dear_mun | Dec. 31st, 2012

Dec. 31st, 2012

( cut for potential spoilers )

Don't you think you've done enough? Was killer glitch holes and bears not enough for you?

I just want to be left alone, all right?

dualreaping

Judging from the looks of things there...here, even, you all seem to make a habit of disturbing the natural order of things. Just how many of these people shouldn't even be alive right now?

[A lot, idk.]

If I were to solve that problem, I'd understand. But fight a War?

I think we both know who'd be more suited to that. It's his namesake after all.

adoptedalien

So, you're apping to another group game with me again? I know you were pretty let down at the previous game you apped me for and were disappointed the app didn't make the cut.

I know you've been wanting to improve on my voice for a while, which is why you've stuck to taking me to memes, I know the fandom I'm from is beyond obscure, so it's hard to find tags, but I think that meme tag we did with that Mic worked out really well until you got busy and you forgot to keep tagging.

But it's great you found the courage to app to another game! It seems you worked way harder on this app than that other one at that other game that we didn't make it. Even if this one gets declined too, I am glad you're trying to get out and RP me more. At least if you get declined, you might at least get some concrit, especially given that other decline seemed to have really made you have to think about a way to better approach it.

I'm sure if you keep trying to improve, and take a page from the canon I'm from and never give up we'll find people to thread with!

beautynessie

I don't know why it took you so long to bring me here. You brought everyone else over about a year ago. If I didn't like you so much I'd be annoyed with you right now but hey, it's better late than never, right?

[Not the reaction this mun had been expecting...]

But now that I am here you better find something for me to do. Though don't take me anywhere...dangerous like you have some of the other people in your head. I don't think it's really my thing. You get that, right? Right?

[A pause and no answer from the mun]

At least don't send me anywhere without my family. You've gotta give me that at least.

yescaptain

You've been watching those cut scenes over and over again. Are you sure that you're up to this? Maybe you should give it some time, after all I have a lot of things to go through.

Especially if you're bringing me back after all that.

Really. I can wait.

oftheblackwings

... so this is the reason why you roused me?

... you are a fool. Do I really look like I'm excited about this? I'd rather that you have left me be.

...

... I suppose the Merines being there is some consolation, but I fail to see just how even that is supposed to make things better even without the fact that you're tossing me into an Orerines-infested world--!

At least do your duty. I'll be damned if you mess anything up just because you were too lazy to try getting a better grasp of my voice.

everything_shiny

'Bout time you noticed me. Gotta say though. I'm not too surprised. This place is big and cavernous. Kind like that mining game ya been playin! That game looks like fun by the way! And you sure got some interestin folk in here. I been way in the back for a while now. Learning from this blond woman 'bout this Falcon ship she built. That thing's crazy but I love it! Not as much as my girl of course. But it's a nice bird.

Hey look at that! They made a picture book out of our adventures! That's awful nice of 'm. They did a nice job too. We all look real pretty as drawings!

immaculat

Oh...? A possible home for me? What wonderful news for the New Year, indeed! [ ... ] Yes, yes; a surprise makes it even better...!

[ Another pause. ] Yet... I do wonder what should happen to my kingdom while I am gone.

actofdesperation

I don't really fit in anywhere. We really already knew this, so... I'm not sure why you're acting like it's a surprise. I don't think pestering other people for places to play me is going to help you any, either.

vampirejerry

Yes. The best decisions are made in the dead of night.

You've invited me in. I look forward to seeing you again.

Very soon.

tummypats

I . . . Thank you for your thoughts and eagerness, and my heart soars, but--

But the name you have given me to work under . . . [ seeing all the jokes floating around but WHY IT COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH COOLER AND FITTING

LIKE BEEFCAKES ]

. . . What are "beefcakes"?

fairbrook

Mundane, there is absolutely nothing you should be commended for... even though you did allow me to keep my cigars this time.

sardonically

That's it! That's my girl! You get it now.

After a couple of years and an inevitable emotional meltdown on all accounts.

Just how hard it is even for us poor, fictional souls to sit around in the same environment, doing the same things we always do day in, day out, without it all getting just a little bit uncomfortable for everyone. Finally pushing outside the box! Make it or break it. Find new boundaries. These things hurt, kiddo. We fight with ourselves over change. It's the nature of change. Pushing and shoving until you've become something new; I could go on.

That's good timing, though. Later than expected, but still good, gold star. You tried!

Of course, you really could have just listened to me from the start. "Oh, things will be fine!" you said. "Peachy!", you said. Well. Not everything that comes out of my mouth is... Hm. Gibberish. It's an insult to my and --hopefully, if we can get with the program-- your intelligence, that word.

Consider this your one freebie. After this little distraction, you might find me a little more uncooperative.

Pick up the mess that's been made. Good little girls don't get to go play outside their rooms until they clean up.

smallshoes

Hello! Hello, good morning! Well it's very nice to meet you, thank you so much for thinking of me. Whaaat, what's with that gloomy face though! That's not cute at all, and if we're going to stick together, we both have to make cute faces, so please, ple—ease try earnestly to be more sweet, all right! Look, there you are. If we both try, we can have a good time. And that sounds best, right? Right? Right!

Hehe, I knew it. Now that you're not making that sad frown, you feel a little better, too. That's the way things should be!

superhacker

Mun-san, I understand that you're excited at the idea of finally sending someone to that place after such a long time you have considered this, but... Why me?

I-I'm not saying this is a bad idea, but are you sure I'm the right person to carry out missions and live in a spaceship? N-not to mention that my world is going to be destroyed, and... what about everyone else? I could barely get used to the afterlife, and now this--

...

I'm sorry... please, disregard all that! I'm sorry for doubting your intelligence. I'm so sorry...

justaduck

Aww, thank you Miss Mun! I'm really happy you took someone like me on, even if I am just a duck.

[Her face about lights up from joy. She's really excited to be given all this attention.]

Hey, just what are these game you're talking about? Will you put me in one soon?

jack_benjamin

Joy, so you've rediscovered me in your head space. Now what?

That's what I thought, you haven't the first clue what you're doing, do you? Please stop whining about how there are no Kings players about it's really unbecoming of you, typist. You knew this was a possibility when you picked me up.

Really, I think you're more upset about my show being canceled than I am. If you're planning on representing me, I'd truly appreciate it if you'd stop with the simpering and flailing about.

....right, I can see you're not going to listen to me. So why don't we come to a compromise and you play yourself out throwing me shamelessly onto these 'memes' and when you get done massacring my character, you can forget you even had me in your headspace at all. At least then I might get some peace and quiet.

hawkethisnthat

[Hawke is in fine form today, using her biggest 'outdoor' voice.]

Join us next time, for the stirring conclusion of our tale, wherein our brave heroine singlehandedly - all right - with her companions, faces down the terrible, horrible, no-good...

Misty village?

[Now she actually addresses the mun - a bit quieter. Just a bit.]

Are you sure about this? Not even a tiny little dragon? Or one insane blood mage? What about a power-crazed Templar? No? Where's the fun in that? Even Varric might have a tough time with "creepy misty village".

charcoalfingers

That really sucks that you forgot half of the rules for my universe before you can get them written down. But you'll get them eventually. You always end up remembering later. Just keep the location of a pen and pad of paper in mind.

And...please don't try to find me a game. I wouldn't understand half of what was going on. And I'd miss Hunter and Laurie and Theo. And dad.

Speaking of, don't worry about finding him for me. It's not that big a deal.

forthepresent

Well-- in the end, looks like everything turned out okay. Guess we all just had to trust Usagi a little more.

It's nice, having time to ourselves. Not having to worry about fighting anymore. There's a lot I'd like to do as Rei Hino that Sailor Mars got in the way of. Lots of lost time to make up for.

But if evil strikes again? ... We can probably take it.

deaths_fool

Must I sing again? My songs may move the beasts and rocks, but they cannot move implacable death. What use are songs that cannot bring back my lost love? What good is music that will only cause grief? Better you let me rest, torn to pieces and forever silenced.

And I do not wish to celebrate the New Year. It but indicates that another year has passed without Eurydice.

golden_avenger

Oh hey. Hi. Remember me? We did stuff together. You know, posting, planning events, the usual stuff.

Remember that? Yeah, no. You didn't.

Now go read my latest issues and catch up. And wash your hands or you'll make other people sick too.

angryblankflank

It is weak, cowardly ponies, and I use it loosely when I apply it to you, such as yourself that allow these hypocritical communities to dictate who you should apply. Me and that virus, and what if I will be considered homeless for good? It will be their games' loss for not allowing fan characters into their own communities. At least ask around and search where I will be accepted.

If nothing is ventured, you will not gain a thing.

hotlines

So you have returned.

What is it you wish for, now? That time is past.

... I see. Pointless.

blackish

Dearest Mun,

Shush, don't wake the waterfowl - they do little but chatter and grub, then chatter again once the moon has set. What a life!

Me, I would dance. So find me a tune and a princess to match - go! Be quick about it.

Odile.

blue_hearted_jumi_knight

Mun,

I have put up with a great deal of your behavior thus far; don't test me further by deciding to take on Alexander. He may have been forgiven for his atrocious sins, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who still has sore feelings for the matter.

He did, after all, help perpetuate genocide of his own species.

But let me ask you one question: WHY. It isn't like you'll run into many - if any - castmates, and we both know that you still actively look for them. You won't find them at this rate. Cease this idle toying and focus on something more productive.

If you must, perhaps I may suggest -- { :D?!!}} -- Yes, that one. Pick him up instead. I've yet to see anyone pick him up, after all.

Don't you dare botch it. He may be regarded as a "blank/silent protagonist" but that by no means gives you the leeway to do whatever you want.

-Elazul

swordedpast

Another horror game? Really? Man, I'm stuck with an aspiring sadist here. But you should give up already. You must know it, but you can't make things much worse for me.

Well, there's nothing for it. This time you want me to come from Sakura's route, so I'll be used to horror. Monsters? Hah, I don't think they can compare to that shadow, or to Saber once she's come out of the mud.

It's a pain, but just let me keep my remaining arm. I'll still fight.

force_a_change

Oh dear, Miss Mun. You shouldn't be feeling so down just because everything is slow! It's the holidays after all.

[Smiiiiiiiiile]

And perhaps if you have some patience someone from home may show up in Vatheon eventually. [ha ha ha, Asakura and talking about patience.]

... but don't try and have Kimidori show up, she's not really needed.

whatisreality

Will you just finish the damn application? It's an outrage I've been sitting up here since JULY and you still haven't done anything with me. JULY!!! I wouldn't accept that from my students and I'm certainly not going to acc-

[Mun hands him a new book of Sudoku puzzles]

Ooo.

[Sets to work on the first page]

Okay, you can leave now.

steammanmechanic

Dear Mun...

Do I have to? They're not going to have any of the tech I need to work on the boys and I'm not going to ask Hatchworth. I was kinda happy just relaxing and working on some new songs but okay, I'll go.

...Two Jons? I'm never going to get any sleep am I? Not that I'm not excited or anything but two is a lot of best friend to goof off with.

What do you mean Rabbit's arm fell off?! I just fixed that!

pushesgently

You would have me remain here in idleness while you make up your mind what to do with me?

Be swift, then. I've important tasks to see to, and not enough patience to wait endlessly for your decision.

liugan

Confining me to one torturous pit simply isn't good enough for you anymore. Choosing a different point in time does not change things, writer. Whether earlier or later, the story still progresses as it always will. I will be scorned, for deeds I've not yet done.

Forgive me for not being as enthused about the idea as you are.

si_widowmaker

Mun, mun, mun... Your tendency to spend time with me for a few days then wander off for weeks on end is frustrating. To say the least.

[Evelynn examines her claws.]

Either get back to gaming or finish that story. I don't care which. And definitely stop bouncing around going, "I am a kitty!"

sometimesaripper

Dear Typist,

I am not entirely sure what I'm doing in your head considering you like my brother better than me. You like Klaus better than me. The only time I've heard you be somewhat complimentary is during my Ripper phase and I've got to be honest, that's really kind of frightening.

All I want to do is find Elena and live in peace but I'm thinking that's not going to happen at all. That's just great. Thanks. No really. Thanks.

airtempered

I had heard that your kind could be dramatic and... and cruel, but honestly! That game has become enough of a romantic war zone for those poor children, and here you seek to stir up needless trouble by dragging in my own -- long since resolved, mind you -- romantic past into this mess.

If there's any reason to find and enable Lin, it is because she is a respected, capable woman with much to contribute. Not because it would be "hilarious"!

What you want is irresponsible, absolutely uncalled for, and I'm -- I'm not even in the game yet! I'll take no part in your mess!

scarred_past

What did I say about it NOT being a challenge?

dropthebase

Miss Mundane really now. I do not drop anything I work with let alone a base. I don't see why the idea is so funny anyways.

And that's beside the point! I have work I should be doing and it's not the sort of thing I can trust to assistants and it's time sensitive! If this project goes down I'll have to go to the Calvacadium with no conclusive findings and that's just as bad if not worse than being empty handed!

Look I know you're a reasonable young woman. Just let me finish up with that and get things in order with my assistant and then we can go off on your little adventure, okay?

I swear, you're as excitable as Peter sometimes.

wantedittobeagame

Heeeeyyy, mundaaaane!

[...oh god, Herodachi are you drunk?]

Haaaappy New Year!

[...you are drunk.]

Hey, hey, here's something we can do this year!

[...I had one glass of wine, why are you drunk?]

A game! Find me a game! Youuu know... one with that canon version of the crazy psycho kid! Er... Yu!

...

[...oh no. Adachi no.]

Yu gotta find me a game! It'll be yur resolution!

[...]

taiyoukai

This Sesshomaru has no time for foolish nonsense like that. Send the fox there, instead, if you must send anyone at all.

[A small pause.]

Or the other.

[You know, his canon self, who's chilling out being himself and not flailing inwardly over being from an AU that somehow landed him with far more civil wars and politics and border revolts than can be healthy. God, he hates politics. He'd almost appreciate going to the Tower just to escape the politics. Fuck politics, frankly.]

That line of thought is useless. Unless you are implying that this Sesshomaru would abandon his responsibilities so quickly.

[Mun would like to point out he would, he does and he has. 8| You walk out of conversations and rooms full of people talking to you all the time, Sesshomaru, you ain't fooling no one.]

Be quiet.

[Bluh.]

intotheopenair

(OOC: Also I have realised my own Scottish accent looks REALLY DAMN WEIRD when written down)

Ach, come on Mun, it's taken ye long enough to get off yer bum an' make this account for me. Ye cannae be seriously considerin' just lettin' me sit around in here like some sort of scaffy mushroom kicked to the side, can ye? I want adventure - we biath dae, ye know that. It's why ye were lookin' to me sa much, ye said so yerself.

Come on, Mun, one big adventure. We could go dragon riding, or see the world. Just ... let's do something, alright? It's a scunner being locked in here. I'll help you practice your archery! Let's just dae something fun!

redjacketthief

Oh ho~? Is the Princess ready to listen now?

For a vacation, you really sucked at it. Taking on all these new people, and cramping my space?

tsk, tsk. Bad girl. Next time try a little harder. Unlike you, I actually enjoyed my vacation. Celebrating Reveillon down at Copacabana is a blast. Pretty girls, great food, dreamers who don't keep track of their wallets--

--

--Wait, what? I'm still at that--?

tch. Princess, just let me go have have a few drinks with Jigen-chan. Or Pops. Or even Goemon-chan. The game's not the same without them. Seriously~ [Can you hear him rolling his eyes?] ...but, you know that.

[He sighed in an exaggerated display of disappointment.]

This is just how you are, isn't it? Princess...

You better listen to me this time. No more playing nice, for anyone. I'll find a way to get them back for this. All of this. Do you really expect me to play by their rules anymore?

Current Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

singinghuntress

You haf no one but yourzelf to blame, mein Fraulein. You vere zhe one zhat decided to haf a little canon review. You should haf realized zhat zhis vould happen! I haf been revived from zhe dull pit of your little mind und I zhink, ve both are going to enjoy zhis little ride.

Bezides, I haf not been able to stir up trouble in a vhile. It iz about time I do, don't you zhink? I'm sure zomeone in zhe game you haf me in vill appreciate my talents being put to proper uze. And if not? Zhen zhey vill just haf to stop me, ja? Zhat can be just az much fun az zhe hunt itself!

You haf kept me complacent for to long my dear Mun. I feel inspired to cause a little chaos!

remediation

You- what is this? Mun? What? Look, it's not important. I'm glad to be here. Really. I am. But Dad needs to be warned. We both saw that Vertibird landing from the drainage pipe. If we- if I'm- not there to warn him, who knows what's going to happen?

That's my dad, mun. I won't lose him. I'll go wherever you decide once this situation is over and Dad and Dr. Li are safely away from- from whatever's going down. I promise. Okay? Okay.

- 101 (Lilah)

drumsinthedeep

Nope. No. Absolutely not. No nostalgia. Nostalgia's never done anyone any good, it's so dusty and vague and—well. You know what being nostalgic for something means? It means you're not remembering the parts that made you run to begin with.

Believe me, I know. And you know that I know. So, you know, just—no.

insinuate

Do I look like Baby New Year to you? Beat it.

hungry_like_the_wolf

My resolution? That's an easy one. I want to kill a few people and have their entrails for dinner. I mean you've stopped me from doing that for like a year and a half, the least you can do is let me rip somebodies head off or something.

Is that to much to ask? I don't think so.

gandere

So that's what you've decided on, mun? I thought I could finally retire that part of my life, but you're starting to think otherwise. I've had to go through more than a lady my age should have in that town and to be honest, I was happy with it ending with a girl, her Servant, and her uncle all waiting for the final piece of the puzzle to come home. I don't understand how a digital copy can show up like that, but maybe it's something like how it's done in the

facility. I won't question your judgment, but I do have to object to this. Besides, weren't you the one who was against carrying over "cr" like that? Even if people I know will be there...

[ Sighing dramatically. ] I suppose it can't be helped. Your mind is made up and you're about as stubborn as Emiya-kun when it comes to these things. You're already almost done with the app too... Geez, why can't you be this productive when it comes to other things in my journal?

... At least I won't forget Lancer.

I think we have issues.

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