dear_mun | Feb. 5th, 2012

Feb. 5th, 2012

These things which you have planned... [ She pauses, as if considering. ] As of yet, they do not conflict with the prime directive placed upon me by my professor. We may proceed.

I'm confident I may study human behavior better in this facility you have mentioned.

99point9percentnoisy

Hah, wass'at about a loss, mun?

Lemme ask somethin' about that then...riddle me this...

...what've I got left to lose!?

thepurpleway

...I don't want a random family!

[If it's not one thing, it's another.]

isyourcopilot

RRRrrruurgh! Arrrggg!

[Though the wookie's language may be indecipherable to most, the tone of that growl certainly didn't sound pleasant. Chewbacca looks impatient, one foot tapping as he strives to get his point across to an oblivious mun]

Rroo wwraghaoworgh!

[His approximate meaning is that his mun should hurry up and decide what to do already. Between the angry growl and the scowl on the Chewie's face, it's at least clear that he's very displeased and not about to wait much longer without ripping a droid's arms from its sockets. Metaphorically speaking]

highfunctioning_sociopath

I'll grant that you might be having an off day because of the amount of snow you shoveled and the amount of pain you are in. But did you have to submit an application to that place?

What do you expect me to do there? Wouldn't a character from That Other Fandom TM be more appropriate? Or are you taking all that pain you're in out on me? Either way, I am quite displeased.

...

FINE! You're right, I won't be bored there. Still that's no excuse for doing it behind my back. You're worse than Moriarty. Now, go take your pain meds and go to sleep.

Current Mood: grumpy

sweetestdisposition

Hey, what's the big idea? You can't just stick me in this headspace and not do anything about it! What's even the point of making an account if you're not gonna put me in one of those games?

... Whaddya mean, you can't put me in that one game, because you already play someone jealous of Mickey there? I'm not jealous of Mickey!

No I'm not!

Are you even listening to me, I said --

I'M NOT JEALOUS OF MICKEY! @#$%&@$#%!

Look, if you're not gonna put me in a game what was the point of making this? And you don't even know which canon you're taking me from. Can't I just go back home?

mnu_spreads_lies

My son is not there.

This is not helping me go home.

This holds no purpose.

Don't take me there. Please.

-Christopher

wasonceabeast

Oh. I finally understand your strange sense of humor.

It is not amusing, dear mun. I believe that you should leave Belle out of those jokes of yours...as well as leave me out as well. Contrary to your beliefs, as the Beast, I was not an "overgrown ball of fur" and Belle was not clamoring to brush me at odd times of the day. However, I do remember that one hairdresser trying to keep me still not a year after the curse was placed.

[shudders.] The bows...all...pink...

morituramfides

Hold it.

I'm not just gonna let you throw me around like some common trash. I'm not going along with whatever dumb plans you have in store. Especially not to any of your hell holes full of experimental bullcrap where I can't even bring my own laptop.

You try and send me anywhere and I'll burn that place to the ground faster than you can click a mouse.

number_150

Of course I'm not!

I will find a way to kill you for this. Slowly. If you find me somewhere to go besides this cesspit you call a brain, though, I might reconsider.

...not there.

...no, not there either.

... ... are you trying to make me dispose of you? Honestly.

animal_side

Now what's a pretty little girl like you doing trying to handle a big bad murderer like me? Sounds like a recipe for all kinds of no good.

'Course you know I ain't opposed to trouble. Don't go blaming me for showing a little concern.

I just gotta know if the kid trying to run me knows how, that's all.

youhavebeenswindled

Hey what are you talking about? I'm doing just fine!

Sure, there are one or two set-backs, but it's nothing I can't handle, really!

As for...ugh... well y'know. A bots gotta do what a bots gotta do right? It'll do me well in the long run.

I mean, I'd better not have done it for nothing.

[He HATES it when that ends up to be the case >T]

cynophobia

"Dear mun"-- does anyone ever actually say that? It just looks to me like everybody in here just gave up on that and went straight to the angry swearing rants.

... well-- since you're already listening to me, I guess I should actually say something, huh? ... look: I've been in your head for long enough to know the kinds of things you do to us in here. But I also know that there's... not really much of a way to negotiate with you about it, right? So, can I just-- make a request, I guess? For whatever good that'll do.

Can I go somewhere, I dunno... quiet? Or at least somewhere without monsters all over the place?

... yeah. Didn't think so. [she sighs tiredly. at this rate she's gonna have to take up smoking again just to deal with this shit.]

ashes_of_dreams

So, Kainé is in the middle of laughing her ass off. This whole business of sending her elsewhere? Yeah, it's damned funny. And not in a fucking funny 'haha' way either, more like funny in an 'I should kill you' way. The laughter is rough and dark, laced with more ill intent than she thought herself capable. There is only one thing that ranks above this bullshit: Shades. Kainé stops laughing; however, it is only so that she can suck in a deep breath and cast a scathing glare.

"You have GOT to be fucking kidding me! Because if you aren't, you're a SHIT HEAD!" Her words torrent forth, a deep throaty roar akin to that of a Lion(ess). In the blink of an eye, or actually half of one, her swords are out and she is at the ready. At the ready to what? To kick the fat ass of the idiot bitch that thinks she can write for her!

"Are you hearing me SHIT HEAD?!" She inches forward, swords held in a white knuckle grip. Kainé's expression twists, rage mixing with desperation. "You know what the fuck," Her voice suddenly breaks, although the fire of anger burns brighter in her eyes. "You know," A tremble makes it's way through her, causing the tips of her usually true blades to waver. "You know what I am..." She sounds as if she is on the verge of tears, her voice quieting ever so. Her tone? Exasperated and accusatory.

She isn't going down without a fight (or cussing her "captor" to hell and back). She sets her jaw, takes another breath and goes in for the verbal kill. Her blades? She has put them away, they're too good for the sack of shit she's talking (if you can call it that) to. "Fuck this, fuck that place and definitely fuck you!" She is clinging to her anger, unwilling to leave the comfort of it's shelter. She is terrified, truly and deeply terrified. However, she would rather die than be seen as weak or resort to begging. "If you make me go, so help me, I'll make you regret it damn it!" She has better things to do with her time! Like kneeing Nier in the balls until he gets her point...

"Don't expect me to be as happy as a pig in shit over this," She ends her rant with a gruff sigh and a shake of her head.

herhero

Soooo - Valentine's Day, huh? Sure am glad Cloud filled me in on the gist of things. This holiday sounds awesome!

We've got to make the perfect plans for Serah and I, okay? She deserves only the best and I'm gonna be the one to give it to her!

geniusforgotten

Helen this. Helen that. Helen, Helen, Helen. I always knew you liked her better.

Meanwhile, I'm forced to lurk in the recesses of your mind without even a decent bottle of wine to keep me company. No, instead, you've left me with the protégé and Miss Death-for-hire. And let's be honest, they hardly make for intelligent conversation.

Frankly, I'm insulted.

snowboundheart

So that's the "other" Yuki everyone was talking about. She seems nice, I hope Kyon and the others will take good care of her until I get back.

And I know Valentine's day is coming up... I think I'll just spend it with Asakura-san, if she is free, like always.

goodnightwatch

You're standing there, gibbering like some kind of baboon and I will say it time and time again.

I doubt that a wand, or a broomstick, or a magical invisible horse, or a gang of school chums filled with spunk could have helped at all with...the...events that occurred at Crythin Gifford.

[not buying any of this] Well if witches and wizards are so experienced with matters of...the sort that I had to deal with. Perhaps they ought to avail their services to those afflicted.

However since you insist that will never occur and I am foolish to ask, you could at least do me the courtesy of never insinuating that I have a connection with them?

...The more you continue to compare me to this Gryffindor beast the more I will refuse to address you. You realize that yes? I am an attorney, not an adventurer.

[-potential for spoilers in comments, but I will do my best to avoid them-]

star_punched

Don't worry about me, mun. I'm gonna be fine.

I'm always fine in the end!

N, Balloon Fighter, and Lyra are all happy doin' their own thing and I understand that! Really!

These things ain't always goodbye after all, y'know that right? Maybe I will see 'em again. You never know!

So I'm fine, okay? Why don't ya catch up on homework and other things, I'll be alright.

bittertrust

So this is your "great" solution? Really? [Much suffering sigh.] I know your current community hasn't met your expectations, but is three months really long enough to judge?

Still, I can't say I'm not...slightly intrigued by the premise of those you're considering.

Tch, [mumble] idiot mun. It's hardly pragmatic, but I guess you could do worse. Though, it does beg the question: do we really have to drag that dumbass along with us? [Yes, Naruto, this glare, it's all for you.]

Can we at least muzzle him first? [Oh, actually, Sasuke can think of plenty of places to go with that idea.] Hn. And I'll need new icons for an entire range of expressions, of course. What the hell are you laughing at? This isn't funny.

What do you mean I only have two expressions, bored and annoyed?!

thebeatofherheart

You're making me want to drown myself in Gaga, you know that? And that's not a decision I come to lightly. It's saved for moments of extreme distress, and I'll have you know that I am very distressed.

First of all, you're intentionally inflicting trauma on me. That's mean, alright? And while I do like the idea of having a strong, badass grandmother as a maternal figure, did I have to lose my awesome totally kosher relationship with my dad in the process?

With both my parents, actually.

So what, is having awesome parents only limited to people who get so screwed up by their Calling that they can't function otherwise? Because if that's true, that just sucks.

Oh! Also! Can you decide which kind of trauma you're inflicting on me already? Not that I'm particularly keen for trauma, but I would like to know what I'm in for. Just saying.

... Also, if you do decide to inflict all this madness on me? Getting me to Looney before curtain goes up on Romeo and Juliet would be the one absolutely stellar thing you could do for me.

Current Mood: frustrated

automechanic

Right!

I get it that you don't feel well, but we have a lot of work to do. After all, Ed doesn't have anyone to look after his automail. [At least there had better not be anyone else to touch her artistry.] Idiot will break it in a week even without his alchemy.

Besides, Al has been alone there for too long. I know he's okay and can take care of himself, but that doesn't make me worry any less. And I have that pie to make, remember? Apparently I owe him an apple pie.

Even if it does mean... Whatever! That other thing isn't what's important. Those two need someone to keep them in line, and I can't do that sitting around up here.

organyx

Hey,

You haven't used me in a while but I like the prospect of seeing my comrades again and possibly Fang and Vanille.

Here is hoping to see them again.

restoringhonor

You're ridiculous. Is anyone I know even there anymore?

tiemyownsandals

A witch, huh?

I wouldn't object to having magic powers... you know, if Hades wasn't there.

failnaught

A long time ago I was a L'cie and everyone fought so hard to help me.

I feel so alone since I saw what I saw, mun. I know what I have to do and I just hope I don't have to go alone to do it.

airanddarkness

There's nothing "magic" about friendship. I know magic. Friendship is just a pretty word for people using each other until one of them no longer needs the other.

And I've never heard of a Princess Celestia. The Scarlet Empress is the only proper monarch, anyway.

im_a_shaaaaaaaaark

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Way to go, fish-bait! To be honest, you had me worried, I didn't think you could do it. Ain't too often when King Shark has to admit when he's wrong, but you pulled one out in the end. Got that app all ready to submit. You proofread it? Double-checked it? Crossed the I's and dotted the T's? Good. Let's see if your writing has got any quality to it.

Who knows? Keep this up and I may just start to think of you as higher on the evolutionary scale than krill.

notyourtherapist

You know, usually when a person drops off the map for a year, that means the game's over. Seriously, it's been how long now? And you want to pick up again. Just like that.

Yeah, no thanks.

No, scotch won't make it better. Journal doesn't count either, but thanks for the time.

ovinologist

While I'm pleased that you're considering a venue that would allow me to remain with the pack- that does show some level of courtesy on your part- I would really prefer not to be distracted. We are rather occupied with the move at the moment.

Besides, there seems to be a distressing lack of proper cravats in view on those 'video' posts. Surely there's somewhere more appropriate to be found.

habitofstripping

Mun, there's nothing to be worried about. Just try to find a game with some of my comrades, and everything will be fine. I'd even settle for Natsu.

And, did you have to choose this as my user-name? Some people might get the wrong idea and think that I'm some kinda pervert!

guard_voir

Good evening, master. My, it is nice to be here. I do hope we can be friends. Maybe we can make some friends here as well! Now, now, don't make that face. I'm sure everything will work out~

professorgent

It's been quite a while hasn't it, dear? About two months, I believe. Of course, you've been so busy, it must've gone by so quickly. I know that when I am researching, days can go by without me noticing. [a small chuckle.]

However, I think we both have time enough to spare for a spot of tea and a puzzle, perhaps even a chat with some friends. Just for old time's sake, hm?

dictatoroflife

Dear Mun,

Why are you doing this?

I want to go back and watch that one girl, I don't have any interest in love hotels.

Please redirect your quest idea to someone else.

- Dictator of Life

0u0

i w0uld try to c0nvince y0u n0t t0 send me anywhere but theres really n0 p0int trying to reas0n with y0u
s0 im n0t g0ing t0 b0ther

i think it w0uld be nice if i c0uld be alive again
maybe n0t n0w
but s0meday
s0 maybe y0u c0uld think ab0ut that s0me m0re
0r n0t
it d0esnt really matter 0_0

rewrite_fate

Idiot, hadn't you gone onto that community to look for people to enable into your game? And yet somehow you end up being enabled into joining another. Why would you possibly think joining another game is a good idea when all you can do now is complain about how busy you are with homework, like that assignment you should be working on now.

[He sighs, exasperated with his spluttering mun.]

Just stick to playing the moron, you're far more equipped to handle her.

takesyoubytheheart

Aw, thanks fer takin' me aboard, mun! But don't ya think yer gettin' a lil' ahead of yerself? By the time the game is ready fer yer app, you'll be on an airplane and takin' that vacation! And I don't think goin' ta Disneyworld counts as a 'canon review'...

But don'tcha worry about me! I can wait a lil' bit! And yer handle on me will be just fine! I got faith in ya!

... Though I don't have any faith in people gettin' the joke 'round the username...

ruthlesstactics

Glad to know monsters and gunfire still get a chuckle out of you.

That's almost as funny as you looking for a game again so I can "make friends". I thought we talked about this?

Well, whatever. Do what you want.

madeitsquare

It's good to see you remembering the value of good old hard work, lass! Today was a good start, but don't forget your priorities, aye? Sure, I didn't need school for anything at all, but out of all the things you do, university is definitely the least silly, so work at it.

But...

I know what you've been thinking about, and I don't like it! How do you think you'll get anywhere if you're already thinking of what to spend your money on, when you don't even have it yet?! I don't even get your urges, mun. The ghost pranks I can understand, but honestly, what is it with the Home Stacks, and the Troubled Sleuths? Not to mention the dang attorneys!

Geez.

One more thing: post with me or the FBI man every once in a while, will you? And pace yourself on the darn icons.

amazingmagi

Nice to meet you too mun! Finding a new friend is always fun, isn't it? And I think I will meet a lot of interesting people here.

It is a little lonely being away from Alibaba-kun and Mor and Ugo-kun ... But it's not like you're taking me away from them forever. I don't mind playing with you - in fact, I'm happy that you seem to like me so much. Ufufu!

Let's have great adventures together!

- Aladdin

apostatises

Mortal girl, I thought we had agreed to never put me in a place where I would be reduced to the status of a mortal. The House of Izanami was enough of an annoyance, and now I'll be at the whims of the Norse gods? You have a sense of humor, at least.

But. I can forgive you because at least it's freedom from sitting idly and waiting. It's been boring.

So, this will be an interesting adventure, won't it?

haveajellybaby

Now listen here mundane, I know you are busy, but you have been saying you will get them done soon. And the sooner you get one of them in, the easier the other will be. So, do get along and finish them I would like to get out there, and enjoy myself with the others you have so, teased along with me.

And no, do not even consider the other option for that loss. I look rather dashing with it and she can just deal with your original idea.

So do run along now and finish!

birdland

I don't want to go anywhere without him. After all this shit, all we've been through - no, everything I've put him through...

[ a pause of consideration and then: ]

... Maybe he shouldn't come. Maybe you're right. But it isn't you he's going to be pissed at. I don't even want to- [ trevor stops himself and takes a deep breath. ] In the end, my opinion doesn't matter. You'll do whatever you want to do, anyway.

At least it isn't the carnival again.

doctormcdreamy

Don't you think you're jumping the gun a little bit, mun? Shouldn't you wait until you've at least seen, oh, I don't know... five episodes instead of three? Or, hell, if you want to go completely crazy, you could wait until you've at least finished the first season. Just a suggestion.

And no, I'm not going to congratulate you on the username because there's absolutely no creativity to it.

epiccombo

Is this gonna be a thing with you? I mean, it's like every time one of those stupid events comes around, you're looking for ways to kill me.

If it was like, some kind of badass death with lots of explosions and stuff, I'd be okay with it. But you're letting Hummel poison me. That's definitely not okay.

Seriously, it's gotta stop.

dashingrainbow

I LOVE my new icons! Thank you THANK YOU THANK YOU!

punsofiron

Yeah yeah yeah, go Packers, Packers win the Super Bowl, blah blah blah.

Honestly, I think you're going overboard with that joke. It was cute at first but now you're just getting ridiculous. It's bad enough living with a bunch of Minnesotans, and I don't even care all that much about football.

Think you can get it all out of your system tonight and we'll never speak of this again?

[Nnnnnnnnope!]

*sigh*

I think we have issues.

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