lindsey mcdonald esq. (
placeintheworld) wrote in
dear_mun2013-01-19 07:47 pm
lots of problems of season 1 lindsey.
[Let's play a game. It's called, watch the lawyer panic because he knows what's coming and his writer knows and it's just bad.]
Jail!? You're sending me to a hell dimension that's jail? Based on redemption with structures like San Quentin and without my hand...[That hasn't even sunk in yet. It's starting to but it hasn't.] because of all the things that I did and...
No. No way. No way. You can't. You have to finish the show. Watch all the episodes twice. And then read all the books in connection with it. There's no way you could write somebody like me without reading every single book. Every single one! Then buy all the scripts. You have to do all of it. [He nods, exhaling before pointing his finger again]
Stop throwing me at the french lawyer too! He's a naive asshole who doesn't get it and it's not...not... "Hilariously funny." We're nothing alike and he's a moron and a fool!
Rethink this. [His voice is hard] No seriously. Rethink all of this. [sly] Aren't you worried about your reputation? What your friends will think...if you screw me up?
Think about that instead. [unspoken: And don't send me to jail, or to hell.]
Jail!? You're sending me to a hell dimension that's jail? Based on redemption with structures like San Quentin and without my hand...[That hasn't even sunk in yet. It's starting to but it hasn't.] because of all the things that I did and...
No. No way. No way. You can't. You have to finish the show. Watch all the episodes twice. And then read all the books in connection with it. There's no way you could write somebody like me without reading every single book. Every single one! Then buy all the scripts. You have to do all of it. [He nods, exhaling before pointing his finger again]
Stop throwing me at the french lawyer too! He's a naive asshole who doesn't get it and it's not...not... "Hilariously funny." We're nothing alike and he's a moron and a fool!
Rethink this. [His voice is hard] No seriously. Rethink all of this. [sly] Aren't you worried about your reputation? What your friends will think...if you screw me up?
Think about that instead. [unspoken: And don't send me to jail, or to hell.]
