dear_mun | Feb. 12th, 2012

Feb. 12th, 2012

This is further than you got last time you woke me. Bravo! Now, go through with it. I do have things to do, people to destroy, all of that good stuff. You know me well enough to play me, even if you hate my personality, and personally, I'll find it quite amusing if everyone hates you for your take on me. I find it amusing already that I'm awake because of that movie, and it scares you to death. And all these myths in-between. Come, you didn't really think you were original, did you?

Also, I'd appreciate if you didn't use 'batshit' to refer to me. I am quite sane, thank you. A lot of people want to destroy the world. Now, let's get to it.

- Loki

equivalent_trade

Impeccable choice. Nothing against furballs or anything, but when you need to get the job done, I'm your alchemist.

...as long as I don't have to drink any milk.

bronata

You know, if you're up that late and was supposed to be sleeping...

The solution is not doing tags or canon review for some of us, even if you are trying to read the manga or novel for me, but going to sleep! Beside, you already have enough on your plate with everyone in games, right?

...

This would be the part where you bring up Yurippe, right?

[ S I G H ]

nomoremrniceguy

[Ram's not exactly looking like his usual self. It's not just the suit color and circuits what seems the be all wrong, but his general demeanor.]

If you're expecting any sort of gratitude for this you will die waiting, user.

This is just something else to add to your long list of bad decisions.

warriorspirit

Oh, come on! Will y'quit callin' him my heterosexual life partner already? It ain't like that at all!

punsofiron

Ok, you know what? Being a pony is kind of awesome. Running around on all fours, feeling the wind in your mane, being mindfucked by a mythological trickster. Oh wait, no, THAT PART ISN'T ANY FUN AT ALL. Especially when you have me taking everything out on my friends.

As much as I hate the idea of experiencing the fucking Entity arc full swing, you could have at least given me the liberty of knowing who the hell Discord is, then I wouldn't be in this mess.

...What do you mean 'yes I would'?!

Oh, fuck you.

changelingdude

Dude...so not cool.

So new start right? Fresh start! Good start! A chance for me to be awesome again, to be a better...me.

And you decide it's a GREAT idea for Madam Rouge to pull a fast one on us?

Not. Cool.

Man do I wish I had some backup. I haven't seen the Titans in years thanks to you you know!

magnificat

Are you kidding me?! How do you think that's funny?! Even you wouldn't like it, so don't lie!

I just got here, Dante isn't even the same age as I remember him, people are getting on my nerves, Vergil is being creepy, and now this?

How about you just go back to your initial plan of me bothering Arthur, Priscilla, and Trevor at

scorched?

Oh, you're promising that will happen to? Ugh! It better!

vampire_mostly

[Clutching her stuffed elephant to her chest, frowning. She's not sure about this being away from Mommy and Daddy business.]

I'll have friends to play with, now? [More frowning. She's not buying it.] Daddy says t'cause trouble.

last_to_kneel

Aw man, you had to go through with it? Yeah she's cute an' all. I've got no complaints 'cept one. It better not involve me gettin' all mushy. I hate oatmeal.

shuttergirl

Ayayaya-! You're acting more unpredictable than the weather, mun. I don't really think I can kick up a story about another of your spontaneous urges to give another denizen of Gensokyo a whirl, but I suppose I could try.

How about "It takes one to app, two to tengu"? That has a pretty good ring to it, I could probably get away with that on a side column somewhere. We'll need a few snapshots just for the sake of it though, can't let my photography skills go to waste. It's not like anyone reads articles anyway, the headline and the pictures are enough.

So while I'm writing this up you can go try writing that app. I'm not sharing my writing style with you so you're on your own. [...] What's with that look? Come on, the content doesn't matter! Just get them hooked and you're done!

p_p_p_p_p_p_power

OLD SPICE BODYWASH IS SO POWERFUL, IT'S TRANSCENDING MEDIUMS TO SELL ITSELF HERE ON DEAR_MUN!

YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?! WHY ELSE WOULD I BE HERE, DUMMY?!

[PEC JUMP]

unseenchaos

( Never Listen )

likeahex

No.

Fucking hell, no. I don't care that no one I know is there. I am NOT making a "a public confession of any hidden feelings". You're insane.

Drop the idea. NOW.

-Tex

akirameru

Mundane, you are easily more obnoxious than all of the many iterations of Ventus I've been unfortunate enough to meet.

Combined.

drillsforhands

Look, just make me the new set of icons and fuck looking for scans of that comic. It's not like you need that stuff to make me icons, considering how much freakin' fan art you have on your crappy computer.

... also you shouldn't be so happy about things that might not even happen once Dive is all set up over here.

does_my_hair_look_alright

Mundane, why am I here? Last thing I remember, I'm being skewered by that pest Wargreymon and now I wake up in some empty...HEAD SPACE!

This "fish out of water" thing isn't funny. Send me back to the sea RIGHT NOW! I don't care even if you DID bring me back to life, I'll never here the end of this if Piedmon shows up! When he thinks he's right, he's more annoying than a stray piece of seaweed stuck to your teeth!

last_daughter_of_argos

Heh, this is kinda cool! I mean, normal's okay and all that ~~except when old folks start argumenting about rutabagas and turnips~~, but anywhere but Snoozeville is okay with me!

... Just don't let Clark catch me out here, okay? Otherwise he'll just want me to go back, and what am I gonna do then? He still insists he doesn't need help, or that I'm not ready almost all the time, despite all that's happened.

iownsecrecy

Oh dear. Well the title just says it all, doesn't it mundane. I can see we're going to have to get a few things straight.

You.

Can't.

Control.

Me.

The sooner you learn to accept it, the less painful the experience will be for you, I imagine.

weeabhoo

Mundane-

I understand that i'm the station's supply officer. But do I really have to buy our supply of contraceptives when we dock at Bhor? Can't I delegate it to someone else?

You're enjoying this, aren't you?

-Supply Officer Jinto Lynn Syunn Dru Rock Haidr

superskirts

So we're going to try to get out there. Okay. I can handle that deal. You keep looking, keep thinking, I'll be here to give advice, and then when you have an idea, tell me, and I'll give you feedback. Remember, I'm not gonna' go to any game where I'm forced to do something that I am opposed towards. I know that might be the case with almost all games, but I can go for sudden transportation to some place for volunteer work, or maybe some travel...just as long as you keep your part of the deal.

We all go home, punch-free.

outtatime

How about they don't give me a hover-board when I'm an old man. I'm sure my older self won't be up for the challenge. Especially when the inevitable happens and I break my hip.

snow_white_lily

So we meet again. [Lilliana arches a perfectly manicured brow.] What do you wish of me? Keep in mind that I do not serve you.

modernholmes

The only way to make this situation worse is if a Organization member arrives in Discedo.

I'll thank you to stop listening to such suggestions. The situation is more than bad enough without adding something like that. Have you forgotten? My mobility is still limited thanks to the injuries you insisted on inflicting on me. Hattori still doesn't remember anything. And Ran might be figuring the situation out at any moment. Isn't that enough?

make_me_a_star

Oh, no, no, you're really not considering that.

[A sigh.]

You've already got two characters there. And believe me, they're not enjoying it. I wouldn't enjoy it either. And no, you can't convince me that I'd meet nice people there. Nice people doesn't negate torture.

risingking

I don't see what you're so worried about, honestly, you could have done a lot worse. It could have been Merlin talking to you right now, and even you would have had to dumb yourself down for that.

_{[ And let's face it, no one wants that. ]}

You better not let me rust away in here. _{[ You can't expect him to sit around all day. ]} Can't be too busy if you have enough time to waste mine.

will_be_god

To so move me away from my goal--is that your aim? Long have you harbored illusions about me, yet you had kept them idle fantasies.

This is unacceptable. My devotion is to the universe itself. I will not be moved nor changed. And I will become a deity. Make no mistake of that.

setapart

Could you— stop?

Thinking of horrible situations to put me in might be funny to you, but you're the only one. Alright?

subvertive

ATTENTION MISS MUN.

I, your newest imperial leader, demand to know why there are nothing but wimps and sniveling cowards running around next to me in this space. It's unacceptable! And, the lack of promised harems makes it even more unacceptable!

I'm growing extremely bored from the lack of fighting (and lack of harems)! There's that English worm but he's pretty easy to hit around. Come, we must find someone new to break!

Current Mood: enthralled

finderhelper

Not sure where you're going with this. You've got enough warm bodies in the place you're at, and no time to spare for the other. You're supposed to be working next week, aren't you? There you go, then, that makes two of us. If you don't think I've enough things to fill my time here, then maybe you don't know me as well as you think.

And stop saying 'please Mr. Brodie', it's not funny. And it doesn't work every time.

Apparently works on you, though.

warriorscribe

I'm not a stranger to them, though it's been a very long time. But this forced silence on the matter...frightens me.

godno

The game's opening in two days? Good for it. I can't wait to leave behind my entire life to get thrown back into the Bronze Age and build a world. You know who finds that interesting? Geeks. Nerds. You. I don't! This is the worst timing!

I have my dad to worry about.

And if you say 'which dad', I'm going to take one of my ribbons off and suffocate you with it.

twotwoed

Madame.

I can tolerate many things from a mundane. Sharing headspace with questionable company. Putting me in awkward situations for the sake of your own amusement. Your flagrant abuse of bizarre in-jokes and profanity when you write action tags. And whatever these "events" are supposed to be. As I understand it's all part and parcel of being a muse.

But now I've gotten to see your true colors. The consequences of the job you've signed me up for this month? That diabolical challenge you have planned for yourself?

Don't pretend I don't know what a Nuzlocke is! I still don't care if all your friends are doing it and you want in on the fun, whoever invented that challenge ought to be shot.

And ideally, drawn and quartered.

[He's just going to facepalm here.]

As that saying of yours goes, your ideas are terrible and you should feel terrible. I'm not going to waste any more time lecturing you.

agonies

I don't know how it happened either.

I still don't.

But we're not going to do that again.

[ game:

pandoraheartsdr]

doomedtwiceasmuch

Thith ith actually hilariouth you know.

[doop doop switching now]

2ee you're not even confiident enough two keep u2iing my lii2p voiice 2o you're 2wiithchiing two my quiirk
ii mean prop2 on beiing confiident one miinute yet he2iitatiing the next that would totally work iin your favor
but other than that the iidea of you playiing me ii2 2tiill hiilariiou2
the clo2e2t you even get two beiing anythiing liike me ii2 beiing good at gamiing
but programmiing and hackiing and all that 2hiit ii2 way beyond you
you're not even iintere2ted iin iit
what would you do bull2hiit your way through iit all
lmao
go fiind another troll two 2uck at kk

appraysen

You know what, mun? I really don't get you. I've been trying, but its just like it was with Chloe - but it's worse now.

What is with your obsession with murder mysteries. I mean come on. You do realize that people die right? As in get chopped up, stabbed, shot, or their head's cut in half do you have any idea what it was...that was my father. Can't you just stick with reading Nancy Drew or something?

tres_iqus

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Current Mood: blank

womanwhobeatyou

You missed your opportunity, Miss Mundane. That's really all there is to say about it, isn't it?

But I will say it is comfortable here, and the game we are playing is interesting enough. All these little scenarios. I think I will stay a while. Just be a good girl and let me talk to someone other than John and Sherlock, would you?

Good, that's a dear.

bellonaborn

No, I don't think I will cooperate. This is absolutely ridiculous of you... And you hardly gave it any thought. I will not be a whim of yours.

......... He will be there?

You think that will make me cooperate more? Well that's foolish of you.

circuses

Really?! You want to take me to a game? I'm so excited! But I'll miss Regent and Uncle Moe and Max and Trilo a whooole lot...so I can come back and visit them, right?

It's okay to feel nervous, mun. Everyone does sometimes, but if you just practice, practice, practice, you'll be alright!

insufferablysmug

I'm not going to say no to the opportunity to show She-Hulk who hits harder, but with you? You can't even decide on a pull point.

And I absolutely refuse to lose any of my powers.

bequiet_hescreamed

When considered metaphorically, depression is quite a lot like being eaten alive by a monster:

You are trapped in a small, putrid-smelling, and airless space from which the most obvious exit is undignified and will probably kill you. It seems as though your entire environment is resistant to your breaking out, and when you finally do accomplish it you will be covered in unmentionable gore.

There is no solution in either case except a bath. Tea and a good book would be nice, too.

speakveryclearly

[Your friendly neighborhood rainbow drinker, black and white dress and all, is seated at a writing desk with a sewing machine. She stares straight ahead, as if this is a video post on a jamjar game's network directed at the management, which in a strict sense it sort of is.]

You Know
There Are So Many Things I Could Say Right Now
Like How Unhappy I Am That We Went From Plotting A Cold Date To Cold-Blooded Murder In About A Week
Because Despite What You Might Think I Dont Really Like This Whole Highblood Logic Idea
As Much As It Resembles Drinker Logic
If Its Not Backed Up By Actual Rainbow Drinking Theres Really Not Much Of A Point
I Could Entreat You To Wait For Such An Appetite To Develop Until Said Backup Exists
But I Know That Is Going To Take A While
Im Not Really Sure How To Feel About That

Or I Could Make Some Traditional Complaints On The Meaning Of Auspisticism
And How Interfering And Sharing Constitute The Whole Damn Point
Particularly Because An Active Unrequited Preference Not To Share Is A Major Reason Why The Sharing Situation Is Necessary
And Similarly How Without Interfering The Entire Matter Would Only Be Worse

I Could Even Comment On The Recent Debacle In A Certain Community And How Appalled I Am At Some Of The Accusations That Were Made
Perhaps Take A Poll Of The Maryam Collective On Their Opinions With Regards To That Issue
I Could Also Make The Standard Entreatments Regarding Procrastination But We Both Know That If It Was Really What I Cared About At This Particular Time Neither Of Us Would Be Here

Maybe I Could Take A Shot From Whatever The Military Stronghold Based Games Most Unusual Location Is And Express Objections To "Electroshock Therapy"
After All Given The Simpers And Such With Which Certain Characters Mention It I Really Dont Think Its Going To Be Pleasant
But You Know What

[And she pulls a skirt out of her lap: One similar in length to the one she's most accustomed to canonically wear, but clearly one she's crafted some other time. ...and she could have crafted it a little better, because something -- or more likely someone -- has pressured its most major seam to the point that it has broken, rendering the garment effectively only a tablecloth. She lifts it up to place under the sewing machine and begins stitching it back together, leaning back in her chair with the widest, dorkiest grin on her face.]

After Last Night
I Think I Could Forgive You For Absolutely Anything

application_off

I suppose you think this account's name is funny.

...

_Perfect.

Don't even think about forcing me into something stupid.

...Do I look like I'm joking?

lostinthefog

Oh, mun.

Would you mind deciding what to do with me? New game, plot, verse, anything?
Or, even better, can you leave me the hell alone, please? I'd really prefer to die from boredom, because those half-formed ideas in your head are giving me the creeps.

At least make me some new icons. There are 75 empty icon slots, dammit, and I feel as if I had only three facial expressions because you don't even make use of all of the icons I do have.

--Julian.

Current Mood: blah

in_loveless_memory

I don't care if you found an icon of me in a "host" outfit. I don't want to join this stupid "host club!"

Current Mood: annoyed

phantom_thief_freyr

Freyr is very happy that you have given him more icons! Freyr is also happy that you have coloured some of them. This way everyone can see what a hansom man Freyr truly is! But why have you not made more? And why are the ones that are coloured not more flattering? Freyr will not make a good impression lacking in such ways. How will Freyr ever make a good impression on Yamato Nadeshiko and others if he is not looking his best?

[A thought dawns on him!.]

Of course! Freyr will steal more as the noble phantom thief he is! Watch out! Freyr shall come liberate all icons of his likeness out there!

[And a long pause.]

What do you mean there aren't enough out there to steal?

tailless

You, human woman!

How dare you insult me. Don't you dare mock me. I am Prince Vegeta. Do you really think you can get away with this?

I will destroy you!

theraggedydoctor

What's that you have there? Is that for me? Is that an application?

Oh, yes - yes, this is good.

This is very good.

Well, no, it's complete rubbish. Well, not the application. I can't tell if it's rubbish. You've hardly written a word. The idea, though, the idea is just terrible. Look, you can't send me to a Lovecraftian horror city. Okay, I'll admit it sounds very interesting - all those beasties hiding in the fog.

But you can't send me there! For one thing, look at the rules! They say 'nothing bigger than a refrigerator'. What am I going to do with the old girl? She's bigger - much bigger - than a refrigerator, particularly on the inside. I can't just leave her. If I don't bring my box along, I can't tell people I'm a madman with a box, now can I? I'll just be a madman with a bowtie, and that's not nearly as impressive.

Oh, but they don't say what kind of refrigerator, though, do they? No. Maybe they mean a large walk-in deep freezer or the refrigerated compartment of a cargo ship. Maybe one of those long refrigerators you see in the supermarket, where they keep frozen peas.

Now, think. How do those moderators feel about loopholes? Well, not loopholes. Subjecting rules to interpretation. Technicalities. Except that's what loopholes are, aren't they? Right. Yes. Good.

Where was I?

lastmanstanding

...Arthas is being an idiot and if I have to staple a pink pair of wings and a tutu onto some kid to get him to see that then I'm fine.

Me? [nasty laugh] I can wear a pig mask and drug him. Sure. A sort of Horror version of Cupid. That'll be fun. Instead of an arrow I can just use a syringe.

...Why are you so excited about this? It doesn't mean anything. I just don't want him to do something stupid.

notquiteheartless

I think you're taking "side of the angels" a bit literally.

lucency

( spoilers. )

withrings

I don't want to go anywhere with you. What if Uncle Andrew tries something else? What about Polly? What about that awful woman? [That was partly his fault. He needs to go fix it. :|]

I need to go back. To help--to help Mother.

hueisthisguy

Now that you're done making off-color jokes, mundane, are you intending to use me? This bandying about in memes while going nowhere is getting frustrating.

There’s art out there to steal and speedsters to tangle with! Bring me to one of those cities you’re looking at and let me paint the town red! Or, heh heh, more than just red.

prefection

You think this username is funny, do you? Well, I, for one, am not at all amused. Doesn't that count for anything?

[sigh.]

There's no helping you, honestly.

genetic_pressure

I do not care if it is 'Mewtwo Day', whatever that means. I don't like this idea of yours. Think about it: the people and Pokémon of my world are already dead. Creating a new world doesn't change that. They'll be copies, like me, but never knowing their existence is a fake. A cruel joke, if you ask me.

...yes, 'oh'. That never occurred to you until just now?

starhipped

Look what you've done! Not only have I been here alone for all this time, but you're going to send me somewhere else. Somewhere I don't want to go. Didn't I explain that I was needed at home? Didn't I tell you that I have somewhere else to be?

Father .. His Holiness.. he needs me with him, right now.

--- What's that you say? Friends will be there?

suprise_goddess

It's not really a surprise if you announce it mundane. Also why did you make me when you're being so wishy-washy about who I even am?

misunderstanding

You know, I could stand to make a few more friends in the Community. I'm not loud, but I'm not as quiet as you're making me out to be, either.

Thank you.

thedisciple

To the one called Mundane:

It is somewhat endearing to s33 you so excited. I must admit, I too f33l my earnestness growing, especially now that two of my companions may be there. I am also most curious about these young humans you wish for me to 'adopt'. Still, it is as they say, do not count your cluckbeasts before they hatch. We are not certain if someone with so ambiguous a history as mine will enter, and understandably so.

Now please do stop flailing before you give yourself a blood pusher attack.

rather_be_surfing

{In regards to Valentine's Day shenanigans at

luceti--which actually are pretty fun to read. :) }

Don't look at me; you were the one who sent me off to go waltz with the shift hunters for a couple of weeks. You can read it all if you want without me. I'm perfectly happy to be kicking ass and not winding up with something to mope over for the next three months.

Just don't forget about the cat.

...Nice job cleaning the apartment, too. As in, not.

What, exactly, were your plans for this weekend?

Yeah, thought so.

strawberry_science

Listen to me, because I'm only going to say it once. [ She points. ] THAT is not a hexagram! Can you even count? It's obvious that I'm going to be the one doing all the work around here, and I'm sorry to say that I have better things I could be doing right now.

So, if you'll excuse me. Chiruyi and I are—

[ She turns. ] Chiyuri?

CHIYURI!

Come out here this instant. We are leaving!

fourtythird

You have a funny way of looking around this. Do you know what you're doing or even what's at stake?

We're looking for Earth, taking me to some other world won't help in this. While finding out about others worlds would be interesting, especially those from Earth; from our past, it won't help in the long run - we won't be able to remember.

Maybe you need to finish your reading first, catch yourself up on the information that you need? Trying to rush it like I did with Doctor Baltar won't help you - it'll confuse you more than anything. Take it slowly, make sure that you've considered all of your options. Than we'll negotiate.

velvetdandy

Yes, I know you're bored, but there's hardly anything I can do about it is there? Why don't you go and work on some of those applications, that'll keep you busy.

[It's sort of impressive how he can sound so condescending without taking his eyes off the wiring.]

Look, I'm terribly sorry but I've got my hands full at the moment. This temporal transponder won't fix itself.

[SIGH.]

If you insist on being a bother, go and fetch us some tea will you? There's a good girl.

gunandsaber

[Rolls eyes]

Stop whining. You knew it was coming.

[Could always check out GoBusters...]

No, you're not watching the new series. It'll lack compared to me and my crew.

[You have such an ego]

Heh.

vespertilionidae

The city 'needs a bat' and therefore I am that bat now?

Have to say, I'm a lot honored and a little flustered. Not entirely sure what I can do without all my equipment. At least, not sure what I can do safely without my equipment. You know me though. I'm always willing to try.

Just have to soldier on.

stitchesbitches

Well, all good things must come to an end~. Even if it did seem a little abrupt, it was fun while it lasted, right? It barely even feels like it was really as long as it was. Was it really 5 years ago~?

Current Mood: accomplished

I think we have issues.

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