voice test James Moriarty BBC Sherlock

[iownsecrecy]

Oh dear. Well the title just says it all, doesn't it mundane. I can see we're going to have to get a few things straight.

You.

Can't.

Control.

Me.

The sooner you learn to accept it, the less painful the experience will be for you, I imagine.

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[highfunctioning_sociopath]

You'd be surprised the power the mundanes possess...

[iownsecrecy]

Power, fff.

..what kind of power?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock smirks mockingly.]

Oh, what would be the fun for you if I simply told you?

[iownsecrecy]

Too right. I suppose I'll just have to sort out any little surprises that there might be. What a challenge then, if you these these ordinary types seem to be something otherwise.

All the most reason for me to gain mastery with speed.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[That amuses Sherlock. He chuckles. It's a deep sound. And then his shoulders are shaking a bit as well. Yes, he loves to torture Moriarty like this.]

[iownsecrecy]

[James frowns. If there is one thing that he hates (well one among man, let's be honest) it's not getting the joke. More accurately, not being the one telling the joke.]

Obviously yours has you on the leash. I would have thought that right reserved for dearest Irene.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He stops chuckling, and stands straighter, but he's still grinning annoyingly.]

I have a mutual understanding with mine. Neither of us handle boredom well.

[He ignores the Irene reference.]

[iownsecrecy]

Yes, well, then you haven't been ambitious enough, little Sherlock. [James shakes his head with an over dramatic expression of pity.]

I am going to own this mind, and make her dance to my whims. Which, come to think of it, will likely involve tormenting you. Benefit to us.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Sherlock is completely calm.]

You do realize that you will fail. You cannot own them... no more than they can own us.

[iownsecrecy]

Oh, right. This is all just a game. Well, it's a game that I intend to win.

[Mood shift and James is suddenly all smiles.] But! First things first. How have you been?

Have you seen 02X03? - makes a difference to his answer XD

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

How have I been? I didn't know you cared.

Yes! I am fully caught up, thanks for asking! : )

[iownsecrecy]

[James gasps, mock offended.] You doubt my interest?! What do I need to do, send you a very special Valentine?

See the hoops you make me jump through, just for you.

Anytime!

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Not as many as I have for you... As I said, I felt we had a special 'something'.

[Have a playful smirk.]

[iownsecrecy]

In the immortal words of the Lady Gaga 'I want your love, and I want your revenge. You and me could write a bad romance'. Never before have I shared a song with someone, be my first, Sherlock.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Quoting Lady Gaga? I was right about you the first time.

[He doesn't really even know who she is, but he's thinking "Gay" all over again.]

[iownsecrecy]

Never underestimate brilliance in music. It seems to be the one thing that the ordinary can rise above themselves and leave a lasting impression with. [In other words, criticize his playlist and burn.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Oh, I never underestimate the power of music. Composing helps me to think. Lyrics, however can sometimes leave something to be desired. Especially if a set of lyrics is attributed to the performer, rather than the composer.

[And he's speaking in general terms, not about any specific artist.]

[iownsecrecy]

Lyrics speak to the soul. It doesn't surprise me that you wouldn't get them.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

And it doesn't surprise me that you have missed my intent entirely. How's the headache?

[After all, Moriarty must have had one.]

[iownsecrecy]

[He looks up a little.] Seems to be fine. I always knew you did care.

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Other than the fact that, on occasion, you're decidedly interesting, I don't.

[It's a subtle lie. Sherlock doesn't care, but he's never bored when Moriarty is about.]

[iownsecrecy]

Careful, Sherlock. You wouldn't want to give me the impression that I don't have your full attention. [Because then he'll have to reclaim it.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[With just a hint of sarcasm.]

Are you certain you wouldn't rather the attention of Mycroft.

[Sherlock is still undecided if he wishes to consider Mycroft his brother or not.]

[iownsecrecy]

Mycroft? ...Mycroft. [James makes a face, in this case it seems to imply distaste and rejection.]

He's so dull, comparatively. [The elder Holmes brother might actually be the most intelligent of the three of them, but he's never as fun to toy with.]

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[Even Sherlock would admit if deducing were like arm-chair football, Mycroft could wipe them off the planet.]

Dull? An idiot, maybe, but not dull.

[If Mycroft hadn't given Moriarty the information, there wouldn't have been any 'fun' for either of them to have.]

Have another new Jim....

[jimfromit]

Well hello handsome.

[Why yes Jim would absolutely flirt with himself.]

this can only end badly

[iownsecrecy]

[James makes a sound that is not unlike a squeak of joy.]

I must say, this is a nice surprise. Fancy seeing you here.

I couldnt stop myself

[jimfromit]

Isnt it? Its about time this place started seeing more of me!

I mean look at us...whats not to love? 'Grin'

I love it

[iownsecrecy]

I'm wonderful! [Obviously James agrees with himself. The grin is widely mirrored back. This is quite possibly the best. thing. ever.]

I feel like we should celebrate.

Double the Moriarty goodness...its what the internet was made for

[jimfromit]

Indeed.

Im thinking, oh something with explosives. I love a good firework show.

[iownsecrecy]

It's like you're reading my mind. There should be some celebratory supplies in Wembley. Shouldn't take more than a few hours to acquire them.

[jimfromit]

A faaaabulous idea me. We're far more deserving then the people who attend a boring old stadium anyway

Who'd have thought the only individual who could truely appreciate and understand me is....mee! It almost makes me wonder why i even bother with dear Sherlock [Theres an emphasis on the "almost"...he'll never truely get bored of Sherlock]

[iownsecrecy]

He's such an amusing boy, when he wants to be. I wonder the best way to tip him off to the upcoming theft? [It's so much more fun making Sherlock rush around trying to stop him.. them.]

[jimfromit]

So true, doesnt it make your heart sing watching him dance. [Jim giggles]

Hmmm im thinking i havent played with encrypted code for a long whilst. Johnny boys blog would make a perfect canvas to practise that particular skill again. [Why his blog isnt hacked more often confuses Jim...its childs play]