why are people enabling me to play rainbow raider?

[hueisthisguy]

Now that you're done making off-color jokes, mundane, are you intending to use me? This bandying about in memes while going nowhere is getting frustrating.

There’s art out there to steal and speedsters to tangle with! Bring me to one of those cities you’re looking at and let me paint the town red! Or, heh heh, more than just red.

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[bringerofwar]

I hear speedsters suck in bed.

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[hueisthisguy]

Haha, I bet they do, I bet they do.

DSFLKJWER RAINBOW RAIDER.........

[bringerofwar]

Hey, if that's your kink.

[hueisthisguy]

What are you implying?

[outrun]

Someone call for a speedster?

[ a beat ]

Dude, who are you even supposed to be?

[hueisthisguy]

Aren't you Kid Flash? [ insulted huff ] I'm the Rainbow Raider, of course.

[outrun]

Thank you! Finally, someone remembers it!

[ wait what ]

Are you serious? What kind of lame villain name is that?

[hueisthisguy]

It's one a chromatic criminal such as myself would take! You have heard of me, haven't you? I fought the Flash!

[outrun]

Yeaaaah, no, see, I'd remember that.

[hueisthisguy]

This is ridiculous! I'm one of the Rogues! I stole all the color from central city! Are you sure you don't remember me?

[outrun]

Well, either I wasn't there, Flash didn't mention you, or it so didn't happen.

[hueisthisguy]

Well, no, admittedly I haven't had a run in with you. But that does not mean my account was false!

i couldn't stop myself

[resolvere]

[Don't mind the white wolf, because man, you are one bright guy. Amaterasu can appreciate good coloring, and lots of it.]

[hueisthisguy]

Hello there, boy. [ Roy crouches down to take a look. ]

[resolvere]

[She doesn't mind the crouching, and readily pads the distance between them, sitting in front of him. Don't those ears look ready for the scratching, Color Wonder? They certainly feel it.

So many colors, all fascinatingly represented. She can't help but wag her tail and look pleased with it all.]

[hueisthisguy]

Well aren't you friendly? [ He glances around to make sure no do-gooders are around to see this, and reaches out to pet her. ]

[resolvere]

[Oh, if only the Rainbow-ed man knew about Amaterasu being the origin of all that is good, he might be running in the opposite direction.

She tilts her head as needed for his hand to reach a sensitive spot, as well as to make it as convenient for him as she can. Black lips part in a smile and she lets out a contented whine, tail thumping the floor furiously.

On the ground between them, letters form into words as though by a mysterious brush...

THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO BE FRIENDLY, IS THERE?

In black, can he see that color?]

[hueisthisguy]

[ He pets her happily just before he sees the black letter. He abruptly stops petting her. ]

Did you do that? Magnificent!

[resolvere]

[She nods her head twice. Who else would have done that, Mister Rainbow? Though...why no more petting?

IT IS HOW I COMMUNICATE.

Well, with the mortals of this place, that is.]

[ex_umbrae313]

You certainly are bright enough to leave a lasting impression.

But are you sure you want a city flush with the heroic contingent?

[hueisthisguy]

If it isn't the Shade. At least there you won't be there to betray me to them.

[ex_umbrae313]

Don't tell me you're still nursing that old grudge!

Do you want an apology?

[hueisthisguy]

I suppose I can let it slide.

[goodsoldier]

Oh my god, it's my criminal mastermind idol. Hey, sucked any hues out of Booster Gold lately? If you know what I mean. I know Booster does.

[hueisthisguy]

[ Completely missing the point: ] Not as of this moment, my mundane tells me that's in my future.

[8x10s_on_request]

Oh good Lord. You.

[hueisthisguy]

Booster Gold! It's been a while, hasn't it?

[8x10s_on_request]

I suppose it has.

...Aren't you supposed to be dead?

[arach_nerd]

...I swear, you have to be the only villain I know of with a dumber MO than the Condiment King.