dear_mun | Mar. 7th, 2013

Mar. 7th, 2013

Seriously, you should be sitting here and stop caring about this one place by now. but here you are, looking back at it on occasion and getting mad at the things you see.

Mun, it's over and can't be changed. Live with it. You are better off in that other place.

longshots

Oh yeah. This is a terrific idea. I can see this turning out real well.

How about you turn off the computer, cupcake, and let me get back to... hell, I don't know, trying not to get horribly maimed.

moebreaker

Oh! Hi again, mun! It's been a really long time, huh?

U-ummm, you know, it's okay. You don't have to work so hard... I'm sure if you just ummm what was it called again? oh yeah! 'canon review' you'll be just fine!

I'm really excited that you're actually letting me out this time, though! Let's both try our hardest, okay!?

5055034455

Et tu, Brute?

You know what — why don't you go hang out with Walter? I'm sure you'll have a ton to talk about, what with your mutual distrust and lack of faith in me. Come on.

I'm not in over my head. I know exactly what I'm doing, okay? Relax. It'll be fine.

It's all good, mun.

Now go do me a favor and figure out where I can find an exorcist. And, while you're at it, maybe consider making good on your promise to send me to Narnia. I hear it's very nice there this time of year.

...shut up. That "confirms" nothing, especially not your "suspicions."

dropdeadweasley

Hullo again, from the Illustrious Desk of Fred Weasley.

Finally done faffing about with all the icons, are you? I have to say, it took you long enough.

And you've still got us the wrong way 'round, I bet! Look at you: playing me in George's body half the time and not even caring. Do you have any idea where he's been with that thing? That's right, all the same places that I have! Positively sick in the head, you are.

But I suppose you did make the very wise decision to keep me in my youthful good looks, so it's nothing I can't forgive just this once. Even though we're going to all this trouble again, all this time later, and I still have to finish my own sentences! What's the point in a twin if I have to do that?

Honestly.

It's like you've never even read the books.

I'm revoking your Mad Missus Mun title until you're done sullying my name. Don't you know I'm supposed to do that for myself?

2point1seconds

I am honored that you wish to find me a home once the series has ended, mundane. But are you certain you will be able to keep me around? I have come to understand that you often have grand ideas for new muses such as myself but they quickly fizzle out.

I do not mind if that is the case with myself as well but I would like it if you thought this through first. I would not like to leave behind any new friends I may make while placed in one of these games.

If you do find me a game it would be nice if it was a game that included Green Lantern Hal Jordan, Green Lantern Kilowog, or Red Lantern Razer. But if you can not I will not be too terribly upset.

historyrabbit

Silly kind of fear, you know?

Not tagging someone because you fear no response or "what canon is that?"

We've been through worse things. Hell, you're putting me through them right now. If you get rejected it's no big deal. Just kill more of those...weird things on that game of yours.

Current Mood: blah

o5_12

Mundane,

You know I have an exceedingly important job. You need to decide what to do with me. I'm not just going to sit here and be idle, only seeing the day of light when you see someone else from the Foundation post.

I need to help my daughter. Either find me a place where I can find others to help, or stop this nonsense.

- Adam

Current Mood: discontent

ttlynotabloodmage

What are you doing? Why me? I wasn't even doing anything! Can't you just... pick someone else? You have that other mage who's far better at this than I am--

[SIGH.]

I didn't think that was going to work. All right, fine. What is it you have in mind for me then? Might as well get this over with...

What do you mean you don't know?!

oh_mr_wilson

Testing the waters with my voice again, Mundane?

...Is it really worth all the effort?

berryperfect

Mundane, if I may have a word?

It's been... several weeks now since you've made my account, but you're only just now deciding on what to do with me?

[ She frowns testily as she sighed, placing a hand on her hip. ]

This is not a perfect introduction at all...

... whatever the circumstances may be, mundane, I do hope that you do something with me soon--! My friends need me, and I'm not going to let them down even if you try to persuade me otherwise.

sexism

Sweetie. I don't what you're so unsure about. Maybe I did go through a life defining tragedy in my childhood. Maybe I'm just a psycho liar! [ widens her eyes manically, then laughs it off. ] Doesn't matter. If she couldn't get the truth out of me, you -- we-ell, actually, how much duct tape and Cap'n Crunch have you got? We could be friends.

Nice interest, beeteedub. I do like that movie. Watched it a lot as a kid. [ perk of her eyebrows. or did she? ]

exitthewallflower

Because my life isn't complicated enough, you want to send me into some strange city sans Dad, sans Batman, sans Birds, sans everything and everyone I know.

I get that I'm being stubborn about the whole, "I don't need any help," bit, but at least I'm flying solo on ground that I know like the back of my hand. Gotham's my home, my territory, not some weird alternate dimension you've got your heart set on. I have things to do and asses to kick and none of it's a game.

...I don't know a Cassandra Cain, why should I be happy she's there?

Why are you laughing?

destinedbetrayer

Maker's breath, you mean to tell me Maric goes back to the Deep Roads? Willingly? After the hell if was for us to get out of it with our lives? What for? Don't tell me he's following another attractive elf he's trying to get into the pants of-

...

Please tell me that was a joke.

noricenolife

Bunny-san!

I'm appalled! Insulted! Really, really angry! With! You!

You forgot about me- again! Weren't you going to send me to that Route place? Well, well, you still could! So! Please!

Don't forget again!

gravitychange

I understand your wish to recolor my icons to match my appearance in the anime.

But, I would like to suggest that you pick a color scheme and stick with it. Going through all those several hair colors you've chosen for me isn't very fun.

ex_queenliest36

Do you even know what you're doing here? I don't have time for zombies, or space stations or any of these silly games you're fond of.

I need to be there for Joe, and for Joey. There are things that must be done, and you and this factor into none of that.

plains_hunter

Alright, I know you haven't sent me somewhere proper in a while, now's as good a time as any to get back on the horse. I'm the restless type, okay? You need to take me out of the savannah now and then, or I start to get pretty testy. Last thing you need right now is me bangin' around the inside of your skull, trying to get out.

As for the new universe, don't worry about it. She said that she really wants to bring me in, trust her judgment. Who knows, I maybe I'll show up in a Batgirl issue. Yeah, yeah, I get it. I know you're worried about representation. I'm sure they'll do right by us. Let's face it, I've already been to the bottom of the barrel. One good thing about being down so long, is that you can only go up.

And for the record, even I find some of the fanart funny.

yourcolossalhands

That wasn't so hard, was it? You watch, we'll have Felix and Sarge in there before you know it!

Current Mood: encouraging

rotwood_reaper

Yes, yes, you called it. You and three different halves of the fandom.

Don't look so smug, little snot! [Yes, she went there.] You didn't guess his squad, did you?

[Nope. Though, to be fair, I don't think anyone did. I guess it was one of those things that were just too obvious to see until they jumped into focus.]

Current Mood: amused

robotlips

( Cutting for potential spoilers~ )

wolfenstein

...Go back to your video games, kid; I don't have time to babysit.

forgetmenmanot

Why do you suddenly want to do a "canon review"?

You think you're doing Menma's voice wrong?

But this is always how you've done Menma's voice, and you've never received complaints!

{ that's what worries me... }

You shouldn't be worried! After all, Menma is just here to find the Super Peace Busters! { because the spb are friends forever! }

pinwield

You want me to live in a whole castle full of human beans?!

How am I supposed to do any borrowing if there are beans all over the place? Borrowers aren't supposed to be seen, you know!

maverickseason

I've got more important things to deal with than your stupid plans.

We've got sixteen hours until that colony collides with Earth, and I don't intend to waste a second of it.

... What the hell kind of username is that, anyways?

gottheballs

Oh aye! This will most certainly be quite an adventure!

But are you certain you want to send me off someplace already? Perhaps we ought to get to know each other a bit better first. Not that I have anything against it. It would be nice to be around friends, after all.

[Mun would also like to ask if anyone has any idea where to find decent quality icons.]

minded

You did not just compare M'gann's recent situation to that time with the shields.

[ I really hate you right now is what his expression reads. ]

cuspids

Oh? This thing's on?

Oh! Okay. Well. I mean, it's nice and all that you'd like me to be here but I---I'm still really tied up right now with post Valentine's Day teeth---

Of course it's a thing! Little kids pulling out their loose teeth with the red heart lollipops, it's actually kind of adorable. But that's not the point. I'll get back to you on this game thing. I promise. But think about this; I can't just up and leave my job. It's a commitment. You know? Think about all the children I'd disappoint if I just left to play in one of your games. I mean, sure, it'd be nice...but just think about it. And while you are, try flossing while you're at it!

Where do you keep your wisdom teeth? Those count, you know!

markedviolin

I know you're excited, mundane, but I think you can afford to wait a few hours. It won't be that long, you know!

It'll be nice to see Charlie there... but I want to make new friends, too, don't forget that! Though, it would be nice if he showed up, too...

tora_olafsdotter

See Miss Mun! I told you lots of people like him!

I knew you could find friends who would understand, he's just someone that people have to get past that rough seeming exterior to get to know how sweet and wonderful he really is.

I'm glad you can talk to someone about it now, and maybe that means I get to come out more too? I'd really like that, besides I promised to make sno-cones!

boatwhisperer

Eheeeheh, you're letting good Floki play among the sheep? So soon? Perhaps you shouldn't have, given your constant protests to what you know I'm going to do shortly~

I will go freely so long as there is wood to build and fun to be had. Though you tell me the Gods are among the ones I might run into?

[ A wide, wide grin. ] I shall very much like to meet Loki, very much, very much....

I've never been one for patience. My "canon" may be very much a "shiny new thing" as you describe but there's no point in waiting for more episodes when you can just be out there playing.

monsterbait

I get that you want to advertise, but isn't this kind of a sketch situation to promote?

[ Except the entire fandom is bent on putting you guys in sketchy situations. It's the joy of rustling jimmies. ]

...Yeah. See, that's part of the problem. That's the whole problem! Like the next couple of weeks aren't going to be crappy enough. You wanna see more people going crazy?

[ Yeah, pretty much! ]

Great. Because that always works out well.

[ Glad we're on the same page! ]

My canon point puts me at a huge disadvantage.

[ Even more reason to make new friends and see old ones. ]

...

[ It's your lot in life. ]

You're really awful, you know that?

thelongcon

So, how long are you going to keep up the vicious cycle of pulling people out and shelving them soon after? Don't think we don't pay attention to what's going on. Everyone reads the writing on the walls, we all like knowing what's coming.

If you wanted us gone, even for a few days, just say so. Some would end up happier for it. Me? I'm rather bored of the entire dance. And really, if you can't keep up - you're just going to hurt yourself trying to keep to your commitments.

You shouldn't do that. Hurt yourself, that is. And I'll rather make a clean break than see you stressing yourself out.

[What he doesn't say is that the process can be just as draining for them as it is for the mundane. They're people, not yo-yos.]

fitofgrandair

Where have I been? My god, where else could a respectable Grantaire be? Drinking my brains into silence, numbing my soul into what now passes for peace (such as my soul stands; I fear my soul has ever been a sad, slight specimen). I cannot fathom what possessed you to prod at me, or why you thought you ought to drag me back to consciousness, but here I unsteadily stand, and I’m happy to report that you have effectively shattered my stillness. All good things come to an end, n’est-ce pas?

But of course. The reason for my presence in this vast and drifting place. The reason for my absence in a world that—dare I say—had shown signs of progress for this so-called life of mine. It was a strange city, true, but there are joys in being known, in recognition where recognition had never truly been expected…

As they say, that has passed, now. All passes, though nothing ends. And I am here, while somewhere, that world carries on. I hardly know what to make of it. It aches of disappointment, but then, when is this life of ours removed from colossal frustration? I should expect nothing more, and I should have expected as much as soon as you began.

Still. I ought not to have left him there.

I can scarcely stomach the thought of it, am forced over and again to turn my eyes and mind away. Did you know, I considered bidding adieu to the bottle? Well. The dreams we have, and the foolish ideas that are now in the past. Were I not in the thrall of wine at this very moment, I could scarce speak on the matter. And until you took it upon yourself to shake me into wakefulness, it was the comparative silence of half-consciousness that had kept me in continuation.

( I tell you true, of late I have lost my words. )

noangel

I got nothin' to say.

[...]

What, you want a cheerleader or somethin'? I got my own problems to worry about.

[...]

[Have a large, fake smile.] Ummm...how about this?

Dear Munnie,

My headspace is off limits. Try back during normal office hours; I'll get back to you with those.

Gotta blaze,
Max

squeal_like_a_piggy

Oh.... Oh my.

You're not seriously continuing to go on about that, are you...? Oh, you poor, pathetic little girl... When are you gonna get the picture?

Look here, Miss Mun; I'll break it down for you- nice and easy.

There's no one insane enough to pick her up as a character- especially when I'm around. The choice is just too easy!

She's boring, I'm fun. That's all there is to it!

SO. You can go on, slaving away at those icons of that miserable bitch if that's your thing... But watching you use that as a way to try and rope people into apping Nina is just sad. It isn't going to happen, dearie. You might as well get used to it~...

...And no- don't you dare even think about picking her up yourself. I am NOT sharing headspace with that dreadful wench.

Current Mood: amused

mediator

Hm? What's this? Getting a little ahead of yourself, don't you think missy? Not that I have anything better to do right now, but isn't it pretty mean to be so cruel to an old man like me? You've got plenty of younger people to ship off there, so why are you bothering with a poor senior like myself? It doesn't seem fair that I have no choice in this arrangement either.

[...]

With all due seriousness however, I wouldn't be against it. I go only where I am needed and then I leave when the time is right. So I won't leave until my work is done. However, it's a matter of me getting there first. From my understand you're having a tough time with that paper you need to write to get me in.

It isn't hard. Here let me help you.

[AHEM]

"Oshino Meme is a wonderful man who helps clean up the messes poor irresponsible people make. He charges roughly 100,000 yen per hour and that is a very generous amount for his services. However, he is not accountable for any reckless behavior that occurs in the middle of his services. This includes a person getting themselves maimed, beaten, cursed, exhausted, panicked and killed. Half payment must be offered in advance before services are offered. This contract is non-negotiable."

[...He smirks a little.]

What, isn't this an advertisement to let me in? Either way it sounds about right, don't you think? It's good, don't worry about it. I don't actually make people pay me 100,000 yen, but I decided to be kind about it because you're having so much trouble. I won't go any lower however. I may not have to keep up with living expenses, but I do need travel fees among other necessities.

snowpointvictor

Really mun? This again? Didn't you learn last time that I'm not interested in the game? Give it up. I don't want to go to that game particularly with the 'powers' you have in mind for me. That's it, case closed.

Wishing you'd give it up, Zoey.

Current Mood: annoyed

but_civilization

Madame Secretary-

I...

Thank you. This REALLY wasn't necessary, but you wanted to do it for me, and you did it, and I suppose I'm flattered by that attention really. I still confess I do not entirely understand your need, or purpose in remaking the icons to be "right", but I will take it in the spirit that it was offered to me, and just in time to enter the game tonight.

I am, by the way, very pleased we've gotten in, and that we've spent the time getting to know each other, and some of the secretaries of les amis there, and that you already know most of them well. Despite the trauma you fully intend and have CONFESSED that you intend to throw me into, I still look forward to this joint venture without too much nervousness all things considered.

In other words, Madame, I am placing my complete faith and trust in you. I acknowledge that this may be a very stupid thing to do, but nonetheless I give you that. Please use it to your advantage.

-Michel Combeferre

Current Mood: bemused

icanfixit

Golly, it's good to see you again, miss! It's been quite a while, hasn't it?

So much has happened lately with the movie! It's out on DVD now, it's won some awards... It's amazin' isn't it? I'm surprised too! Now I know you've been hankerin' to get the DVD yourself, but your Spring Break is comin' up fast isn't it? Plus, you've already seen the movie many times! I think you can wait a little while longer.

None the less! I'm happier than a june bug to be out and about again, miss!

magistermilitum

Your impatience does not reflect well on you.

The rest of my memories before the Forerunner's crime against the galaxy will come soon. You will bear an ill image on yourself if you do before that. Regardless if it is for the story you had planned... or in the ship of the humans.

[The last word spoken with clear hatred.]

Make your time with the rest of your puppets, "writer". You will find less of a challenge with them.

((OOC: Possible spoilers from the Forerunner trilogy and of Halo 4 in the comments. Homeless because Forerunner tech makes him a sodding walking godmod.))

barebacking

It's not cannibalism if we're not the same species.

But I suppose I have yet to feel teeth sink into this flesh of mine. Pity we can find no one who would play with me in such a way, hm?

That is really my own complaint about leaving, beyond that I've no longer the means to hunt that person down... that's an issue that I've not forgiven. So I'll focus on the thing I will eventually forgive and that is certain fun being no longer available.

dreamcatching

The fact that you're the one getting... overdramatic about all of this instead of me makes this way more uncomfortable.

( spoi...lers... )

withani

Aw, c'mon, mun! What's the point if having me around if I'm just going to sit here? That's just boring!

I don't really get this whole mun-muse thing anyway. How is it you get to decide where I go and what I do? I can take care of myself! Really!

[A certain episode named D-Stabilized says otherwise, kiddo]

That was different, you know that! If you're going to keep me here, at least give me something to do!

I think we have issues.

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