I hear this place is really big...

adifferentspice

You just had to pull me away as things were getting interesting, didn't you? I have three troublesome siblings to keep an eye on, you know, and one used to be an angel!

Not to mention I was in the middle of inventing something that would have changed life in Tyria for the better. [Explosions and screams in the distance, Cayenne winces.]

...I guess I can stay for a little while, until my lab is repaired or replaced. Just let me see this thing you call a smart phone.

scraphoodlum

Right-o daddy-o, let's cool it for a minute and chat. So far you've traded my sweet hairdo for a flat top, got my nose busted by some chrome-plated nut, and locked me in a cabin with a kook who went nuclear on some forest.

You see how grody this is? Maybe instead of cruisin' me for the bruise express, maybe you can hook me to a happening pad, get me some new duds.

Cause this? This is getting me frosted. Big time.

innocenthealer

Oh, mundane, I'm so happy that you picked me up! Maybe by visiting other worlds, I can heal more people and fulfill my wish! After all, there is a place I want to go! It'll be hard without Ioryogi helping me...but maybe I won't trouble him this way! And I'll have you to tell me when I'm messing up!

So, where are you planning on sending me? Wherever shall we go?

...What?! Mundane..that doesn't sound like a nice place. But..if there are a lot of people I can heal there..then I'll give it all I got!

231_7

I want to go to a game. I'm not shutting up until then. You can't make me.

I don't w-want to be hurt a-anymore. So - so I'm not going to stay with the Foundation. Find a game. I - I deserve it. I do. I deserve to go outside. And see things outside my room, and meet p-people, and learn to... to read. Or write. Or something. I don't know what's out there but I should. So I want a game.

Current Mood: aggravated

silentrunning

[Chell crosses her arms angrily, pulls a pen from her ponytail and a pad of paper from gods-know-where and starts to write.]

Mun,
Why would you want a small toy meant to represent me? I am confused. What can one do with this toy?

You are very strange. Also, if you make me do embarrassing things again......

......

......

......

.....

[Glares angrily]

[Huff]

teenagebadboy

Ha ha, that's hilarious. [Sarcasm ahoy.]

Besides the fact that my dead dog posted it and that it's kinda 4th wall breaking... I don't see the fun in it. Yes I put fire on John's barn and the garage but that doesn't mean that this other me putting fire to stuff is any funny.

fulltiltdiva

I disagree.

Spite is a perfect reason to do anything.

bachelor

So, even you think I killed the girl? And you're still goin' for this whole ... thing?

[ A beat. (He doesn't seem terribly pleased.) ]

Guess you'll find out soon either way.

mommysgirl

You had better consider my story long and hard. So very much to change. But the ending, I know, must remain. The broader strokes. The plot. Perhaps being let out a little more will help you in that matter, hm?

Your musical choices could also use work, but I suppose we can't all share my admittedly eclectic tastes. What a shame, I know!

betaman

I think you'll recall the rules of this one. No, eh--there it is--no "non-humanoids". Argue all you like, but I feel safe in saying this: if Optimus Prime doesn't qualify, I certainly don't. It's quite alright, now, calm down. I wouldn't want to be in any world without Optimus Prime, after all.

No. No, thank you. Thank you, but I'm comfortable where I am.

most_faithful_student

Dear Princess Celestia,

For the past few months, I have been stuck in my mun;s head. Luckily, I had plenty of my books to help me through the long wait, but I must admit that being in such an empty space was... kind of dull. But my mun has finally decided that it was time for me to come out of her head and onto here. I've seen some of my friends on here, so luckily I'm not going to be alone! I will try to make new friends on here and continue my studies on the magic of friendship..

I just hope my mun will still let me read.

Your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle

[You know you didn't need to write a letter, right?]

I didn't? Well... It's best that the princess knows. After all, this will be a good chance to study friendship more! I'm so excited!

[... Sigh]

fleeting_wisdom

I'm glad that you're enjoying having your laptop back, Mundane...but you have so much to do right now, are you sure that you have time to spare for me?

I don't want you to overextend yourself on my behalf and would be fine to wait a while longer.

...

No. Of course I'm not only saying that because I believe that the place you're sending me is too dangerous and scary. It's a little insulting that you would say that.

justsayit

Say, Mun-chan?

It's great that you've been wanting to let me out more, but you don't have to force yourself to put me in situations that make you sad. Really! Actually, I'd prefer if you didn't I have a girlfriend, you know! And saying things like you don't think you're confident enough with me to play those sorts of things? You don't need to play those sorts of things right now, and I really don't wanna do it with anyone other than Mei.

I'm sure we'll find her again someday. I've waited this long, right? I can wait as long as I need to until we run into each other again.

arttoenchant

It's true I haven't the time for 'normal' human beings, my interest lies in art and the creation thereof. Simply calling yourself an actor does not an actor of you make; not enough to hold my attention. Although truly it is flattering to hear one profess themself 'Shakespearean actor', as though you should touch nothing else. An understanding may still be reached.

However, could you not have refrained from all this, at least until my entrance?

fireworks_plz

Oi, brat. You remember what happened last time, right? Nothing good'll come of this so knock it off! I want to be left alone; not be part of any of the crazy worlds that are out there! Don't use your "but you'll meet new friends!" or your version of "it'll be fun" excuses either. That almost cost me my other arm last time so if you know what's good for you you'll drop it right now!

And about that other shit? Don't. Say. Anything.

naja

I appreciate the easy to remember username, dear, but I'm just a school nurse. It seems somehow ill-fitting in light of that, doesn't it?

Oh, a turtle? That sounds just quaint. We'll have to see what happens.

Don't forget those vitamins I gave you.

maythespirits

You have some time to consider whether or not you would actually like to follow through, mundane, so I suggest you take it. This isn't the sort of decision that should be rushed into whether you miss me or not.

light_em_up

Well... I'm glad you didn't go with any of the more violent muses. But I can still be dangerous whether I want it or not. And that worries me. People could get hurt if you put me out there. I understand I can't stay on the farm forever, yes, I just feel this is another end of an extreme instead of a happy medium.

As long as you find a place that takes mutants and OCs, I guess I'll trust your judgment. It's all a bit new to me. I hope I'm not going to just take up space in your head. That seems rude of me to do. I'll miss home if I'm away, though. Moving once was hard enough, and I had my family then, you know?

Current Mood: nervous

3rdpersonneutral

Now, what is this all about?

It wishes to 'test my voice'? How pointless. My voice is working perfectly well, whatever trouble it may be having with its soft little ears. There is nothing useful to be learned regarding my vocal capacity by forcing me into interaction with any number of other flesh creatures with similarly insipid curiosities. And it would even forbid me from crushing them into a fine paste when they grow tiresome-?

Oh, it is no fun at all.

50shadesofblack

[And here we see Dark, for once looking a bit lost and confused. He's not really sure what he should do right now even if there was a lot that he could try. He wasn't the best at comforting people... actually he couldn't really say he was the best at anything less it involved snark and sarcasm. He shifted from one foot to the other and back again, crossing his arms as he leaned back against a wall before he started to pick at a nondescript spot on his arm with a nail. Finally he seems to find something to say, because he opened his mouth as if he was going to speak... before exhaling out a shaky breath instead and letting what he was going to say die in his throat; glancing away and sliding down the wall so that he was sitting instead, he simply kept his mouth shut, knowing nothing he said would help in the least anyhow.]

selfmadeprincess

That quaint little village I visited before? Hmmm...yes, it could work.

I wouldn't possess my memories from Forever After this time, though.

Good or bad, whatever ending I achieve for myself there will not matter afterward.....

....Oh well, C'est La Ve. Get to work, Mundane.

burgling

They don't need me. They're getting on just fine. Kili and Fili are hunting, I've gotten Thorin some customers and a new appreciation for elves...possibly... And I'm going to have a fine time at the castle!

Stop giving me those...those...those eyes! I get to have tea without soot in it!

needlefingers

...

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Oh frag.

[How does everything go from somewhat in-control to completely and catastrophically NOT IN CONTROL in the space of a few minutes? Chromedome and control really don't seem to be a thing anymore, if it ever was.

Worst part is, it's all his fault.]

Bad is an understatement here Mun.

Rewind...

shotgunning

Rereading a couple old threads and suddenly missing me isn't a good enough reason to bring me back. [ Not that she's particularly fond of collecting dust, but she's been through this game enough already to know that it's either not going to end well or she'll just be tossed back into the "rarely sees the light of day" pile. ] Lemme know when you've got an actual plan and then maybe we'll talk.

pitch_gold

Mun. I insist you get back to your studies. This is no time to go prodding me. Posting this up from the computer labs... are you really that bored?

No. That isn't even a case of being bored, it's a case of procrastination. As of late, I know you haven't been getting your needed hours of sleep. You're drinking coffee every day to keep yourself up. That's not good.

Just let me do my job, yes? Let's hope you get to sleep at a reasonable time tonight, by not procrastinating.

bearerofhope

You know, it's not very nice of you to tell people I don't have a personality.

It's a pretty dark place, isn't it? I guess it won't be too hard to find a purpose. I can't help but worry about leaving her behind, though. You'll have to make sure she's taken care of.

toppomeranian

MISS MUN!!

As much as I would like to play with Sissel again, I don't think I should be going to another planet right now. Miss Kamila and Miss Lynne still need me! I'm a very important Pomeranian, you know.

I also have a question, if you don't mind. What's a planet?

sun_goddess_sacrifice

I declare to you banal puppeteers, that you change your view on who is the appropriate loyal dog! Though the elegant ladies maid of that demons den known as Scarlet Devil Mansion may be sufficiently loyal, I proclaim that it is but a shadow compared to my burning devotion to my lord and prince Toyosatomimi no Miko!

Now! Go forth and depict me as such so when people consider loyal dogs she is not the first to come to mind.

...

Ah... yes, her longevity in this matter may be difficult to counter easily....

beforefirstcup

No.

-But it'll be good for you!-

No. Just because you've "reviewed" the canon doesn't mean I shoudl be dragged out for your sadistic play.

imthegoodguy

You know, most of the game is half my age.

You're sure I'm gonna fit in there?

sugalumps

I don't think this is a very good idea.

robotyrant

[Awaiting commands, all weapons ready.]

Schreeeeeeeeeeeeeok.

improvementofhumanbeing

Thank you for recognizing that I am trying to be improvement of human being, Mundane.

... ( click! she takes a picture of the place she's in, but it just shows up all black on her phone. )

...I would like to go home, please. ( glasses adjust ) If that is possible.

cursedcharms

...

...get some sleep already.

Oh, and thanks for staying away from the corvid puns.

...........

I'm serious. Go to bed. Even if you want me to show up to that event, it won't do any good if you can barely focus.

permit

Even words from the wisest of men amount to very little when they fall on deaf ears. In the same vein, you won’t find much productivity to be had if you plan on continuing the way you are now.

But I imagine you’re well aware of this fact.

A will may not always come in the shape of a sword, but it is an apt description, don’t you think? For a will well-controlled is a functional tool with great potential. In capable hands it can carry out a wide array of actions, achieve conquests of the ilk of legends – whether it is used to attack, or to defend, or to kill.

But a blade is not a toy, and neither should a will be treated as such. I regret to inform you that if you continue to exercise your will so carelessly like this, then much like playing with a sword . . .

You will only find that you have cut yourself wide open.

[ . . . ]

--What a remarkably twisted thinking face you possess. Was I wrong? It appears you don’t appreciate the metaphor as much as I thought you might.

Ah. Very well, then. I’ll get straight to the point.

[ a pleasant smile. ]

You’re inadequate.

skystrikes

You know, Summoner, I've been thinking. Actually, Valor sort of brought up the point, so I'd like to ask you for your opinion.

[Valor being the big blue eagle that caws in agreement.]

I'm not big on yelling. Do you think the others will get upset at me for lacking a battle cry that includes some variation of Demacia in it? I mean, not that I'm not excited to be here, just...

Its not my thing, you know?

stooge

We doing this?

I'm not cut out for much, man, but it sure beats being in the ground. That's for sure.

Nothing too, uh. [gesture] You know? I've seen what you do to those other guys and that ain't for me.

thebigbadex

Shit. It's about time you let me in on this party. I was starting to majorly freak out, okay? God forbid I get here when it isn't cool anymore. [Slight chuckle.]

notwithoutwings

That's a very good question, Mun! I really don't think you have any idea, and I'd feel a lot better if you thought things over. It's not that I mind you bringing me here, but it's awfully confusing when you haven't gotten your story straight. It's always better to have a strategy.

Maybe you should try reading some of those fanfictions you were talking about. That could help you figure things out! What's the worse that could happen?

I was also wondering about the username you gave me. It seems a bit ill-fitting. Unless you're speaking metaphorically. In that case, I suppose it fits quite nicely!

jack_o_lantern

You know mundane, I think you're right. This does sound like fun. And this place could definitely use some livening up.

I can't wait to see their faces!

charmandchant

It's not so bad, so far.

( But it's a war. And Hermione has had quite enough of wars, thank you very much. )

But I miss Harry, Ron and the Weasley's. And Teddy. I miss going shopping in Diagon Alley and finding new books in Flourish and Blott's. I miss being able to do magic, researching new potions, hugging my friends, laughing with them around the fire..

And no! Before you suggest it, having Malfoy there is not anywhere near the same thing!

biggestbaddestbrute

Gwahahaha! About time you did something! You know how long I've been waiting on you!? If you were a minion of mine, I'd have fired you by now!

But don't think you get off easy, pal! I still do the ordering around here, so get to it! Lets go squash some chumps!

birdyballerina

So...

Here we are again.

[Cherry stands there awkwardly for a moment, waiting for something to happen.]

I like the new journal name. Feels good. Feels...different, I guess? Sorta nice to be in new skin. Metaphorically speaking.

[Another pause.]

Are we doing something here?

hexappeal

I'm just saying that if Molly gets a party at Bimboyz for her first year anniversary, then I should get a party in Vegas with the Thunder Down Under to celebrate my third year in the City.

I don't see where the problem is with this.

lazysorcerer

You're busting me out again?

Oh well, at least I won't have money problems in this place. And no brats constantly making my life a living hell either. Sounds like paradise to me!

ninjabike

It's actually a sound idea considering we are scattered. So, what if we all get a new paint job or alt mode? You're not taking me from anywhere in the new season so you're making it more of a problem then it is.

He'll blend in better at night at least,if we have to deal with M.E.C.H. as well.

masterful_tactician

Mundane, it's not the end of world if you can't find that charger! But I am flattered that you wish to spend time with me. Perhaps we could find some new friends too yes?

tellthetruth

You know hon, have to say, I am glad to be out of that noggin of yours. Not that I was lacking room in there but well, kitty was getting bored. The other people you have in there are so unbearably dull.

Now, be a good little mortal and figure out what we're doing, hmm? Preferably something fun that includes an all you can eat buffet. Goddesses have needs to you know?

dreampony

Mundane, we are greatly disappointed in you.

You knew our sister would be arriving in Somarium yet you hesitated to allow us to join her. You made the decision earlier that you'd try but you waited. It will be another full cycle of our moon before we may stand once more at her side.

[At least it's not as long as a thousand years...?]

...We believe the modern phrase is "oh, you did not just say that".

orange_dattebayo

HEY MUN!

I've been quite idle for a while, ya know. So I was wondering what the hell happened to you. Did you die? Break hand, arm, leg? Sure I sometimes complain about places you send me, but not reason to completely ignore me! I've been screaming around here from boredom, 'tebbayo. Let's do something.

[...]

Mun?

[...]

Oi Mun.

[...]

HEY MUN!

[...]

...
RASENGAN!

[Breaks Mun's shiny, brand new Lumia cellphone and looks immensely pleased.]

childofthegods

HEY! What do you think you're doing?! Stop sulking! That isn't going to fix anything! Getting upset isn't going to help! You're acting like a child!

Are you my mun or aren't you?! Take this and learn from it! We'll try again later and maybe we'll have better luck then!

In the meantime there's always memes at that Bakerstreet place! Or we could go to Mallow Hallow! What about that? The people seem a lot nicer there. It's supposed to be laid back so you won't have to worry about getting too busy to play! That sounds nicer, doesn't it? Let's just go there.

counter

A rather short list I'm afraid. I mean, that one with the tower thingy might do the trick, but I guess I would be more of an "AU" than an "OU", although I've never been one for labeling things; it's just asking for someone to get prissy about definitions and then you never hear the end of it.

But damn, wouldn't I love to stretch my legs in some mystery/horror setting? It does hit a bit too close home, but then again, I guess I've grown too fond of it.

And no, I still don't know why these got bigger.

joinery

An imposition? Why, nooooo! Nothing could be further from the truth!

Who knows the next time I'll get a chance to meet any Konoha nin? This is a wonderful opportunity! It's such an honor to find out the village has flourished past my time regardless of how poorly things are going at the moment and I expect to be kept busy for the foreseeable future back, ahem, in the homeland.

GAHAHAHAHA. A shinobi relaxes while he can! Now, where's my successors?

[C'MON NOW WHERE HIS SHINOBI AT

he is excited to an utterly redonk degree to meet just about anybody]

starbolting

Oh, yes! Playing games does sound like fun! I am afraid I am not very good, but I have played many of these games with Beast Boy and Cyborg. What sort of video game shall we be playing? A racing game? Or perhaps one with tiny figures upon the screen that we shall have fight to the death?

No?

....I am sorry, but I have never heard of an "Exsilium," or a "Gargle-blast." What sort of games might those be?

ungentle

I suppose that if I'm not to be sent anywhere just now or given someone to properly pass the time with, I could do worse than providing you with metaphors through which you can better understand whichever situation is troubling you in your real life and with material for your overactive imagination (some of it is quite charming, really, and gods know the rest is no more tragic than the hands I've already been dealt; if nothing else, sweetling, I trust your good intentions). This period of easy contentment will not last forever, but you know that, and that is likely enough for now.

leagueofherown

There are bad ideas, really bad ideas and then there's this.

Seriously lady, what the hell are you thinking? We're not going through this again, I'm not going through this again.

I don't need the confusion, ok?

aetherblade

Mundane, if you're going to make plans on putting me somewhere, just follow through with it. Don't be afraid, we'll make it. Just do everything you need to do and do this thing you call a canon review.

I'm not going anywhere, anyway. Just find a place.

endlessknight

You really do get fired up at the drop of a hat, don't you? I thought everyone else was just exaggerating...

At least it keeps you productive! Fire is good. Gotta keep a cool head sometimes too, though. Balance, right? That's important.

First thing's first: get the eras sorted out. Well, no, wait. Get the locations sorted out. Or... I don't know, names and terminology? More framework for the sidequests and plot? Oh, I don't know. I'm not a writer! Why don't you ask that guy back in... in...

... I don't remember. This is really annoying. Temporally-disrupted memories. Who thought that was a good idea? Was it you?

un_bending

I'm glad you think I'm worth listening to and everything, okay. But couldn't I occasionally get to do something besides argue politics with benders who've already decided not to?

I think we have issues.

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