Mun making terrible jokes at muses expense.

[ulsterman]

Oi. I still haven't decided whether you're a worthy master or not, so I suggest you stop making light of my homeland.

I don't have E Rank Luck because some wee ones "stole my lucky charms," and I'm certainly not a cereal mascot.

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[puppy_lancer]

...Wait, what? Is...is she talking leprechauns?

[ulsterman]

Aye. She thinks she's being clever.

[puppy_lancer]

She does, huh...

[A pause.]

Feck. It seems my mun gave her the idea too.

[He just hates it when people accept his mun's ideas...]

[ulsterman]

That she did. Doesn't excuse mine for going along with it, though. The both of them should just go back to their discussion of my deeds defending Ulster from the Connachtmen.

[puppy_lancer]

Not just the Connachtmen. It was a coalition army, remember.

[He sighs.]

Man, I almost wish I could do that over again.

[Except skip the part with Ferdiad.]

[ulsterman]

[Cries that was my bad I forgot it wasn't just Connacht]

Psh, even if it had been just Connacht it's not like it would have made much of a difference in the outcome.

It certainly was quite a battle, wasn't it?

[Shhh until I get to that part I'm pretending it doesn't happen ;;]

[puppy_lancer]

Throw in mainland Europe and it wouldn't have made a difference. I would've just held them all off.

[Don't fuck with Ulster on his watch.]

I just wish there were people who could've gone more than one round with me. At least I got to see some in the Grail War.

[answerer_sword]

[There is a good amount of angry sputtering before Bazett can form a comprehensible sentence.]

THAT...THAT...the nerve of that woman! Insulting you in that manner! Not just you, but your country! MY COUNTRY!

[ulsterman]

[Oh my god Bazett simmer down]

Getting mad at her like that ain't going to make much of a difference, she's the kind of person who'll just laugh it off if you get like that.

[answerer_sword]

[Calling a person from any part of Ireland a leprechaun can already be considered racist. To add that to the fact that it was her homeland's greatest hero and her childhood idol...well, you can see how personally Bazett would take such a "joke".]

This is a serious matter, Lancer. Even if she is your mun, she should not be allowed to say things like this.

[Of course, your mun gave her the idea, so...]

Not just a case of eejits faffing around.

[ulsterman]

Not much more I can do about it other than telling her off. What more would you have me do, Bazett?

[Sure in his younger days he'd have killed her on the spot for insulting him but he was beyond that now!]

[answerer_sword]

Explain in detail about how important of a symbol you are in our homeland, and how insulting you is pretty much an insult to the entire population. Also explain why such a term is considered racist and personally insulting. Hopefully, she will take a hint.

[Because good luck ever trying to convince your mun to stop insulting legendary heroes, Bazett.]

[glassesgottago]

[Just...quiet snickering from this end.]

[ulsterman]

[NOT AMUSED]

You got something to say?

[glassesgottago]

Nothing much. Just marveling at how accurate muns can sometimes be with their jokes.

[Archers: Douchebaggery is a class skill.]

[ulsterman]

I don't know where you get off thinking that this is accurate.

[glassesgottago]

A perusal of your legend, of course. Or should I remind you of how your father's name is used in the modern era?

[unreachableutopia]

...I do not understand what that has to do with your current parameters. Tell your "master" that a Servant's stats depend on the Heroic Spirit worth, their fame, their geographic summoning and their magus Master.

[Who doesn't get the joke? Saber.]

[ulsterman]

[Sa..... ber....]

... She was making a joke, y'know?

[unreachableutopia]

Hmm. I do not understand what she means. [Luck E = 10x luckier than normal people in her head.] Could you explain, Lancer?

[ulsterman]

[SIGH]

She was likening me to a leprechaun due to the fact that they're associated with my father.

[He hopes Saber at least knows what a leprechaun is.]

[unreachableutopia]

But you are not. Surely your mundane is aware of this to learn the difference. What about "cereal mascot"?

[She knows about leprechauns. It is the modern spin what mystifies her.]

Sorry, couldn't resist!

[answerer_sword]

Saber.

[Bazett's tone is colder than it would usually be.]

Your mun plays another version of me. Perhaps you should ask her about why such comparisons are being made, and why they are horribly offensive.

[unreachableutopia]

...?

[She tilts her head. But mun is unresponsive.]

It seems futile. She will not explain anything. Is it truly offensive? Then Lancer's mundane should apologize!

[answerer_sword]

Yes, truly. It can qualify as an ethnic slur, even.

[unreachableutopia]

Tch-! I was not aware it was this serious. How could someone be so disrespectful? Even if she has the control of Lancer, surely she must be fond of him to insult him.

[answerer_sword]

I suppose it depends on the mun. Sad to say, but my mun was the one who suggested the idea to begin with.

But I am sure we all would prefer fondness to be shown through some sort of respect.

[theartofmurder]

Ah, like the Lucky Charms cereal? I love that cereal!

Say say, you wouldn't happen to have any on you, huh?

[eighteen_winters]

Oh but your hair is roughly the same color as the sugary bits of said cereal!