on being angry like always

[bullseye]

Dear Diary Moron,

If I could, I would force you to watch Faces of Death on repeat until you stop laughing about how much I hate those stupid fucking movies. And then kill you. And Osborn too. This is all his fault. Fuck that guy. Then Daredevil, heh heh.

And another thing: stop wasting your time catching up on that bastard Daken's canon--don't think I don't see that shit, motherfucker. I don't know why the hell you're interested in that piece of shit and I don't care. You should be reading about me kicking ass and taking names.

AND LETTING ME KILL SOME PEOPLE IN THE CITY WOULD BE NICE, ASSHOLE!!!

No love, I hate you forever, can't wait to kill you, blah blah blah, etc,
Bullseye

Comments

[girlyscreaming]

[Don't mind Mike. He's just trying to imitate your priceless expression.]

[trollverine]

I hate to point out the obvious, but "fuck that guy, then Daredevil" sounds much more homoerotic than I think you intended.

[bullseye]

Is anything not homoerotic to a fairy like you?

[trollverine]

I'm just trying to help you realize things you didn't know about yourself.

Besides, I didn't want to say something like "I must be more interesting than you"; that would have been trite and unwarranted.

[bullseye]

It would have been the most fitting since you are trite and unwarranted.

And you can take your "help" and shove it up your ass.

[trollverine]

I'll take that as an affectionate joke. Oh, you.

[bullseye]

I don't know why anyone buys the shit you say. Am I the only sane person around who sees through your charade? Because that's what it feels like.

[jerkfuck]

[Oh, look. Someone carrying a bow and arrow.]

Is Faces of Death the sequel to Face/Off or something? That one movie with the guy and John Travolta.

[bullseye]

[hawkeye ripoff, clearly.]

Faces of Death is a series of shitty documentaries on death, but they couldn't even make the bodies look realistic.

[jerkfuck]

[Shut your mouth, Nic Cage is better than that Renner guy what are you smoking you crazy crazy bastard does he need to call Ben Affleck]

But if it's a documentary, shouldn't they be using dead people? If they're not than...it's not really a documentary, is it?

[bullseye]

[HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHO RENNER IS!!!!!]

And the end of the first one is all bitches on beaches with babies. It's the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

[jerkfuck]

[bitches
beaches
babies
that means:]

Bette Midler did a documentary about death?

[piranhas]

Ohmigod, you are such a helpless fatass. "Waaah, my mun won't pay attention to my ickle double chin! Aw, no!"

[bullseye]

What are you 12?

[piranhas]

Um, are you fucking retarded?

[bullseye]

Whoops, my bad.




5.

[piranhas]

Is that what you like, mister tough guy? Five year-olds? See, I just thought you liked corpses.

Guess we're all wrong sometimes!

hello :)

[flewallover]

Goddamn, you sure like to talk, don't you?

hi hi hi there

[bullseye]

I don't like to keep things bottled up.

[flewallover]

Maybe you should get a therapist.

[bullseye]

Why would I do that? I'm not crazy.

[flewallover]

You don't have to be crazy to get one of them, though. Most of the guys who use 'em seem to just need an ear to chew every now and then.

[futureleader]

Awwww babies first words.

[bullseye]

Where's your truant officer, midget?

[futureleader]

I dunno, why do you care?