Guess what day it is

[checkoutthesedecks]

Hey mun.

Check it.

Check it out.

Check it.

Okay, here it goes:

Ponies.

[Snickers uncontrollably.]

Comments

ohgodohgod /laughing

[dolphin_rant]

My mundane seems to think you're amazing...

I suppose it's because you're a talking dragon, but I can't be sure.

seems to be the best time to do this

[checkoutthesedecks]

And you're like, a shaven monkey-egg thing.

How do you even do that?

Like, wow. Dude. You're fucking amazing, dude.

[weaponmadeperfect]

[Sherry's just going to be over here giggling, she's not participating in celebrating today, she's just making fun of those who are]

[checkoutthesedecks]

[It's all good, bro. Spike's just gonna snicker with her. Yeah, he's a comedic genius.]

Get it? Cause they're horses, but they're not!

[weaponmadeperfect]

Know what's funnier than ponies?

Pixie sticks!

[checkoutthesedecks]

[Snicker snicker SNORTAHHAHAHA.]

Oh god that is the BEST!

You should go on stage dude.

[shine_on_armor]

Uh... are you okay, Spike?

[checkoutthesedecks]

The question you should be asking is why aren't you high?

[shine_on_armor]

... Because I'm a royal guard and my wedding is tomorrow.

I can't believe Twilight is letting you get away with this. You are in serious trouble, young dragon.

[checkoutthesedecks]

SHIT!

It's the cops!

[Run run--fall over. Coordination what are you?]

[shine_on_armor]

And how would Twilight feel if she heard you cussing up a storm?!

[checkoutthesedecks]

I dunno, do magic science shit?

[shine_on_armor]

That's it. You go sit in that corner over there!

[checkoutthesedecks]

Dude I AM the corner.

[shine_on_armor]

Oh, dear Auntie Celestia...

[checkoutthesedecks]

HEY, I write the letters. So cut that shit.

[shine_on_armor]

Just go sit in a corner.

You're in time-out, little guy.

Why did I do this?

[plank_o_wood]

because our-twentyyyy

[checkoutthesedecks]

I love you, man.

Shit we're high let's make cupcakes.

[plank_o_wood]

Pretty sure Pinkie's got that department covered

[checkoutthesedecks]

No you don't get it.

I

Love

You.

Wait...what are you implying with that?

[plank_o_wood]

You me Pinkie Pie cupcakes. Now.

[checkoutthesedecks]

Shhhh no need for words, only dreams now.