FUCK YEAH PONIES AND DISCORD!

[punsofiron]

Ok, you know what? Being a pony is kind of awesome. Running around on all fours, feeling the wind in your mane, being mindfucked by a mythological trickster. Oh wait, no, THAT PART ISN'T ANY FUN AT ALL. Especially when you have me taking everything out on my friends.

As much as I hate the idea of experiencing the fucking Entity arc full swing, you could have at least given me the liberty of knowing who the hell Discord is, then I wouldn't be in this mess.

...What do you mean 'yes I would'?!

Oh, fuck you.

Comments

[verygassy]

Liz?

If it makes you feel any better, I know you're not yourself so I'm not taking it personally?

[punsofiron]

[Sigh] Thanks. I just hope your feelings apply to anyone else I might snap at this week.

[Especially Linkara. Oh God she's so dreading his tag.]

[verygassy]

Well, considering most of the ship is probably going to be under his influence, I think they'll understand once this is over what happened.

[punsofiron]

I hope so...

[verygassy]

Hey, cheer up! No aspect of Chaos is gonna beat the Satellite of Love if I have anything to say about it!

[punsofiron]

[And there's just a teeny-tiny smile. Yeah, she knows you're capable, Mina.]

Give him a good punch in the balls for me.

[verygassy]

Don't worry, I will!

[gary_golden]

Aw boss don't have such a sad face.

[punsofiron]

...Can I help you? [raised eyebrow. 'Boss'?]

[gary_golden]

I was wondering the same thing boss, you seem pretty down.

[punsofiron]

Well, if you've got any Discord Repellant, that'd help.

[gary_golden]

Sorry I'm fresh out. How about some advice from old Gary?

[punsofiron]

I'm listening?

[gary_golden]

People in these weird situations tend to understand each other. Your friends will understand and any hurt feelings will only be temporary.

[icanhastail]

Yeah, warning would've been nice. But that's one thing they don't ever give us.

[punsofiron]

Tell me about it. It seems like a neverending parade of fucking with my life these days.

[icanhastail]

I just got out of one of those, and I thought this place was pretty cool. Being soulyanked to blow it up was not in the plan.

[Heavy sigh.] At least they'll be able to stop us pretty easily since we can't use anything special. I really don't want to be responsible for the death of everyone on board.

[punsofiron]

Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses their mind, apparently.

[icanhastail]

Even after that for some of them. Mine says she watches the first time it happened to me over and over because it's 'heartwarming,' but if that's the case why does she watch the part where I lose my soul and not where I get it back?

[punsofiron]

Hell if I know. Mine must've watched the Entity get me at least fifty times over by now.

[icanhastail]

And she just did it again. Did we really do something to deserve this?

[sailorlaughter]

[Pinkie looks uncharacteristically upset, but tries to force a smile anyway.] I-it's not really their fault they took us too early, right? I mean, THEY didn't know!

[verygassy]

Don't worry, Pinkie! I don't blame you!

[sailorlaughter]

[Way to cut to the heart of the matter, Mina. Pinkie lays her head down and sighs.] Thanks, Minako. I just - I don't WANNA be a bully to all my friends!

[punsofiron]

[Sigh] Yeah, I guess not...

[sailorlaughter]

Right...it's all that stupid meanie Discord's fault anyway. Why couldn't he have just made the cotton candy clouds? Those were FUN!

[milliondollarpipes]

Can't expect any better from 'em, kid. [And that would be Harvey directing a venomous glare off in his mun's direction. Needless to say, he can sympathize.]

[punsofiron]

Yeah, I guess not...

[lobster_tranny]

Isn't he just a scream?

Ohhai nostalgiabomb 8D

[punsofiron]

Sure, a scream of rage.

Ohai people dedicated to nostalgia 8D

[lobster_tranny]

That's what makes our dear friend Discord so divine~

8D

[punsofiron]

You have to say that. You're the devil.

[Yeah even as a kid she saw through that veil :P]

[lobster_tranny]

What ever gave you the notion?

[eyeofwildtiger]

Yeeeeeah, the princess has been sulking ever since it was even hinted he'd show up.

...it's not helping that our mun is pretty excited about it.

[punsofiron]

Ain't that always the case. [sigh]

[eyeofwildtiger]

Yeah.

I'm gonna take care of this, tho'. I just... can't use my normal method. Heh.

[punsofiron]

I think there's gonna be a gangup to get Discord out of here, but seeing as how the current crew mostly consists of some inexperienced kids, a platypus, and 90s Kid, they could probably use some extra help.

[eyeofwildtiger]

Yeah, and they really don't need to be getting mixed up in these kinds of things.