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[heartytrouble]

Looking at it from this outside perspective youve given me it sure does seem a little...
Well it might be ill advised to say the least.
Shoot.

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[a_bit_too_dapper]

Do not feel too poor about your decisions.
I doubt you are the first in this game to be drawn into a Faustian bargain with a homicidal alien.

[heartytrouble]

Faustian might be going a little far? I mean that implies a certain level of soul relinquishment that im not even comfortable thinking about.

[a_bit_too_dapper]

Perhaps I did dramatize it slightly.
However this Caliborn fellow certainly does seem like trouble.
I am sure you and your friends will handle the situation admirably though.

[heartytrouble]

Im sort of balled up about it. He does seem to mean well in his peculiar cherubic way but on the other hand i really thought he hated all of us with the exception of dirk.
I can see this causing a right panic but it doesnt seem right to shun him when hes kind of in the same boat as the lot of us. I mean with growing up all by his lonesome and never having proper chums and all that.

[a_bit_too_dapper]

It seems that your mundane has not shown you everything.

[heartytrouble]

He does play his hand close to the vest. But he knows how i enjoy solving a good puzzle so i cant fault him too much for it.
Not usually anyway.

[a_bit_too_dapper]

Well then I suppose I will abide by your desire then.
Suffice to say though there are particular reasons why I distrust Caliborn.

But I am terribly sorry I have been rude.
I have yet to introduce myself.
My name is Jaspers Lalonde.

[fncysntakind]

We're here, now, though.
And.
Even when we aren't.
Gay speech about fighting for you.

[heartytrouble]

Its like watching a movie about myself. A horror movie where im the witless girl bungling about the house botching things up and plumb refusing to turn on any lights or clear any corners when that would make the most sense.

[fncysntakind]

You're not the bungling girl.
If you were.
I'd say something mean.
But it's probably in poor taste.
I'll build you a flashlight bot.

[heartytrouble]

Isnt that just a regular flashlight? A mechanical contraption that produces a light source at your behest?

[fncysntakind]

Not if it also walks around with you.
And engages in mad awesome one-sided rap battles of common sense suggestions you'd never find in a real horror movie.

[heartytrouble]

Not to be a wet blanket but i might be burned out on robots for the time being. Your robot making skills arent in question here but...
Theyre sort of inherently off their nuts arent they? At least thats the impression im getting.

[consider8]

[And so she comes in how she always have around Jake. Silently and with a cheery wave.]

[heartytrouble]

Oh! Well hello madam. Fancy meeting you here.

[consider8]

Hi, Jake.

I just wanted to see how you were doing.

[heartytrouble]

Pretty fine. Great actually. Assuming youre not doing that whole spooky whatsit brain reading thing that i still dont entirely understand.
Er.
By saying that i guess i kind of let the cat out of the bag. Im not doing as hot as i could be.

[consider8]

[She knows, Jake. She knows.]

Do you want to talk a8out it?

[heartytrouble]

I dont know what to say really.
Its all very strange for a number of reasons. Some things that you said about me might be coming true but...
They sounded like good things when you said them and now its all coming out topsy turvy and i think it might be the opposite of that?
And then at the same time that all THAT codswallop is going on im also in a different place with my bro dirk and also roxy and a lot of other people i dont know very well.
Its a lot to take in.

are you okay with an AU?

[smuut]

HEY. DIPSHIT.
WHAT THE FuCK ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOuT?
NO ONE CARES.

(Yep!. Jake's got all kinds of AU stuff going on anyway)

[heartytrouble]

Well i know thats not true. Miss serket has been a great sounding board.

[smuut]

uGH.
WHO??
SHE MuST BE. BORED AS FuCK.

[heartytrouble]

Shes a friend and shes giving me an awful lot of excellent advice for a bored person.

[smuut]

YOu WANT ADVICE?
SHuT THE FuCK uP. AND DEAL WITH IT.
LIKE A MAN. ASSHOLE.

[heartytrouble]

Im dealing with loads of things! Soliciting a bit of friendly wisdom isnt out of the scope of manly things to do.
Say i thought you said you werent a troll. What gives?