dear_mun | Jan. 19th, 2013

Jan. 19th, 2013

What is even the point of this? It doesn't matter whether I ever end up anywhere... you'll have embarrassed me already here.

Why can't you just... leave it alone. You'll just get busy and abandon me.

everyonelovesleigh

I like this! I like this place, with this journal and all these words and ideas flowing everywhere. This is fabulous place, why have you not taken me out before? Yes, we get along good - we go to memes - we see old friends - we make toys and other fantastic things and all things great, yes? Yes, of course yes.

[He putters along, stroking his beard.] I think that we make good team. I think I provide fantastic inventions and belly laughs, and you provide typing. Cannot go wrong! This plan is best. Best since taking elves off of toy making.

...which we are still not telling them. Yes? Naturally yes.

runsavlog

Well mun, I cannot quite say I'm surprised. I assumed you'd be more likely to try your hand at that insufferable prick, but no! Instead you settle on me, and I'm oddly okay with our little arrangement.

You could have picked a wittier username, though.

Just a thought.

ladyspitfire

Straight out of my home burning, you wicked wretch. Aren't you the most gracious of all hosts, allowing me to remember selective pieces of my present while taking me back to when I lost everything...

[Seething, boiling over with rage, seriously.]

And you couldn't have picked a better time, either. Alistair's gone and I'll have a Howe snapping at my heels for killing his twice damned bastard of a father. How lucky can one girl get?

patchworthy

Shifty? Why, I'm offended Mun!

I'm the most trustworthy guy I know. Trusty Patches, that's what they call me, an' there's a reason for it an' all.

Now, I think I saw some treasure right down that big pit there...why not go take a closer look?

royalflower

Dearest ~~peasant~~ mundane,

How kind of you to think about me again, even if it is in the context of thinking about others around me who aren't the most important of types. Appreciative that you default back to me instead of letting that pink haired envious thing out or that disgusting duke out of his cage.

Let us have a little chat while I'm in a mood to actually speak to you, hm? I know you said you were not going to put anyone anywhere else any time soon, but does that extend to me? You know that it takes little to no effort to play me when it comes down to it. And that it's rather legal, given the status of the fact a published material exists, to put me somewhere.

Perhaps someone here could help you in finding me a new home? Preferably a home where I won't have to degrade myself to menial labor or deal with... that whole school scenario again. That was rather devoid of fun, as I'm sure you can imagine.

Get to it, peasant, you and I both know I won't be leaving you alone until you either grow bored or find somewhere to put me.

Somehow still yours in some manner of speaking,

~~Queen~~ Princess Rin

((Please note this Rin is more or less from the Aku no Meshitsukai manga timeline/setting.))

uguuing

A home would be nice, but please don't feel as though you have to find me one, mun. I wouldn't want you to go through any trouble for me.

Uguu...

But if you're really set on finding me one, could you please make sure it's a nice home? Not some kind of scary place. Some scary, creepy, dark, horrible place! I don't like those. And stop laughing! Uguu, it's not funny! Please stop!

[Shrugs and pouts.]

A pleasant home with nice people. It's not too much to ask, is it?

punyparker

Now?

Now is the time you choose to think about re-apping me to an old game?

Dude! You have got to learn about tact, and timing, and also, I hate to be the one to point this out except OH WAIT, you haven't even read about ninety issues of my life.

Yeah, I know, you want to play me from before the whole Civil War thing and -- not even being ironic -- I really appreciate that. But I think you should still know more of the other stuff.

(I mean, Horizon Labs? Pretty awesome! I know you're hung up on me/MJ and, since I'm in your brain, I kind of am too, but the dude who wrote all that wasn't a bad writer! Come on, a good friend of yours likes him, right? And he wrote that totally-not-slashy Me & Johnny book! So, give him a chance?)

Worst case scenario? You end up liking all of canon and play me post-#700.

And wouldn't that be interesting.

aspiringshepherd

So...mun, is it?

I gotta say, this isn't...quite what I had in mind when I was trying to get your attention.

[Well, who's fault is that?]

Oh don't try to blame this on me. I saw you were working with Exile. Did you really think I'd just sit and roll over - shut up - without saying anything?

[Well, what do you want then?]

Oh gee. How about a cure for my...condition? I mean, how long am I gonna stay like this?

[...It's complicated...]

Psssh...you're not even trying! And I can't go home while I'm like this! Mom and El are gonna go crazy with worry (for different reasons, but still), and I can't leave little Nate by himself.

Plus...okay, I love my dad and everything, but he's driving me nuts! He's being all overprotective and won't leave me alone!

[I thought you wanted him to pay more attention to you.]

...Low blow, mun. Just...low blow.

((OC for Road Rovers canon))

demonic_chef

Ah, isn't this new?

It's been years since you've played me, though I can be rather happy that you've decided to rewatch and reread everything again. Enough to try and make some new icons and get me out there again, even if you're a bit... shaky about all of it.

It's not important to try putting me anywhere right now until you're comfortable with it, if you become comfortable with it again at all. I'm patient and I can wait despite not really... wanting to be forgotten about again.

You know what's best in regards of where to put me for once, which I highly appreciate. You know that putting me anywhere... horrific is a bad idea for everyone that's involved. I trust your judgement.

Hopefully you won't forget this time,

Ono Yusuke

martelapproves

... just take me out of there, mun. I'm sick of this place.

goingdry

Eh, not one of your better ideas. Then again what ones are good at four in the morning when you have to be at work at nine?

Not that I'm a proper role model for "good ideas".

snowmaru

It's very kind of you to pick me, but you don't even know if I'll appear in the second season yet. I could just be in the opening.

...you don't care? Well, then. I suppose we'll see how this goes.

streetprince

I am very flattered that you have taken a liking to me, mademoiselle. I am but a humble poet after all, but I see great potential here. So many stories to tell, and a change of scenery might be good for me. Paris was getting a little too tragic.

I love her, my city, but distance does occasionally make the heart grow fonder, and I will love her all the more for having missed her.

detectings

Mou! Mun-san I'm bored! There's nothing interesting to do around here!

wing_of_night

( Cut for possible spoilers. )

fruity_puppeteer

( Spoilers inside )( Spoilers )

neither

Is this the life you have in mind for me? Like a stone, deemed to sit until water and earth and time have worn me away, listless and waiting and without all purpose?

I refuse you. You hold no dominion over me — do not talk to me about unhappiness.

episcopus

( Massive spoilers! )

06unwinged

Mun.

I am curious about what we can do with this 'partnership' we've found ourselves in, but we both know that it can't work. Let me return-- there isn't much time, and you know what I need to do.

I don't care about the risks. Don't you dare try to stop me.

unpurged

Mun, user, ma'am, I know you want to keep me secret, or, I mean, keep who you are secret, but we both know you're ... really not so good at that kind of thing, because you're too excited and want to share.

Which isn't how secrets work. Maybe you should just tell people? You know they won't mind. And the sooner you fess up, the sooner we can get into a game!

likeasurgeon

Thinking about putting me somewhere, hm?

Well, I'm not sure what you expect me to do with my abilities in an environment without currency. I don't do all my work for free, and I expect you wouldn't want me to fall out of practice.

Though I do admit, things around there would be interesting. I could be talked into it.

lucitan

You continue to be as trite as always, don't you? Giving you hints to what's getting old is seriously becoming a chore.

[Someone's had it with the bird jokes. And the cat jokes.]

Don't think I haven't noticed that you're gearing up to put me in a game either. And while getting out of your head space would be welcome, I do wish you'd had a better sense...

Putting me in a place like that'll leave you frustrated, you know. [Seriously.]

If you do get me into a place - I doubt it - Let's see...

[... Pause just for dramatic effect, really.]

... Ah.

I guess I could see you lasting about a day...

lalalulu_fanboy

Muuuuuuuundaaaaaaannnnnneeeee!! You can't just drag me into your headspace!! I-I have school and Manga Research club!!

How can I ever become a great mangaka and create something as great as Lalaluluuuuu?!

[SOBBING. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?!]

teamme

You're going to send me to a game? Really?

No more waiting? No more Oh-no-I-won't-be-able-to-play-him insecurities? Oh maaaan this is going to be fun. Just straight up playing me and letting me out of this headspace of yours.

Which could by the way use some help. Nothing too serious but maybe some revolving doors, or organizing it by sections and then put a ladder in here and you'd just press it when you needed a particular muse or maybe some buttons and then by clicking it you'd get a particular muse in front and...

[He trails off, thinking. Leo my headspace is not a machine staph :|]

quickly

Listen up Chucklemun,

Yeah, that's my name fer ya now. Enjoy it, 'cause I ain't referrin' to ya by anything else ever again.

So y'went and did it. Got me kick outta one'a the places ya had me. All because ya forgot.

How about I forget t'be nice and not whack the inside'a yer skull with the Sandman a few times t'knock some memory inta ya? Or how about I forget to be quiet and instead play some music REAL loud while yer tryin' t'be productive?

Yeah, see, when yer ass forgets stuff that changes my life, I start t'forget stuff that changes yours. Y'know what they say 'bout karma bein' a bitch and all.

C YA.

-Scout

solitarystreetrat

Hey, that's great! Maybe now I'll have more faces than this! But, ah, couldn't you've saved you a few dimes and just got one of those face-claim things? Like the one you got for that other muse hangin' out around here...

Whattaya mean you can't find any that fit me? Blond dudes aren't exactly an endangered species, yanno? Eh? Alright, alright! Be picky! Yeesh!

weirdness_incoming

Uh...thanks, I guess? Of all the horrible names you could have picked for me, I guess this is the least toxic?

Yeah, thanks for not going with "ubermama" or "flash-fried." Really. I appreciate it.

What, exactly, is your end game here? Assuming there is one. Because, you know, I kind of want in. I have a little bit of a stake here and if you're planning on sending me someplace worse than the universe I already live in, I'd appreciate a heads up.

((Canon is Gene Roddenberry's "Andromeda."))

pentimento

Even if you do this, it is impossible for me to be reborn again.

[ Inhale deep. Exhale slowly. ]

At least you put some thought into it.

best_dad_ever

( Yup. Spoilers likely. )

duracellfox

I now I said I wanted to be played but are you sure I can't go to that first game you saw? The one that you're looking at now isn't... Well it's a bit more terrifying than what I had in mind.

And it's too hot. Sure I've never actually been to the Arctic but sending me to a place where it's always summer when I'm still in my winter coat still mean, and rather petty for you.

((ooc: Claire here is telepathic and empathic please let me know somewhere in your comment if it's okay for her to pick anything up from your characters))

hellohihello

[ There's a thing here, four legged, rounded muzzle, with slitted eyes. It seems to be dripping wax. Whatever it is, it takes one look at you, and starts backing up. More wax dribbles from it's tail and the tip of it's jaws. ]

Hi..hi! Hello!

Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!!
Hi! Hi...

Hi! Hi!!
Hi! Hi!!
Hi! Hey! Hi! Hi!!
Hi! Hey!
Hi! Hi!

Hello! Hi!
Hi..
Hi!

[ It's voice is the voice of a child, slightly distorted, but it sounds EXTREMELY excited to see you. ]

Hello! Hi!
Hi..
Hi!

27years

I know you've been watching the show for a while now, and teetering on the idea of playing me, but it took all of that to motivate you into making a journal? I'm probably channeling Claire a bit here, but I think you have some issues. You should probably take a while to let all those feelings settle down, because let's face it, you were kind of a mess back there.

But if we're going to do this thing we're going to need a few ground-rules.

1. Find Nathan, Duke, everyone. I know you've seen at least some of them.

2. You can't get all wishy-washy on me. Figure out if you can pull this off and make a decision.

3. Stop telling me how horrible it is that you have to wait until Fall for more episodes. Imagine how I feel about that.

That's about it. If you stick to those I think we can work something out.

swedone

Three years since you've roleplayed anywhere Miss Mun.

[Axel raises an eyebrow. The Swedish solider seems rather amused.]

And you've decided to pick me up because your friend plays Marie? Well I don't disapprove at all.

tomatch

I think it's cute you suddenly have such interest in me again. Even if it's because you're watching that Masterpiece version of my life. [ which is weird. also wrong because she is totally not interested in knightly in that way. at least she knows about elton now. the scumbag! ]

I'd almost be flattered, but I know you. You're going to forget about me soon enough. Have you ever considered that your attention span might relate to why you're still single?

Can I at least get some work done? Dating websites done run themselves. Especially ones with success rates like mine.

digophelia

Mundane, I am most happy to see that we are finally back on the horse, sort of speak. Or is it settling back into a groove? Or a habit? Hopefully, as you promised, it will be enough for me to handle. I suppose it will suffice, even if it is very reminiscent of a fairy tale. But fairy tales still have their wicked witches and curses...

softlyshy

O-oh, hello there, mun and everyoe else... Am I doing this correctly? I really hope I am. I'm really grateful that you, uhm, decided to play me a-after all. So thank you very much, e-even if being in this head space is.... kind of scary. So I'm glad I'm out of there!

what do I do n-now...? hello...?

tookhishand

Not twenty-four hours and you've thought of a way to bring a man back to life.

Good job.

Now all I need is a new home as Donald, not September.

placeintheworld

[Let's play a game. It's called, watch the lawyer panic because he knows what's coming and his writer knows and it's just bad.]

Jail!? You're sending me to a hell dimension that's jail? Based on redemption with structures like San Quentin and without my hand...[That hasn't even sunk in yet. It's starting to but it hasn't.] because of all the things that I did and...

No. No way. No way. You can't. You have to finish the show. Watch all the episodes twice. And then read all the books in connection with it. There's no way you could write somebody like me without reading every single book. Every single one! Then buy all the scripts. You have to do all of it. [He nods, exhaling before pointing his finger again]

Stop throwing me at the french lawyer too! He's a naive asshole who doesn't get it and it's not...not... "Hilariously funny." We're nothing alike and he's a moron and a fool!

Rethink this. [His voice is hard] No seriously. Rethink all of this. [sly] Aren't you worried about your reputation? What your friends will think...if you screw me up?

Think about that instead. [unspoken: And don't send me to jail, or to hell.]

fatalisms

I should've guessed.

I'd get bored with only having Monkey-boy there too, but still I'm aware of your plans and I've got enough on my plate there without adding them to the mix.

Do me a favor and lay off the crack.

mulletrock

Hey, do me a favor and quit while you're ahead.

Cas wouldn't last a minute here and the past few times he's come around it's been a pain in my ass.

georgeous

About time. Thank you, mundane.

fuilarsa

The tale of Connacht and the nephilim has been revised and you will continue to revise it. You have already taken care of my elders, but not me. I see that you have implemented an "explanation" for my control and my abilities. You pity me, writer, your own creation? It is not needed; I am not a creature that thrives on pity. When the battle will begin and I am to be placed in another location, I will embrace my contract.

Do you not see? It is the only way to stop them. To give your soul, body, and mind to it. If it pleases the demon in me then it will mean more of an exchange of power for me to execute my will. My kind are greedy, vain, and gluttons who must be eliminated at all costs. Even if it means I am to make enemies who wish me dead and if I die in the process. I am not soft. It is the only way to stop them and conquer them -- be soulless. Be a demon.

I will have my revenge, writer, and I will slice the throats of all of those who stand in my way. Human or not. I need not heed to the words of others and the false sympathy of more. I will go where it takes me and I will become stronger.

I will not be underestimated. Do what you will; it will not change the course of my actions.

galiel

I know you are glad to find more about me, that there is more about me than being a fragment of... him. And that my abilities aren't limited to my luck only.

But... do you really think it would be enough to ever get me in a game? You can't hide these thoughts very well mun... but I know you have this wish since "36" started. That you might get to know more about me despite that you can't get your hands on the books.

I can't understand what's going on in your mind, to be honest.

madangry_madcrazy

No! No no no no no NO! You can barely handle the one you're at! My advice, just stick to Tumbling, or whatever it's called.

pink_panties

Do you really think a mind for puns and Dr Seuss-esque rhymes are enough to keep up with me?

You're a fan, I can't blame you I'm one of the prime reasons the Planet has the circulation numbers it has; but it takes more than a fan to really get the job done.

There are deadlines, interviews, sources who will only speak to me. Just how do you intend to pull it off? It's more than just basking in the glow of accomplishment. There's hard work; blood, sweat and tears put into the job. It's a calling, a life commitment.

It isn't something for the woman who finds that username amusing.

If you decide to do this know that I will be haunting your mind as a constant editor.

And find me some cigarettes.

who_is

Another one for the cause, are you? Well, whether you are or not, it'll be good to stretch these legs again. Get a bit of fresh air, feel the sunshine...

You do know a place where I could find some of that, don't you? After all the work I've done in Rapture, a spot of fresh air and sunshine sounds like it would be just fine. It'd be much appreciated, lass.

dreamlegos

No. You have to be sure. You have the time to test it out, so test.

I'm still not completely sure what I'm getting into and neither are you.

simpleman

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me get this straight.

Dragons? Like...Honest to God, fire-breathing, hoard the gold and kill the dwarves dragons?

The hell do I look like, Bilbo Baggins?

No. Forget it. You and me, we've been on this joyride before, and so help me God, not again. Find someone else to be your yesman because I? Have about a billion things better to do.

grabsrobes

No. Just seriously, no. I'm dealing with enough shit after everything that's happened. If you're actually thinking it's a good idea to app me anywhere at this point, you've gotta be on something.

Which would explain why you made me a journal at all. I'm a little busy over here, in case you didn't notice. Not like you'd ever pull your head out of your ass long enough to notice, so I guess that's obvious.

Look, do whatever you want. Just don't expect me to be here to poke into any games when you get back. I've got enough to explain to Luke as it is.

eateatsleep

What are you talking about? Of course I can keep my figure and eat as much as I want. If I eat too little, then I just get hungrier, so it's better for me to eat everything in one go. Seriously, this is basic diet stuff, here. Just go fill you plate with carbs and shovel it down - always works for me.

Now, if that's everything you wanted, I'm gonna go back to sleep. When I get up, could ya make me a few stacks of pancakes? Just three, 'kay? I only want a snack.

veiled_hero

Patience. For once in your life, just try to be patient. Really, there's hardly any use in running about--so to speak--desperately trying to find me some company. I'm quite fine on my own, thank you very much, and I have been for some time.

Well, yes, it...has been nice to make new friends, and I might even dare to go so far as to say I'm enjoying myself on this little adventure, despite the whole constantly being in danger of dying thing. Which is a pretty important part. But.

We'll just see how things go, shall we? I'm very new to you, anyhow.

comeunleone

Mun, if you're seriously considering attempting to play me somewhere, may I at least suggest a canon review? There's little enough material already about the pull point you've selected - I don't need any further handicaps to cripple me on top of that. And, simply as a point of pride, I'd prefer not being dropped instantly due to you developing cold feet because you have neglected to do so.

magnificat

So you know, I'm not really all that flattered. Really. I suppose behind the scenes I should be used to all these damned time paradoxes, but that still doesn't make it better for me and I don't understand why you take so much pleasure in it. It's really not encouraging to hear you tell me I handle it better than all the others that you have. Actually, I kind of preferred being on my own; I didn't have to put up with the constant idiocy that is Dante or his psychotic brother.

And yes, yes, I've been seeing all this talk how fantastic Vergil is another time frame. But when it comes down to it, he's still the same, isn't he? He's not exactly our anti-hero in the story line and never will be. So they have their little quirks, these alternates. They're still pretty much the same thing.

But when did anything I say ever stick with you? Ugh, just make it quick. Don't be so fickle this time around. Don't waste my time.

I think we have issues.

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