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[twoshortlives]

You would think I'd be happy, being left alone all the time.

I would be, if it weren't for the fact that you keep polluting this place with people I absolutely can't stand, and never would be able to stand, by any stretch of the imagination. And then you wonder why I'm grouchy, and don't want to help with anything, when you do ask.

- C.

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[gleans]

Making new friends, huh?

[twoshortlives]

No one who's come in after me has been at all tolerable. I think something's wrong with J's brain.

[gleans]

Maybe he's trying to balance out your srs bsns.

[twoshortlives]

Whatever he's doing, it's making my entire self, srs bsns included, want to go flying out the window.

[gleans]

Ignore them. That's what I do. Not that anyone super irritating has showed up lately.

I'm surprised you haven't built, like, your own Fortress of Solitude yet.

[twoshortlives]

I'm contemplating. I might have to start my own sovereign nation, to get away from these people.

A soundproof sovereign nation. These people are loud as all get out.

[gleans]

We'll make sure the soundproof sovereign nation comes with a cane and a patio rocking chair.

[twoshortlives]

I hate to say this, but the cane needs to be weaponized, just in case they make it over the wall.

[gleans]

I can imagine this working, and it's fuckin' great. I'm thinking either double-barrel shotgun cane or high-powered bear tranq shooter.

[rerk]

Yeah, well, they probably can't stand you, either.

[twoshortlives]

Then they'll leave me alone of their own volition. Nothing could be better than that.

[rerk]

I'm assuming it's hard to leave you alone when you're always sighing loudly about how much you can't fucking stand everyone.

[ POT, KETTLE, KARKAT. ]

[twoshortlives]

I don't do it in front of them. I'm not rude.

[No but you visibly look down your nose at them mmkay]

[rerk]

Correct. You're just a douche.

[twoshortlives]

So are you. Why are you even here, aside from trying to reinforce what a jerk I am?

[rerk]

Aside from there being no such thing as too many reminders, I didn't exactly have a say in the matter.

But now I've said my piece! So fuck you and good night.

[twoshortlives]

I didn't think you were really the type to be forced to talk to anyone.

[sircassidy]

Who's assdamaging you now, Intolerantstopher?

[twoshortlives]

As if you don't know. You always know when there are new people around here. You're probably going to find a way to like her, like you did with Gamzee.

[sircassidy]

Man, I don't even like hamsteaks and that kid is cool. You're so mean. And, what, u mad that she's flagrantly disregarding your This Is Not Victorian tumblr?

[twoshortlives]

No, he's not. He's irritating, and I don't know why no one can understand this.

That part, I'll admit, isn't her fault. But she's so loud, and she's nosy, and she appears to have registered for a premium membership in the Let's Hit On Brian And See How Mad We Can Make Christopher Club.

[sircassidy]

GOD, Christopher. You are SO ABLEIST.

But...that's a cool club. U jelly?

[twoshortlives]

I didn't say "he's irritating because he's mentally unbalanced." He'd be irritating anyway.

I'm not jealous, I think it's disrespectful. To him and me.

[sircassidy]

Oh, in your experience as a mentally unbalanced person, you know what he'd be? GOD CHRISTOPHER.

Uptightstopher. They wouldn't do it if you didn't freak out.

[twoshortlives]

I know what his personality is like.

I don't actually freak out at them. I just leave.