canon is suits, homeless and maybe looking, sing it with me if you know the words.

[sartorial]

Really, this again? What, ol' Blue Eyes isn't doing it for you anymore? Can't say I blame you, really, but I'm a busy guy so let's take this one in list form to save us both a lot of time and dancing around the inevitable conclusion here.

1. No.

2. No way in hell.

3. You wear pajama bottoms as pants. It's cogent, bear with me-- just another indicator you should wrap up this little 'Harvey Goes to Space!' fantasy now, because you wear pajama bottoms as pants. We're clearly incompatible on some very important levels.

4. Nope, still not happening.

and finally, and possibly the most important:

5. You mention the words 'fanboy' and 'Kirk' to me one more time and I'm pulling out tactics Donna usually trucks in. It's called healthy admiration, not geeking out. The rookie geeks out. You geek out. I admire the leadership skills and ratio of alien babes bagged to unbagged, like an adult would.

...Shut up.

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[adlered]

You masturbate to him then.


[ :) ]

[sartorial]

I'm comfortable in my manhood, but not that comfortable. I'll pass on Shatner, thanks.

[erudition]

I don't geek out.

[sartorial]

Oh no? [ SMUGGEST FACE EVER. ]

[erudition]

No. [ Geez, SO OFFEND. ] Don't make it sound like i'm... just some cheap, common fanboy.

[sartorial]

If the tinfoil hat fits, rookie.

[erudition]

You're the one with the healthy admiration.

you saw no first tag. >.>

[sartorial]

That's because Captain Kirk is the man. It doesn't take a geek to appreciate those kind of leadership skills-- or all the alien babes. Therein lies the difference between my-- [ pause for weight and irony and yes, harvey totally plans his pauses-- ] 'healthy admiration' and sweaty palmed fanboy glee.

psssh what other tag

[erudition]

So, it's the alien babes that do it for you, huh. [ totally pushing his luck here but he can never tell when it'll win him points or get him more punishment pro bono ]

EXACTLY :D

[sartorial]

If you're asking me if Shatner turns me on, that answer would be no. If you're asking about a specific fetish for aliens from classic scifi: also no. [ turning his eerily toothy shark grin on mike now, complete with silence that somehow sounds like the jaws theme. ] Now, if you're asking about my opinion on smartasses who like to ask their bosses inappropriate questions...

[ DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN no like he gives a fuck, he's just screwing with mike because that shit never gets old. ]

833

[erudition]

[ HARVEY STOP BEING TERRIFYING. This is his livelihood you're talking about, okay. ]

You know, you're the one who brought it up, and-- [ and now it's time to lose his cool a little bit and look kind of scattered because ho shit, time to think of an excuse. Harvey, please don't hate him but don't forget to love him still at the exact same time? ]

I'll just remember not to bring up aliens babes next time. Or even aliens, i'll just leave those entirely out of the equation.

bhjvdkjsvbjfbsnkjvre oh my god your mike /scoops him up and keeps him always

[sartorial]

[ HE WILL TAKE IT UNCER CONSIDERATION okay, consideration done and the verdict is: nope.gif. ]

Relax. Breathe. Don't act like a nervous teenager, because I don't hire teenagers. Looks bad on the employment records. [ oh, mike. you're like a tiny, anxious puppy and sometimes harvey wants to pat your wee scruffy head.

...and sometimes he wants to whack you with a newspaper. two way street. ]

JAKSLD;FAJK;DF OMG i'm only six comments in ;;; SCREAM ONLY IF I GET TO KEEP YOUR HARVEY

[erudition]

[ HUFF. Harvey why are you aways so difficult.

and you know what, he bets you look bad on the employment records, except not, so he's not going to really say that out loud and get himself fired. ] Probably looks just as bad to hire someone who's taking an unexpected trip to space.

YEAH BUT SIX AWESOME COMMENTS and okay :DDD

[sartorial]

[ privileges of rank and ability: if you're the best goddamn closer in manhattan, you can act like a tool-- nay, a whole bag of tools-- on the reg and get away with it.

his employment records are awesome because donna is the best assistant in the world, okay? also it's not illegal if nobody ever catches you running the harvard black market out of your buddy's dorm room. ] No, that looks great, and it would put me be more ahead of Lance Bass. Regardless: not going, so the hypothetical space-point is moot.

adjfk;afas I DO WHAT I CAN SOB and okay good :3

[erudition]

[ And the rookie has to sit down, shut up and take it.... most of the time. and by most of the time, he means almost all of the times.

Except for when he's pretty damn sure he has something to prove. Like right now. ]

Hate to break it to you but just because you're a really... really good attorney, doesn't mean you can convince everyone of everything. You might not get to be the man in charge this time around. Or even the man sort of in charge.

[cargojet]

You realise you listed 'No way' three times, right? Sort of takes away from it.

[sartorial]

I'm just making how this is all going to happen clear for her-- never hurts to lay down the law early on.

[cargojet]

While also backing Captain Kirk's leadership skills? Not exactly jumping out as credible.

[sartorial]

Hey, original flavor Kirk's the man. A fictional man, but the man all the same.

[cargojet]

But as leaders go, beaming down to take on all the bad guys yourself is the best way to get you and your team killed. The best interests of the crew don't even get a look in.