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[adamoradena]

This is my kinda girl. Now fucking do something with me so I can hit that. Over and over again.

And if you even think about coming near me with that damn skirt and wig again, we're gonna have a problem. We fucking clear?

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[danseuse_russe]

What if I asked prettily?

[adamoradena]

....

God damn it. That's just not fucking fair.

[danseuse_russe]

But think of how much fun it could be! I could do my hair like that and get a piercing and then we can go out.

[adamoradena]

Not fucking fair.

Fine.

Can I borrow that new skirt you got. The red one?

[danseuse_russe]

But of course! You would like the new eyeshadow too?

[adamoradena]

Do you think it would look good? Dave was always better at makeup.

Pretend I didn't say that.

[danseuse_russe]

I think so, yes. Once you have the skirt on, we'll get a better idea.

And in the worse case scenario, we go out and find something that will work.

[blessed_demon]

Such a Casanova, I am sure you will romance the lady into your bed in no time.

[So much sarcasm in everything he is saying.]

[adamoradena]

Hey, don't knock what works!

[blessed_demon]

I have this feeling it isn't going to work.

[adamoradena]

It's always worked for me. Shows what you know!

[blessed_demon]

Have your methods worked on anyone outside of a bar? Or not on girls with self-esteem issues?

[adamoradena]

College campus. What of it?

[blessed_demon]

You're in for a rude awakening when you leave college then. A rude awakening in the form of a swift kick to the groin.

[adamoradena]

So sure of that are you now? I have it on good authority that I'm going to be just fine.

[blessed_demon]

Maybe I'm old fashioned but referring to sex as "hitting that" doesn't mark much as far as intelligence nor making you good conversation after the fact.