voice testing oh my life

[hearschoppers]

This is all real nice of you, ma'am, honest. And you even gave me a name that didn't make fun of me! [ Aww yes, score. ] I know you're only playing around right now, but it's kind of- well, this is a lot like going A.W.O.L., isn't it?

A lot less like a lot like and a lot more like actually, actually, and I think you're gonna think about wanting to send me somewhere. I just know it. I'm sorry, but I can't really agree to that. Why, I already got sent to Korea, and, uh, I think we should wait for that to wear off before any of this other stuff, don't you? The army was here first, after all- it's only fair.

... Okay, I'll see you when you get done turning this thing off and back on.

[ 8I ]

Well I'm right here, of course I know what you're thinking about.

Comments

RADAR!

[dilf]

...you mean the Korean War?

[Because, seriously, he's not talking to Radar. He can't be. That's silly.]

[hearschoppers]

[ Straightening the glasses is a go. ]

Yes, exactly. I was too late for World War II and too early for whatever might come next.

[dilf]

[He just...can't believe it.]

Are you, uh. Are you still over...were you there before you came, uh. Here?

[hearschoppers]

Where else would I be? [ That... is not him being snarky, he's genuinely asking. ]

[dilf]

I mean...where I'm from, it's 1999. The Korean War has been over for quite some time.

[hearschoppers]

Holy cow! That far ahead? No kidding?

[diana_abel]

O-M-G. You are, like, the most adorable thing ever.

Hi!

[hearschoppers]

O- oh, hi. [ What O-M-G means, he's not so sure. But he heard adorable and she is very pretty. ]

[diana_abel]

Couldn't help noticing the uniform.

Army?

[bravetemeraire]

The person writing me is making little noises and wishes to recommend Bete Noire.

[hearschoppers]

[ .....scoot. ]

I'd probably make noises if I played you, too.

[bravetemeraire]

But why would you be sent to Korea? So far as I know, they don't allow congress with foreigners. They scarcely even trade with China.

[dontgiveadamn]

Don't worry so much, Radar. Cut loose, have a little fun, get up to some fictional shenanigans. It won't go on your record. Promise.

[hearschoppers]

I just don't know about all these fictional shenanigans, Hawkeye. The real shenanigans are already hard enough to keep up with! [ It's like there's at least one every week. ]

[dontgiveadamn]

Fine, sure, but they're all the same. Don't you find it a little monotonous? A little death, the little death, and on we march?

At least we don't know what's going to happen next here. And while I'd normally say I like to be the one providing the element of surprise, at least someone is. And not in the form of fun new ways to kill kids.

[hearschoppers]

You're probably right about that. [ Not so much probably as yes, you're right about that. ] If no one's missing us, I guess we do still get back in time for everything.

What're we supposed to do all the way out here?

[heardtheangelssing]

Korean War? Aren'tcha little behind the times, there, mate?

[hearschoppers]

Well, not from where I'm standing. I mean I don't have a watch, but I'm pretty good at timing.

[heardtheangelssing]

Oh, yeah? Where've you been standing, then?

Oh my-- Radar <333

[talks_too_much]

[General Sam smiles.]

The Korean War? That's some time ago. Well, you don't have to worry. You won't be considered A.W.O.L, corporal.

I couldn't resist him akslfj

[hearschoppers]

You mean I missed it? Oh boy, I'm never gonna live that one down. [ But not A.W.O.L., that. Is incredibly relieving. ]

I'm so glad for that :3

[talks_too_much]

I'd say that's not too bad a thing to be ribbed about. According to records, things were pretty rough then.

[Not that war was anything but rough. Sam knew that.]