God tier outfit?

[caligulas_aquarium]

i am rockin that pants an tights combo like no tomorroww
swwag
all im sayin
all that needs to be said too

Comments

[tipsygnostalgia]

shoulda been blue n purple to match ur scarf

also shoudla kept the scaft
*scarf

[CLEARLY the most important factor in all of this]

[caligulas_aquarium]

a scarf alongside that hood
are you crazy
i wwouldnt be able to movve my fuckin head around in there thered be no room at all

[tipsygnostalgia]

take the hood off then
anyways
was that your gf

[caligulas_aquarium]

no she isnt
potential red feelins are there just
shes not interested in reciprocatin

[tipsygnostalgia]

that always sucks
sorry for askin

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell wwhat can i say
just another fuckin page in the wwhy eridans cycle sucks an aint gettin any better
i mean on top a all things im fuckin dead its ridiculous
if anythin this stupid thing has just made me realize howw bloody shit it is bein me

[Yes, he really has gone from liking the update to hating it already.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah getting rejected by a dead girl ahs gotta burn deep
but could b worse
i mean werent u happy just a sec ago about all the swwaag
dont b so depressed all the time dude
you were dead there but u arent here right know u know
*now

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah wwell its not like its any fuckin better
either im dead an surrounded by trolls wwho cant stand me or im alivve an surrounded by trolls wwho cant stand me
i cant wwin
fuckin ridiculous

[tipsygnostalgia]

most aliens kidna suck in my expeirince just make human friends instead
*experience

[dewandglass]

We )(ad t)(e COOL-EST WINGS!!! 38O!!!

[caligulas_aquarium]

damn right wwe did
my mun got so fuckin excited by howw awwesome i looked he evven made this icon
for no reason
hes not evven evver gonna play me as some dead god tier eridan yet he still has it
like i said fef
swwag
evverywwhere

[dewandglass]

)(a)(a)(a.
I never t)(oug)(t I would say t)(is, but yellow is a pretty good color on you!
And it was neat, too, seaing )(ow I got to )(elp t)(at guy out.

[caligulas_aquarium]

[Oh, yellow. Gross.]

its not yelloww its more like
gold
you could evven argue its some kind a vvibrant cream color but it definitely isnt yeloww okay
an yeah i guess the wwhole wwitch a life thing makes a lot more sense
shame you cant do the lifey thing on yourself or somethin
or me for that matter
if youd evven wwant to

[dewandglass]

[She isn't going to bother arguing. Eridan will be Eridan, and it's not worth fighting over. Instead, it's introspection time.]

I )(ope it was )(eroic.
T)(e way we died in t)(at timeline, I mean.

[caligulas_aquarium]

id say so
i cant imagine you doin anythin thatd make your death just it doesnt seem likely
probably died tryin a protect someone or somethin

[dewandglass]

I wonder w)(at you were protecting.

[caligulas_aquarium]

thats a joke right

[douchescar]

Hideous.

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh come ON
i reached fuckin god tier
GOD
does that really not impress you at all

[douchescar]

Don't backsass me, boyo.
Look.

It's fuckin' YELLOWW.
The colour a PISS.
Colour a PISSBLOODS.

An wwhat the bloody FUCK is wwith those pantaloons?
Are ya out of yer cockin' mind, lad!?

[caligulas_aquarium]

hey wwe dont get to choose the colors alright
comes wwith the aspect prince a hope
if anythin its more like gold or a vvibrant cream color
besides did you evven see my wwings
theyre purple as shit

[douchescar]

No, I'm too busy goin'
Oh my cod
Look at all that damn yelloww
It's practically blindin' me
WWhat the hell are those trousers?
WWhy is my descendent such a poofter?
I'm disowwnin' him
He's not me owwn descendent anymore

Aye, that be wwhat I'm thinkin'
I hardly evven see the wwings.

[caligulas_aquarium]

disowwn

[Lip quiver.]

[douchescar]

WWhat?
Is there some kind a echo in here?
Did I fuckin' stutter?

I can't be talkin'
An say:
"Och aye, that's Aquarius ovver there.
In the fuckin' yelloww?
Yea, the fuckin' yelloww.

WWhat a flamboyantly gay descendent you havve, Orphaner.
He looks just like you."

I havve a fuckin' reputation to keep, kid.
An it doesn't need ta be ruined by you.
An yer flyin' trousers.
Look, they appear like they can take off any damn second.

Yer noww Gemini ta me.

[caligulas_aquarium]

ge
gem
GEMINI