voicetesting!! for adstring probably.

[antibullying]

With all due respect, ma'am --

[He pauses for a few seconds, trying to find a delicate way to put this . . . ]

This is a bad idea.

Comments

[eternally17]

The best ideas are usually bad ones.

[antibullying]

[The tiniest of 'seriously?' faces before he crosses his arms, obviously not very sold on the logic.]

I'm pretty sure this idea counts as a 'bad idea that's bad', not a 'bad idea that has potential'.

[eternally17]

I certainly think it has potential. [Hey, more eye-candy.]

[saltand]

It probably is, Captain. But not as bad as Tony's.

[antibullying]

I'd have to try pretty hard to come up with an idea as bad as that, Miss Potts.

[It comes off as moderately teasing, even if Steve is completely and utterly freaking serious because seriously how do you even deal with that ok.]

[saltand]

No, actually. What he comes up with sober is what most people come up with drunk. If they were really smart, that is.

[snaketrap]

However would it be? There's company plenty.

[antibullying]

[YOU.]

So I've heard.

[It's said stiffly.]

I'm hard pressed to believe it's not your fault, actually.

[snaketrap]

I'm wounded you think so little of me, soldier.

[modernmarvel]

Come on, Capsicle. It's not the worst idea you've ever had.

[antibullying]

[omfg tony no]

I'm trapped in an alternate dimension with you.

[HE CAN THINK OF 2352352 BETTER IDEAS, ACTUALLY.]

[modernmarvel]

[He holds up one hand, counting off on his fingers with a grin whose only rival would be found in a Lewis Carroll novel.]

Alright, so that's one more pro to check off the list.

Pros. Zombie Apocalypse this week, sweet volcano powered lab that you might be able to occasionally visit if you play your cards right, and trapped in an alternate dimension with Tony Stark.

Cons. Zombie Apocalypse this week, Antlers running about like he owns the place, aaaaand bi-weekly events that often have you questioning your sanity.

[deadandred]

More you? Never a bad idea, pal.

[antibullying]

[Immediately his polite and tense bravado dissipates into something more familiar and distinctly pained.]

-- hey, Bucky.

[deadandred]

Hey, Steve. Get that damn puppy look off your face, huh? I'm here.

[aggravating]

And the understatement of the year award goes to.........

[Drumroll, please.]

It's cute you think talking to her will actually do something, though.

[antibullying]

And ignoring her will?

[SHUT UP TONY GOSH]

What do you do, just go with it?

[aggravating]

Depends on the mun. Some just like hearing you try to reason and watching you scramble.

[UM HAVE YOU MET HIM?]

I spent three days as a hummingbird, last week. If I didn't just go with it I'd probably be in a straight jacket.

[apositive]

It's always a bad idea, sir.

PIEEEEEEEEERS

[antibullying]

[Sir, huh.]

What's the worst thing you've encountered so far, soldier?

[apositive]

[Yes, sir. He's a Captain. With Piers, it goes hand in hand. The sniper had to stop himself from saluting -- and even then, he feels off, somehow, like he hasn't shown enough reverence.]

Thanks to my mun, I have not been in many encounters so far, sir. But I've heard stories...

[wheresthepie]

Captain America is scared of something?

[his eyes wide, like when Coulson first met Steve, because everyone knows Dean is a secret comic-book nerd]

You're Captain America! indestructible, invincible. A tank. Dude. If I was built like you, I'd never be scared. And with my line of work, that would come in handy.

DEAAAAAAAAAN.

[antibullying]

[omfg stahp STEVE IS A PERSON NOT A TRADING CARD DEAN NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES]

Uh... thanks.

[A little awkwardly, but Steve covers it up with half a grin and a little bit of a shrug. And a slight correction.]

But no one's invincible.

[theglue]

You'll be seeing plenty of them out here, Captain.

COUUUUUUUUUUUUUULSOOOOOOOOOOON

[antibullying]

[PHIL :(]

I'll look at it as a familiarity from home, Agent.

[There's no shortage of bad ideas there.]