On my newly chosen mun

[steel_my_thunder]

Clearly, I had the great wisdom to select you as moderately acceptable out of all the plebian muns. Do not forget that I am the Leader, here. If I command you to complete some application forms or comment in one of your little memes, it is all according to my plans, which you are not yet worthy to know.

It's a formality, really, all these mods would sell their fleshy motherboards to have one as worthy as I join their game.

Of course they won't care about this 'muncest', if I am involved, but if you insist, drop the other one. I deserve your undivided attention.

I don't see what's so wrong with playing with yourself, anyway.

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[ex_wikipedia788]

It's more fun to play with other people than yourself, though.

I can't believe you just made me say that.

[steel_my_thunder]

I've yet to see one worthy of my time. Why settle for the rest, when you can have the best?

I'm persuasive that way.

[ex_wikipedia788]

Is that a Decepticon ideology or just a you ideology?

[steel_my_thunder]

I am the greatest Decepticon, so naturally they follow my ideaology.

I let Megatron take care of some matters. All beneath my notice.

LOL couldn't resist...

[notyourblueangel]

[Excuse him while he . . . just . . . stares for a moment. After all, it's not every day one gets to see an alternate of himself. Let alone gets to have his processors shorted by how different this other "him" is.]

Pit, you sound worse than Starscream.


((Oh, TC...if only you knew...))

\o/

[steel_my_thunder]

Starscream's not capable of leading ant-droids to a picnic! Obviously I am superior in every way.

Had your logic circuits checked, lately?

*SNERK - sees what you did there* XD

[notyourblueangel]

[Wait, hasn't he heard that insult before...?]

Starscream has his faults - [plenty, of course...but he's still TC's trine leader] - but that hardly makes you superior. You don't even have an original designation.

He's the best at homages

[steel_my_thunder]

I'm new and improved.

Besides, my melodious vocalizations make the designation sound better: Thundercracker. [He's rolling his 'r's like he's suddenly Latin, or giving directions to Mordor.] It has a nice ring to it: Thundercracker. Quite befitting one who makes the heavens tremble before him.

LOL \o/

[notyourblueangel]

It does, and it is. And I’d like it back now.

[steel_my_thunder]

You didn't actually lose it, technically. [That's just logic. So, he can't very well return what this other Thundercracker still has.]

And you should not be so quick to dismiss my worthiness. I do bring honor to the name.

[dirge]

Do you think these 'mod' people would sell me their fleshy motherboards too? Because, I want one. All I have is a regular old metal motherboard.

And I've been told its okay to play with yourself as long as you don't get caught. [Nod]

[steel_my_thunder]

I wouldn't soil myself with inferior parts. They are so tiny; they don't even fly. But, if they are willing to part with their 'boards, do as you wish.

[Dismissive wave.] One more reason I alone am worthy to lead.

Whoever made this rule about playing with one's self, clearly has not had the privilege of of seeing me at it. People should be lining up to watch.

[dirge]

Great! I think I'll mount them behind a glass like I've seen the humans do with tiny earth insects. [Happy purr]

...You've never let me see you do that.

[steel_my_thunder]

If you must. I do not see the attraction in facing such insignificant foes. They offer little challenge to one of my superb skill.

If you really want to watch, I suppose we could call one of the other muses in here. Or, would you prefer I play against myself in a nice strategy game?

[dirge]

I just like to collect things.

I would like to have that experience, yes. Wait... how do you play a game against yourself?

[attair_al_fada]

...the slag?

[steel_my_thunder]

You must be one of those early prototypes. Sorry.

[cheesemaster]

I'll take an educated guess that you have not been outside of your mun's headspace long.

In my experience with that sort of, "muncest" as you would call it, while convenient and amusing for the mun, it's somewhat predictable considering that they know how the muses will interact with one another.

not really

[steel_my_thunder]

I predicted you would say that. I bore of this interaction.

[Dismissive wave.]

[raceme]

[Blurr will be short and concise for once in his life.]

Frag, no.

[steel_my_thunder]

You-!

[He totally wants you to see him flustered.]

I mean- [Ahem. Fake cough. He's completely composed, calm even, yes.] You dared sully my magnificent visage with your ill-timed power walk.

And, look where it got you. [Smug smirk of smugness.] If you had followed my brilliant strategy, Cybertron would belong to me, and I would have found a better way for you to serve.

[raceme]

[Blurr could have lived without seeing Thundercracker's face again, to be honest.]

Do I have to kick you in the face again? <sup>Would that make you shut up? [He didn't forget that you tried to kill him, no sir.]

IAMNOTinterested in any better 'way' you might had come up with IT'S probably something twisted and perverted.</sup>

[steel_my_thunder]

[Yes, yes, the whole killing thing, but seeing as how it didn't work, Thundercracker must not really meant it to. Someone of his flawless nature could not have failed.]

I changed my mind.

[And now, preening.] Any companion worthy of being in my august presence would not find serving me by any means distasteful. And, I have not judged you worthy.

I thought you might run errands, or deliver messages.

[raceme]

[It didn't work because Blurr tried really hard to NOT die. It worked until he met Shockwave.]

Before or after you had to eat my dust?

PLEASEdelivermessages? I AM a secret agent!

[steel_my_thunder]

[Setting aside the dust.]

Andyet saying so ^isnot very SECRET! [Yes, he's trying very hard to mock Blurr.]