Third time's the charm, meatship

[equivalent_trade]

Impeccable choice. Nothing against furballs or anything, but when you need to get the job done, I'm your alchemist.

...as long as I don't have to drink any milk.

Comments

[dragonspooker]

...you're taller than me.

One of the most infamously short guys in recent history...and you're taller than me...

[Twitch twitch twitch.]

[equivalent_trade]

[amp that volume up to MAX]

WHO'S A POND AMOEBA SO TINY YOU NEED A MICROSCOPE TO EXAMINE HIM?

[dragonspooker]

[Well, well. Looks like she found a berserk button. Time to toy with it!]

You, I guess.

[equivalent_trade]

[There's really nothing to to with. There's just on and off.]

Oh, wait. But you're shorter than me.

[grinnnnnn]

[dragonspooker]

[...oh damn it all, he caught on.]

Yeah, so what if I am?!

[gary_golden]

Aw but boss, milk makes you strong.

[Then he pauses and with an evil grin says-]

I didn't drink my milk and look at me.

[equivalent_trade]

Milk is cow juice. I'm not drinking cow juice.

Also, you're gonna have to come out of the shadows if you want me to look at you. I don't have night vision.

[gary_golden]

Alright fine.

[He's going to walk out, but only because this is dear_mun]

[equivalent_trade]

...You need a tan.

[Also you look comically evil]

[gary_golden]

Is that all you really have to say boss?

[exloserspromise]

What's wrong with moo juice?

[equivalent_trade]

It's nasty.

Seriously, think about it. Do you drink human milk? No. So why cows?

[exloserspromise]

Well no, not anymore, but cow milk tastes good! It's also not half as nasty as hot dogs using livestock intestines for casing, and yet people love hot dogs.

[He maybe shouldn't have mentioned that...]

[equivalent_trade]

At least intestines are meat. Milk is cow juice. It comes out of their udders when you squeeze them.

That will never not be gross.

Also, hot dogs are delicious, so don't ruin it for me.

[exloserspromise]

Have you sworn off all dairy? Cheese? Butter? Cream? Yogurt? It all comes from cow juice, which is still significantly less disgusting than one of the organs that transports solid waste. I'm not trying to put you off hot dogs, I just think you're being awfully picky.

i had to

[gonnatakeyouhome]

So tiny and cuuttee!

Re: i had to

[equivalent_trade]

[give

him

a

moment]

WHO'S SO SMALL HE'D SLIP RIGHT THROUGH A COFFEE FILTER?!

1/2

[gonnatakeyouhome]

[ blink ]

You can?

Re: i had to

[gonnatakeyouhome]

Hau~ Even cuter!!

Re: i had to

[equivalent_trade]

[Rage-o-Meter broken]

Stop saying cute cute cute! I'm not cute! And I'm not short! I'M STILL GROWING. I'M A LATE BLOOMER.

1/3??

[gonnatakeyouhome]

[ silence ]

2/3

[gonnatakeyouhome]

[ STARING AT WITH DEAD EYES ]

[anwei]

I believe there are cattle of some sort on board (or there were last I knew), but I doubt that anyone will make you drink milk if you don't want to.

[equivalent_trade]

Well, good. Cause I'm not drinking any.

[anwei]

As a member of a non-lactating species, I never really developed a taste for milk myself. People on board make ice cream, so I assume they have milk from the cattle.