dear_mun | Oct. 15th, 2012

Oct. 15th, 2012

So you got all mad about the hiatus then you were excited about seeing the episode today. You freaked out and had a good time. So you decided to change my canon point and app me into two games...in one night? And you have school tomorrow. You should go to bed. This is all pretty fast.

[You know you're excited.]

...Maybe a little. That's not the point. You're as bad as the Scarab. Worse even.

And what does "break pretty" even mean?!

justicekicker

Hold it right there, citizen! I say HALT!

[Suddenly, there are explosions, and then an ~~obnoxious~~ AWESOME theme song. (It loops, by the way.) A blue-haired girl with ostentatious goggles, billowing red scarf, and a jump suit strikes a pose. Her... incredibly flat chest may be too conspicuous to not notice, so much that one may want to make insulting comments about them!]

A heroine makes a dynamic appearance at the cry for help! You have nothing to fear! For I, Nisa the Heroine of Justice, have arrived!

[MORE SENTAI POSING.]

Say no more, damsel! I understand completely... that you have bestowed upon me the most noble of quests! Make it no mistake, I shall do my best to collect every single amount of debt to ensure my entrance into the Netherworld, in order to uphold peace and justice!

[Nisa clenches her fist, her eyes burning with the ferocity of a thousand white hot suns.]

Now go forth, citizen! It's all on you to finish that application, so that I may continue pursuing the path of heroism past the realms of Gamindustri! I'll heroically cheer you on with all my burning passion! JUSTICE AWAITS!

ruleswithvelvet

You didn't really think you could control me, did you?

I like being in control of myself. And yes, mun, those around me; and no matter who you put me with, that's never going to change.

...Even if you did get me to marry a couple of them. Tweaking my personality now and again won't stop me from doing what I want with the rest; and as it happens, they enjoy it.

So stop worrying yourself about where I'm going with all this. I'll work it all out.

feetoffury

Y'know, all this talk about me lately...from other people. Even I'm not sure why, but I sure have come up a lot...

I gotta say, its pretty nice. And lets be honest, you miss me too don't you? I know you do. And that's expected. I am a pretty memorable person, after all.Think you can manage to let me out a bit more often? I won't be mad if you don't, but a chance to stretch would be great.

I know what you're thinking, too. Could it work? Maybe. I'm just whimsical enough to give it a shot. The only question is are you?

makingfire

( spoilers 2x03 )

upperbodystrength

So we're going to go somewhere? Ha! It's about time! I live for adventure! I laugh in the face of danger! Preferably only moderate danger but a guy can't be too picky.

But one thing? I drive.

riskybusiness

No. Absolutely not. Not only do you bring me here, you bring me here alone. What the hell is wrong with you?

And why now? It's been enough years that I could have been content, and you wouldn't have to explain that night all over again. (It was bad enough the first dozen times.) But instead you dragged me into this place. Out in the open. You're really just asking for it.

....

Fine. Have it your way. But, remember, I don't play nice. And you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

chaotic_neutral

...whatever it is you think you're doing, three in the morning is a stupid time to do it and you bloody well know it.

I was perfectly happy languishing in the back of your head and starring in your sordid little fantasies - which you should write, I don't object to that. But there was no need to drag me out and force me to interact with the myriad Gryffindors I know are littering these pages.

Give it up, I can't be arsed dealing with this.

fonewearl

Decided you want to go and interrupt my little vacation, huh? Well, whatever, I was getting bored of just sitting around.

This new place better or worse than the junkstation?

Actually, forget I asked that. As long as you don't decide to be a dick and go locking me in giant freezers or have me go bug-hunting, it's fine. I'll take whatever you throw at me.

bodysings

So you had too many cigarettes. Now you have too much nicotine in your blood. Nicotine's a stimulant so you can't sleep. Lightweight.

And you have work in five hours so you said "Fuck it" and decided to stay up all night?

Good fucking job, dude.

I really wanna see you when you crash. Since you're all jittery as fuck, get to those threads.

I might actually start to like you.

walking_malice

You’re nervous, mun? Hey, we all gotta start somewhere. At least you don’t have to chase any cats! Gilbert better not be my only real case. [Grumble, grumble.]

So where am I going? Is anyone else gonna be there? Everyone split off after the big fight except… [His cheeks flush a little.] Oh yeah. Shania needs to give that Zonda guy back his ring. Don’t wanna get his hopes up, right?

Current Mood: curious

hearttogoon

You're gonna do this to me? I was just starting to get settled in to a new school and you want to send me somewhere else? Are all you people that heartless?

And no, 'starting in a hospital' is not a consolation. It makes things even worse.

...Okay, Hanako being there and Emi being reserved, but that's no justification for doing... this. Send someone else instead, like Kenji, or one of these others you've got in here.

You're not changing your mind, are you?

givesemtheslip

Hey! Well will ya look at that!

Finally a little recognition. It's been a long time comin' I'd say.

Whattya say kiddo? While I'm here how about we go have a little fun for old time's sake?

I can guarantee it'll be more fun then doing your chores.

sandwormie

I could've told you, eating some kind of raw goo thing you found in a rock it made itself sounds like a bad idea. Especially if you weren't sure you liked it and ate two more. So I don't get why you're surprised you feel weird.

...yes, I probably would've tried it too, we don't have anything like oi stars on Tatooine, but that doesn't mean it wasn't dumb. I wouldn't have eaten three. And probably not at a buffet. So don't expect any sympathy from me.

Now go drink some water and... I dunno, lay down some more. Feel lucky you've got nothing to do today.

silenceyoudummy

As the lettering for the small pictures say...

vortexing

Alice. You picked out the Alice costume. With the short skirt, frilled petticoat, and too-tight-to-even-breathe-properly bodice.

Keep typing, Mun. Keep typing. I'll get you back for this somehow...

cardedreaper

Back in the game, hm? My, you fold easily! I might have to call your bluff. ...What, you're serious about this? Well, then, deal me in. Let's see the hand I'm given, and pray it's not the hammer! Can't be playing with that, now, can we?

sixyearsold

I knew something like this would happen and I didn't stop it.

I knew Kaldur would never do the things we accused him of doing and I still doubted him. In a way, all of this is my fault.

So sorry if I'm not exactly glad you've decided to pick me up once more. I'm... really not feeling the aster right now.

beryls_lackey

Good day Mr. Mun. It is very nice to see you again. Is everything going well? Are you healthy?

Thank you very much for bringing me back out, as well as bringing me to this new game. It's a spiritual sequel to my and your very first game. How exciting! I see many familiar faces returning to the game. I don't see my lady or Asuka yet. I do hope they show up soon.

... Mr. Mun, are you typing this and working on my app while at work? That is no good. It doesn't matter if you have nothing to do at the moment, you should be giving your job your full attention at all times. If there are no computers or users that need fixing,m you should be studying your SQL language so you can help out even more! Now, please get back to work. Breaks are ok, but make sure you are always doing something related to work.

comeupblank

How about I don't want to go anywhere? I just wanna go home.

.. yeah, even after what happens to me.

ascents

...you do realize that I still hate you no matter what canon point you take me from, right? I really think I've made that part really clear since... well, ever.

legally_blonde

Oh Munnie darlin', yoohoo! Ovah here!

It's sure been a long while, hasn't it? Oh, I missed bein' out and about, minglin' and cuttin' a rug with Tiana and Naveen! It feels so nice t'get out of that stuffy headspace.

So, what are we goin' t'do first? I can't wait t'get th'ball rollin' again. It'll be jus' like old times! I've missed so many people and so many things... [GASP] you don't think I've been lettin' my prince charmin' slip through my fingahs without knowin', do you?

Well, what are you waitin' for, Munnie? Shake a leg! We've got things t'do and people t'see!

umadrobin

Yeah, yeah. I know. There's a Jason Todd there, and his outfit's even worse than the kid's.

See? Told you he isn't me. Maybe the green kid will learn next, if he ever shows up.

amereillusion

Yes... that is quite a lot of reserves.

What escapes me is why you're so enthusiastic about this. I wouldn't mind seeing Xion and Roxas again - Roxas' potential was quite promising before I was shipped off to Oblivion, and Xion's finally comfortable enough to talk if that test-drive meme is any indication - but Demyx? And Larxene? I don't think I need to remind you what happened the last time I was in a game with her. I still have nightmares about that. And then there's Axel. He should be thankful I'm taken from before my death at his hands.

And then there's those two Keyblade wilders, Aqua and Vanitas. And we're getting a new Sora. That's wonderful, mundane, four people who will likely try to kill me on sight, and one of them can summon creatures not unlike Heartless.

I hope you're pleased with yourself. You 'enabled' half of them.

virtueless

I will only say this: your attention, while endearing in its own way, is wholly unnecessary and unwanted. I've had more than enough magic to last me for two lifetimes; I do not need to be thrust headfirst into another supernatural calamity.

Think me rude all you'd like, but I only speak the truth. I suggest you grow acquainted with it.

just_a_secretary

First of all sweetie, thanks for taking me away from that mess I was about to put myself in. It's fine to have someone with a sound head on their shoulders. Secondly, it seems you've been doing this for a bit right honey? Nice to know there won't be any blind leading the blind here.

Although, it may have been nice to warn me ahead of time that I may or may not just be used for a muse box.

Canon: Cats Don't Dance

forourqueen

If I had enough brains left, you'd give me a headache.

The Dark Lady has no reason to come to that fel-damned place, no matter how much you wish her to. Nor do any other person from Azeroth. Especially not Alliance.

The spacegoat and the useless, frightened warlock kid is enough.

fallenson

Of course I'm laughing.

Look at you. You don't even know what to do with me, now that you have me.

Oh, you know what I'm good for. But that's not what you're after. I can see it. There's no mission here, no information. You just cut my tether to see what I'd do with freedom.

The thing is, there's always someone willing to pay for what I do.

Mm. You're disappointed, now. Well that's boring.

Tell you what, if I'm going to be here for a while, you might as well let Natalia know she can stop hiding. I could use some decent company.

oblivionftw_imamedic

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

YES! SUCH DESTRUCTION! SO MUCH DEATH AND DESPAIR! NOW YOU SEE WHY I ALWAYS CHOSE HER AS THE CATALYST FOR MY PLANS!

[Tch, well that and the fact that your just the angry fragment of her ex-boyfrie-HRGK!]
(O'Malley grabs me by the throat.)

O'Malley, what are you doing?

(ignoring Doc)
Your control over me, unlike that of the Critic's, is only by my choosing Mundane. Remember THAT.
(he lets go of my throat)
( Spoilers for Red vs. Blue Season 10 Chapter 19 )
( Possible spoilers for Halo 4 )

Current Location: Chapman University Cafeteria
Current Music: 117 - Neil Davidge

thesecretary

I'm amazing, I know. And you can't do this. Do you want to know how I know that? No one can do this. Frankly, no one has that pizzazz. I don't even give you a week.

apositive

Roger that, Mun.

Lead the way and I'll follow. I only request that you don't involve me in that nonsense you put the others in.

Don't act innocent.

we3

?M.munn? New iz. New word.

Munn not Doc-tor Rose-anne. Doc-tor Rose-anne gud. Munn iz? gud? Munn find. 2! 3! 2 sssssneak!

?Munn find? 4 1? 1 gud boy.

ayebrows

There’s nothin’ wrong with wantin’ some freedom, lass. Independency. We’ll see what my people want, but signin’ that was a step in the right direction, ye know.

An’ also. I know ye like that brother o’ mine – bit too much if ye were to ask me – but there’s more than just him up here, ye know! C’mon. When he told ye he wanted some more attention, ye didn't have to go all out an’ forget about me!

[He’s exaggerating profusely, a faux wounded expression written over his face, as his mun rightly tells him, but he waves her off.]

Ye still know what I mean. Let me out a little more! Stuck here with nothin’ but half a dozen Englands for company most the time is gonna drive me fuckin’ crazy.

pantsnow

Well, what if I didn't want to go to a game? Have you considered that? Because I don't think you've considered anything; in fact, this whole idea seems very poorly thought out.

Let's take a few weeks, or months, to plan out a proper way of managing your time. If I don't happen to fit into that timetable, then I'll gladly sit this one out and let you send in someone else. Then neither us will waste our time, and I can stay in Pawnee, and I can have waffles and you can have waffles as well. Everyone can have waffles! Are you saying you don't want anyone to have waffles? That's a little excessive.

A little mean, quite frankly.

number_six

Yes, it's a relief to see that Nezumi is out there in different places, and that some version of me is with him at each of them. I know that it's a good thing, so you don't need to keep repeating it like I need convincing. I'd never be selfish enough to say I'd rather that he was alone, just so I could have the chance to join the place he's at.

But I'm not going to lie and say I wouldn't mind seeing him again, too. It's been too long.

Anyway, you realize that if we went to a fairly busy game that he might eventually show up there. I've been told it's a phenomenon with reasonably good results, though not a guarantee.

You're right. It's a long shot, but that doesn't mean it's impossible.
So don't rule that out.

unvarnished

You know, I'm really starting to think that it's part of your master plan to make every single one of us in your little musebox a giant nerd. I thought I nipped the "nerd" idea in the bud with the leather jacket, but no.

I know you miss me but this is not the way to cope with it. I'd rather just go about my business in peace.

clumsyengineer

"Love fed fat soon turns to boredom."

Is that what happened to you, mun? Did you "feed your love" for this series too fat?

Whatever the case may be, I have to say... It feels nice to be appreciated again.

Welcome back!

Current Mood: cheerful

princessclassic

Mun, do you think you can search for a place where castmates of mine are present, but...you know, lacking a Euphie?

If you app me somewhere that's full of people I don't know, I'd get lonely.

Not that I'm against making new friends, not at all! It's just...I'd like some familiarity.

songofdarklight

So what? Are you going to send me to that freaky place, or aren't you? I mean c'mon, what's stopping you, what, are you afraid that you won't stick to your own guns about the certain things? And what's with all of these muses popping everywhere now? Don't you have better things to do?

........

I guess you wouldn't if you ended up with me huh? But seriously mun...the hell.

dungeonraising

It isn't that bad, is it? I rather like it, I've had it for quite a long time. And you've forgotten where I live-- it helps shade my eyes when I leave.

.. Perhaps you should stop looking at fanart, as well. If King Sinbad and I ever met, it was quite some time ago, and it's possible he wouldn't even remember me. Please don't make things up-- I didn't actually choose him, however circuitously you think it possible.

rivverking

( cut for troll text )

iorhael

Miss Mun,

While I am deeply grateful to see sunlight again, and certainly, the rest is quite welcomed from this end...

Where and when [or "if" hardly seems a question] will the next Adventure lead?

[quickly, almost rushed; muns can't be trusted to be kindly, especially if left any room to think over their options... and which of these options might do the most damage!]

I should like to see a place with a good deal more daylight please, and a place where one needn't fear for their person daily. A slower pace of things would be lovely.

ulsterman

Oi. I still haven't decided whether you're a worthy master or not, so I suggest you stop making light of my homeland.

I don't have E Rank Luck because some wee ones "stole my lucky charms," and I'm certainly not a cereal mascot.

hydeandgeek

Awwww right Munny-D! You got rockin' taste in muses, baby. All we gotta do now is find my creeps and we can get this party started!

antibullying

With all due respect, ma'am --

[He pauses for a few seconds, trying to find a delicate way to put this . . . ]

This is a bad idea.

theartofmurder

Hey mundane, hey mundane~! I'm alive again! Ha ha, I thought I was dead for sure, but I guess God needed his best straight man back.

So what do you plan to do with me, huh? I have to properly thank God for bringing me back, now don't I? I won't be able to do something as cool as Sir Bluebeard, but I bet I can make something good with enough time...

huntsgirl_rose

Uh, wow, uh - thanks, Mun!

I'm not really sure what I'll be doing at these Gardens place...but I hope it'll be fun!

freelance_lonestar

( Spoilers be plentiful. )

bendsall

Hey there, mun, right?

I'm really psyched about all this. I've been dying to get some action. Thanks for letting me out! I know most of the "hype" has died down, but that's not a bad thing. And when the guys and I come back next year it'll be awesome, huh?

So what're we gonna do? It's been pretty quiet since that whole Equalist deal wrapped up.

I'm sure you've got some pretty good ideas up there, sharing is caring, right? Let's go have some fun!

steel_my_thunder

Clearly, I had the great wisdom to select you as moderately acceptable out of all the plebian muns. Do not forget that I am the Leader, here. If I command you to complete some application forms or comment in one of your little memes, it is all according to my plans, which you are not yet worthy to know.

It's a formality, really, all these mods would sell their fleshy motherboards to have one as worthy as I join their game.

Of course they won't care about this 'muncest', if I am involved, but if you insist, drop the other one. I deserve your undivided attention.

I don't see what's so wrong with playing with yourself, anyway.

I think we have issues.

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