Someone's not too happy with their predicament

[scraphoodlum]

Right-o daddy-o, let's cool it for a minute and chat. So far you've traded my sweet hairdo for a flat top, got my nose busted by some chrome-plated nut, and locked me in a cabin with a kook who went nuclear on some forest.

You see how grody this is? Maybe instead of cruisin' me for the bruise express, maybe you can hook me to a happening pad, get me some new duds.

Cause this? This is getting me frosted. Big time.

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[resonant_secret]

....Hey, you totally had that haircut coming.

[scraphoodlum]

Oh yeah? And what if I chopped your mop, huh?

[And you have a rather enviable do.]

[resonant_secret]

Then our muns would keep insisting we're a couple.

Who the hell busted you up, though? I thought I was the only one allowed to beat you up!

[Irony is lost on Keldeo.]

[scraphoodlum]

Which we're not.

[Yeah that'll show them.]

Some square called Khan. He thought he was so hip when he busted my nose!

[Just really cheeses him.]

[resonant_secret]

[Wait a minute, something just clicked.]

...how'd he bust your nose, anyway? You're a Scrafty. I mean, I know you guys are made of tissue paper, but it's not like you have huge freaking schnozzes.

[scraphoodlum]

It's like we're all human, you dig? And then it's in the twenties. The twenties! Totally a bust, man.

You know how odd ball being human is? Like crazy, man.

[resonant_secret]

...

I think I have some idea.

I can't... really help you there, though, man.

[scraphoodlum]

Well I can help myself, daddy-o. Ain't nothin' what I ain't been through before.

[resonant_secret]

Then why are you so upset at your mun for doing it to you? If it's happened once, you can deal with it.

[scraphoodlum]

Cause my mun set me up! He knew I was gonna get my chops busted! That ain't cool!

[resonant_secret]

Well, uh, that's kind of his job. Yours, too, technically, if you're a jobber.

[scraphoodlum]

Uh uh, I ain't a job guy. If I bust up chops, it's to win! I have a reputation!

[Jack you're just bitter you lost.]

[resonant_secret]

A reputation as a chump.

[Jack, you always lose. You are the worst fighting type.]

[scraphoodlum]

You said one cool daddy-o wrong.

[resonant_secret]

...Sure I did.

I admit that trappin' you in a cabin with a skyscraper was kind of a jerky thing to do, though.

[scraphoodlum]

That's why I gotta take him down!

Got any ideas?