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[si_widowmaker]

Mun, mun, mun... Your tendency to spend time with me for a few days then wander off for weeks on end is frustrating. To say the least.

[Evelynn examines her claws.]

Either get back to gaming or finish that story. I don't care which. And definitely stop bouncing around going, "I am a kitty!"

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[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz giggles a little.]

You sorta look like one!

[si_widowmaker]

You sorta look like sushi.

[Evelynn smirks.]

I haven't seen you in a match in a while. Are you keeping Bilgewater on its toes?

[tidal_trickster]

But I'm not a fish. I eat fish, too.

I've been in some. You just need to know where to look! And yes, Bilgewater's a fun place.

[si_widowmaker]

You're not? [she looks over Fizz] ... Cephalopod?

I hear that. Going to be a while before I can visit again. There's a price on my head for a matter of too much fun I had.

[tidal_trickster]

[Blink.] What's that?

Can't swim as fast as I can?

[si_widowmaker]

Squids and similar.

I couldn't do that on my best day. [chuckles] And hiding in the shadows gets boring after a while.

[tidal_trickster]

Oh. I'm not a squid either!

It's why you can barely hit me.

[si_widowmaker]

You're much too chatty.

That's why I don't hunt you underwater. [One hand flexes, and her smile turns sharper.] There's a difference between challenging yourself and fooling yourself.

[tidal_trickster]

[Fizz jumps up onto his trident and pokes Evelynn's nose, grinning.]

I think you're the fool!

[si_widowmaker]

[Evelynn snaps her teeth as soon as that finger starts moving towards her face. Fizz is more liable to get bitten than to manage to poke her.]

[tidal_trickster]

[And he does get bitten, He pulls back his hand.]

Ow!

[si_widowmaker]

[Evelynn glares.] There is one person in the world I will let put hands anywhere near my face, and you are not him.

[tidal_trickster]

[That bite had hurt.]

Yeah... well... How about I slap a fish in your face?

[si_widowmaker]

[They're supposed to hurt. That's the point.]

[Evelynn gives Fizz a 'wtf' look. Opens her mouth. Closes it.] How about you slap Twisted Fate in the face with a fish?

[tidal_trickster]

...

[Fizz feigns thinking about this for a few seconds.]

Nah. You'd like it better.

[si_widowmaker]

Where's the fun in slapping someone with a fish if they like it?

[nofightingdestiny]

Gotta admit I'd rather have the kitty line crop up rather than deal with the terrible puns that come outta my mun.

[si_widowmaker]

I'm not sure I want to hear your mun going "I am a kitty!" in such a bright, chipper tone.

[nofightingdestiny]

...y'realize now that you've went and said it, it's gonna happen, right?

[si_widowmaker]

Why do you think I said it?

[nofightingdestiny]

Well, at least it won't be while I'm around.

[si_widowmaker]

No?

[nofightingdestiny]

Yours makes the comment while playin' Nidalee, so it wouldn't make sense for mine to make the same comment while playin' me.

[At least, Fate hopes so.]

[si_widowmaker]

... Now she's muttering about the Nexus and vending machines. No, you may not have a Twisted Fate kitty. No. Bad mun.

[nofightingdestiny]

...I got a bad feelin' about this.

[si_widowmaker]

I'd say "ignore her, she's harmless", but we both know I'd be lying.

[vistandsforvice]

Might wanna check if your Mun's head is screwed on right.

[si_widowmaker]

Oh, I already know that.

[vistandsforvice]

You sure about that?

[ browraise. ]

[si_widowmaker]

I am sure she is not screwed on right.

[vistandsforvice]

Yeah, people who pretend to be cats usually aren't all there..

[ shrug. ]

Soo, how've you been holding up?

[si_widowmaker]

Well enough. The League has been providing me enough victims that I haven't been making your job harder. Yourself?

[crystal_scars]

Hmm. Well, are they?

[si_widowmaker]

She is definitely not a kitty.