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Voice Test - And maybe muse's reactions to his username

Bet you think you're funny with that name, don't ya? What, did Heatwave help you come up with that one?!

In case you haven't noticed, I have a JOB to do, and I'd like to get back to it, you know? We all can't just sit around all day drinking smoothies and whatnot. And bringin me into that head of yours when you know someone with crankybot?

Thanks. As if my life could get any better.

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[Hey Kade, here's another firetruck.]

You're Heatwave's partner?

[Have a blank stare. There's MORE of you? UGHHH.]

No, Heatwave is MY partner.

Mine sure couldn't.

[Was that meant to be said aloud or not? We'll never know.]

Well look who it is--crankybot himself.

You know they're gonna be lost without us back home.

Tell me about it. I'm still wondering how Griffin Rock survived before I got there to start with.

Got your answer right here, Heatwave.

[He juts a thumb towards himself.]

[Yep, that's a Kade answer for you. No, he doesn't have anything to add to that. Feel free to translate that silence as either not agreeing, or accepting that as a valid answer.]

It wouldn't hurt to relax once in a while, there's plenty to enjoy out here.

[WHY YOU. Where's Graham you're his robot.]

No offense, Boulder, but we firemen can't really afford to rest.

[Yanno what causes fires Kade...?]

[Dragons.]

[Bet you didn't expect to see one here of all places did ya?]

...

[Nope. He really didn't.]

Cody? What'd you put in my drink?

[Problem?]

Hey, are you okay? It looks like you're gonna pass out or something.

Okay. So there's a giant dragon. And it talks.

Either I've been teleported into Blades' fantasy show, or someone's playing a trick on me.

I'm not really digging either.

Oh, I'm not a dragon all the time. Only some!

Wait -- You don't think I'm real do you?

[How can we make this more interesting?]

It's okay you can touch if you like and don't worry I don't bite.

Sorry, I make it a point to not touch imaginary objects.

It's just weird.

Alright, then I'll touch you...

[FIND AN ADULT KADE. FIND AN ADULT QUICK.]

[Someone's coming to nudge you with her nooooseeeee.]

[Bad touch nope he's not being touched by a giant dragon. He leaps back, hitting his comm link.]

Heatwave! Help me out here you big piece of-

Settle down! Geeze!

Fine, If you want I'll go non-dragon if it freaks you out so much...Big baby.

[Hi, Kade. Hi.
You wanted to be snatched up by a giant robot, right? And deposited safely out of range as said robot positions himself in a fighting stance between the dragon and the human?]

What IS that?

Whoa-! Whoa! Whoa!

I'm not here to cause any harm, I was just teasing him! Everything's okay see?

[Gee Kade, I wish I had a big strong robot to hide behind when I'm crying like a widdle baby over a so-not scary white dragon who just wants to play.]

[Scuse me bitch but you don't just walk up to someone and pretend to be a real thing. Now go back to Dragon Tales or solving friendship problems.]

Your imaginary friend. It tried to touch me.

[Sigh. Well, it's not attacking and it's not advancing. So far it's not a hostile. Your planet is weird, Kade.]

MY imaginary friend? You found it first.

...I think I prefer it when people are all "Aaargh, help it's a dragon save meee!" to being called imaginary.

I mean I'm pretty much as real as you guys are.

[PING! IDEA!]

You're fire guys right? Okay if I was imaginary could I do this?

[Whoops, now that bush over there is on fire.]

[WHOA.

What is your PROBLEM dragon FIRES AREN'T SAFE FFFFF]

HEATWAVE!!

[He'd help out but you're kinda sentient. So he points to the bush instead.]

[Oh. It spits fire. Lovely.
Yes, Kade, he SEES it, he was on it before you decided to go pointin' out the obvious again. Case in point, it's being put out almost before you're done screaming. There. Fire gone.]

Still think it's a friend?

That settles it! Real fire, Real dragon. Told you so!

Can we please stop with the assumption that I'm imaginary now? 'Cause I pretty much like being real.

[A real pain in the butt to whoever gets stuck with her for long enough, more-like.]

[Thank you Heatwave. He appreciates it, at least on the inside.]

Fine. You're a real, crazy, fire-starting dragon.

[What're partners for if not for saving your sorry aft every other day?

Heatwave doesn't take his attention off the dragon. Just in case it DOES decide to randomly make a move.]

[Not making any sudden moves, she's just going to park her butt down on the ground, yawn and roll her eyes at the over-reacting human jerk and his pet robot.]

Hey, can you get your friend here to quit looking at me like that...? It's getting weird.

[Being the smallest, Kade backs up next to Heatwave just in case she decides to flop over or something.]

Sorry, that's the face he comes with. Sadly.

[oh yeah? YOUR face]

Rrg- Ignore him. He's just jealous.

[Okay, she can't help but chuckle at that. It was pretty funny.]

So we're all pals now right?

Well if the hair fits...

[Guess who agrees with the username?]

And what are you supposed to be? Cody's science project?

[In Griffin Rock, he wouldn't be surprised.]

Just your average lord of chaos and disharmony. And you?

[Just let him...aha, there we go. It's always good to have a throne.]

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Voice Test - And maybe muse's reactions to his username

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YOU CALLED?

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Okay bedtime nowz, This has been beautiful.

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