[Canon is Gone]

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

You know, I'll give you credit where it's due. Laser tag and cake are totally a great way to send me off on my merry way. Not that it's going to leave me with good memories of the flying space wart, but hey, I'm going back into the box for a nice long staycation on a planet full of farms and cats, so I'm all-

Wait. You're not dropping me?

What do you have planned for me?!

Comments

[justoutrunyou]

Are you sure they aren't just planning on tagging you with lasers?

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Positive. My player's not that nice.

[syncopath]

[He's just gonna laugh at you, whether that's okay or not]

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

[Have a middle finger, Time Lord!]

Douchebag.

[syncopath]

Oooh. Careful, Howie. Just because my mundane saw fit to pull me from our game doesn't mean I've finished playing with you.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

I don't think standing around using a diminishative nickname for me is really playing worthy of some big old mastermind, man.

Also, nana nana boo boo, you're not gonna kill me now, nana nana.

[syncopath]

Well.

[He tilts his head in concession]

Not on Stacy, anyhow.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

I'm pretty sure you can't kill me in Dear Mun either.

...Can you?

[syncopath]

I don't see why not.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

...Shit.

[Howard turns and sprints.]

[syncopath]

[Sardonic laughter follows him.]

[anwei]

So you're not escaping after all? Anywhere would be safer than Stacy, I think. Even a mun's brainbox.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Nah, she'd probably just throw me at hurt/comfort and death memes then.

But nope, guess not!

[a_substantial_discount]

Laser... tag? Why would anyone want to tag you with lasers? Besides, a disruptor pistol would be a much more effective weapon.

...you aren't in the market, are you?

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

...Depends, you selling or buying?

[a_substantial_discount]

Selling, of course. My uncle Gaila is an arms dealer. He has everything you need -- or he can get it for you.