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Hey Mun peasant. Yeah you.

I, Glorious Lord Prussia, would like to congratulate you.

Its about damn time you picked me up again, I mean what the hell, it's been about two years how did you manage without me in your life?! Yeah. Answer that, Mun. ANSWER THAT.

Anyways, so this haunted place or whatever? Totally ready for it, mun. You forget that I was a driving force during the crusades! The shit can't touch me.

Also? You're taking me out from my strongest years! I can appreciate this. If you were German, you'd be cooler, but you're not.

You're Russian.

... Gross.

Thank God you have me. I'm your redeeming quality. Hah. Hahahah. Totally.

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Oh boy...

What haunted place are you talking about, again?

Hey, watch the attitude shorty. You're in the presense of the greatest country alive!

Who the heck are you?

You're not country anymore, Prussia. At least in my time.

It's Finland.

...

HAHAHAHA

That's the stupedist thing I've ever heard. Why the hell wouldn't I still be a country. Haha. Hahahaha.

Yeah right.

Because you did something stupid and you became apart of your brother. Now you and him are at it again in 1939.

[He nods at that.]

Now, what haunted place are you going to? Portes? Oh, they'll find a way to make you weak, trust me. I'm there now.

It's worse than English cooking...

I don't do stupid things, stupid. Because I'm awesome and you're stupid.

... Hahaha. HAHAHA.

But that was a pretty good stab at England. I can reason with that, kiddo.

....Listen for once! [He pouts and squeaks a bit!]

You are going to be in a place full of monsters and ghosts. And there are things that can curse you even as a nation.

I'm not a kiddo, Prussia. I am Finland and I am a sovereign nation.

[Staaaaare] ....bbffffffhahaha did you just Squeek? Fffhahaha, haaahahahaha. Whew. [He wipes his forehead. Man that was funny. Kind of cute, still funny.]

Okayokayokay, I'll bite. So say this place is as bad as you say which probably is less it being bad and more you being not as awesome as I am, what kind of curse or whatever are you talking about?

[He's got God on his side so this monster crap can go shove it]

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The mun is laughing too hard to properly answer...

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Brud-... [ Let her stare for a good moment, well... This is strange. This isn't the Prussia she knows, and he sure doesn't see her as his sister that's one thing. ]

Prussia?

That's me! [Observe overwhelming pride but give him a moment. You look kind of familiar.]

Oh uh, hey. Didn't you stay with Holy Roman?

[ She gave him a small nod, a very wistful smile taking place of her curiosity. That was a long time ago... ]

Hm, I'm Liechtenstein.

Right. So uh. [Yeah. Social skills are what?]

You want somethin'?

[ Something you don't need in war time, obviously. ]

... N-nothing really. You were... ah, are very different.

[ Stare ] The hell do you mean by that?

[ Wtf why is everyone so stupid. At least she's not as dense as Squeaky yet. ]

W-well, the Prussia I know isn't as... frightening?

PFFFFFFFFF NO

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.... GET OUT.

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DON'T BREAK HIS HEART OH GOD -- Eh, he wont believe it LOL

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PPFFT. I don't think she can bring herself too anyway. ;;

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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PFFFFT BACK AT YOU

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CUE AWKWARD

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PFFT

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I hardly think there's anything redeeming about you...

Yeah, you say that because.

You're England. And you backed out like a pussy when France started riding your ass.

[ You still caved England. Even if it was France who pressured you to agreements YOU STILL CAVED. This will not be lived down, you should know. HE WOULD HAVE KICKED YOUR ASS IF YOU DIDN'T SIGN THAT TREATY ENGLAND. ]

[Eying Prussia's clothes as he bites his tongue against the "at least I'm still a nation" retort. But no, despite what he may say and do, England actually misses Prussia in this day and age, and can't quite bring himself to say such a thing. He snorts in an ungentlemanly manner.]

What does that have to do with you being a delinquent? [Also, there is something to be said for being ridden by Fr--oh wait. Nevermind.]

[ Yeah you know what, England? Shut your face. He's still awesome. Don't even, England. Don't even. It wont get you anywhere. He has selective hearing. See above. Don't think your lack of style has gone beyond him either, just so you know, it's just that first things first. Atrocious clothing choices can wait. Important thing: Establishing that he is in fact awesome.]

What does being a delinquent have to do with not having redeeming qualities. [ Brow. Raise. Eat that. Yeah what. ]

[Wait, really? Going after his style? Seriously, Prussia? Don't you know sweater vests and argyle are classy and practical? Hmph.]

.....No. Idiot. What does France "riding my arse" have to do with you not having redeming qualities. [By the way, whatever goes on between France and England's arse is none of your business.]

[ Uhm. Yeah. He is. Because YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE. Loser face. Loser. Face. Your face is a loser. ]

Uh okay lets see here. [ serious sarcasm is happening right now ] How about. You couldn't stand up to France because you suck. Ergo. Me win. You lose.

Now that that's been covered.

What the hell are you wearing?

I have stood up to France more times than I can count, you little tosser! Try having to deal with him for two millennia, and then you can talk to me about winning and losing.

[Yup, he just pulled the age card. It's not his fault Prussia is such an uppity brat.]

.....Clothes. [Complete. Deadpan. Because what the fuck kind of question is that.]

oh god I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears. -- ONCE AGAIN, 1/2

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2/2

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kdskdfjdkfj the large text is so loud. SO. LOUD.

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Fuck Sparta, THIS. IS. PRUSSIA.

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he could take all 300 of them

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Damn right /awesome pose

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uhm.. 1/2 I think? maybe 1/3

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nope, just 1/2. 2/2 it is!

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1/2

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I DOUBLE LIED 2/2

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liaaaarrrrr.

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These two are fantastic

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they really are. my muse always has the best shenanigans with Prussias.

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CAN'T IMAGINE WHY 1/2

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2/2

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they're such hooligans.

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Every time I think I can't die more, I die more. 1/2 ....

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2/2

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I shall revive you

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<3

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Ah, your mun is one of my people? Where in my house is she from? *smiles*

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