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[cynophobia]

"Dear mun"-- does anyone ever actually say that? It just looks to me like everybody in here just gave up on that and went straight to the angry swearing rants.

... well-- since you're already listening to me, I guess I should actually say something, huh? ... look: I've been in your head for long enough to know the kinds of things you do to us in here. But I also know that there's... not really much of a way to negotiate with you about it, right? So, can I just-- make a request, I guess? For whatever good that'll do.

Can I go somewhere, I dunno... quiet? Or at least somewhere without monsters all over the place?

... yeah. Didn't think so. [she sighs tiredly. at this rate she's gonna have to take up smoking again just to deal with this shit.]

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[walkingalonelymile]

[Harry is going to refrain from smothering Heather in his worry-wart father-y ways and giving her embarrassing hugs in public. For now. He'll just smile happily at his precious daughter instead.]

They don't really listen well, I'm afraid. This place is as quiet as it gets.

[cynophobia]

[... O_O]

Dad!

[okay Heather calm down, you're a big girl. she shifts awkwardly, trying to collect herself.]

W-well... it's better than being back in that "game," I guess.

[crabcatch]

WHY ELSE WOULD WE FUCKING BOTHER COMMUNICATING WITH THESE RETARD 'MUNDANES' IF IT WASN'T TO BERATE THEM FOR THEIR MIND NUMBING INCOMPETENCE?
THE CONCEPT OF A PLEASANT CHAT WITH SOMETHING LIKE A MUN IS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION.

Hope this thread-jack is okay

[8reaks_8balls]

Wow even as a guy you're always yelling
Don't you ever take a 8reak to 8reathe?
I thought Tav was the breathe one
May8e we should call you the Knight of wind8ags

[crabcatch]

WOW AND EVEN AS A GUY YOU'RE JUST AS MUCH OF A BITCH.
BIG FUCKING DEAL.
WE COULD SIT HERE ALL DAY DISCUSSING SIMILARITIES AND I'M SURE IT WOULD BE EVER SO FUCKING GRAND I'M SURE BUT HERE'S A HINT; NOT INTERESTED FUCK YOU.

[8reaks_8balls]

Really I'm just glad Karkata isn't here.
Or we would have to explain the nature of a kismesis relationship to the girl you were ber8ing
Well I would have to while you two made out in the corner Blackrom style.

[crabcatch]

I COULDN'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR ALTERNATE REALITY TOMFUCKERY.
HOW ABOUT FEMALE ME AND YOU JUST GO CRAWL BACK TO WHATEVER SHITSTAIN OF A UNIVERSE YOU CAME FROM AND EXPLAIN BLACKROM TO WHATEVER FUCKING ALTERNATE VERSIONS EXIST OF THE HUMANS.
I, MEANWHILE, WILL CONTINUE EXISTING IN A STATE OF GREAT JOY HAVING FORGOT THE TWO OF YOU EVER EXISTED.
BECAUSE IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT WOULD BE WORSE THAN PUTTING UP WITH MY PAST SELVES IT'S DEALING WITH YET ANOTHER ME, AND TO PUT THE METAPHORICAL HOOFBEAST DROPPINGS ON THE SOPOR SLIME PIE, YOU.

[8reaks_8balls]

Oh come on.
I know the only kismesis for you is yourself.
And you know I can't leave you here to your own devices now.
I have to make sure you don't 8ore this poor girl to death with your ranting. ::::P

[crabcatch]

OH HOW WONDERFUL.
BECAUSE I AM CLEARLY THE TROLL HERE OUT OF THE TWO OF US WHO IS THE MOST DANGEROUS TOWARDS OTHER PEOPLE.
IT COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE THE MANIPULATIVE PSYCHOBASTARD I'M OH SO SURE YOU ARE.
WHAT'S THE PLAN? GOING TO TELL HER THE ONLY WAY TO ESCAPE THE TERRIBLE WRATH OF KARKAT VANTAS IS TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF?
OR MAYBE YOU'D LIKE TO FORCE ONE OF HER CLOSE FRIENDS TO KILL HER AFTER YOU WERE THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP RIGHT OFF THE BAT IN THE FIRST PLACE AND GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED?
I CAN SEE IT NOW.

[8reaks_8balls]

No.
I think I'll fail to warn my past self a8out a psychopathic clown
and let him or her kill a few people 8efore manning up and going after him.

[Yeah don't mess with Vriskan, he can aim low.]

[crabcatch]

YEP, COMPLETE FUCK UP ON MY PART.
AT LEAST I ADMIT TO IT. I KNOW WHAT AN ATROCIOUS LEADER I WAS WHO MADE SOME OF THE MOST IRREVOCABLY SHITTY DECISIONS EVER.
BIG DIFFERENCE HERE IS YOUR...WELL, HER, BY EXTENSION YOUR INABILITY TO DEAL WITH IT AND ACT AS IF YOU'RE SOME KIND OF VICTIM OF THE WORLD.
WHEN REALLY YOU JUST PUSHED AWAY THE ONLY PEOPLE EVER WILLING TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT.
I MEAN REALLY, IT TAKES FUCKING SKILL TO MAKE TEREZI WANT TO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH A TROLL SHE'S INTERESTED IN YOU KNOW. USUALLY IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR FUCK UP NUMBER TWO OVER HERE, BLIND TO EVERYTHING DESPITE HAVING VISION EIGHTFOLD.
SHAME YOU COULDN'T USE THAT FANCY VISION OF YOURS TO SEE THE FACT YOU'RE A GIGANTIC TOOL.

[8reaks_8balls]

Heh
Of course I fucked up
We all did in our own ways
And funny you mention Terezi first.
Considering how red you two are for each other.

[He paused.]

W8 Scratch did WHAT????????!!!!!!!!
Karkat.
Fucking hell I h8 how my mun is showing me everything that happened.

oh hello fellow Karkatmun...

[cynophobia]

Okay, first off, there's no reason to be rude to me about it. And second, yeah, I know, thanks for the update, there, kid.

[crabcatch]

BEING RUDE TO YOU?
HAHAHA, YOU THINK THIS IS ME BEING RUDE.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.
LISTEN, IF YOU THINK THIS IS ME BEING RUDE THEN THE EXTREMITIES OF MY ACTUAL RUDENESS WOULD BLOW YOUR MIND.
FOR A MOMENT IT'D ONLY BE MENTALLY, UNTIL THE SHEER OVERWHELMING FORCE OF YOUR CONFUSION WOULD CAUSE YOUR HEAD TO REACT AND LITERALLY EXPLODE SPREADING THE FLAMING REMNANTS OF YOUR THINKPAN ALL ACROSS THE WALLS.
I'D JUST STAND THERE DISAPPOINTED AT JUST HOW BADLY YOU WERE ABLE TO TAKE IT, BUT THEN REALIZE I SHOULDN'T HAVE EXPECTED ANY MORE FROM A HUMAN'S OTHERWISE INFERIOR MENTAL CAPACITY.
THIS IS ME BEING CIVIL.

[cynophobia]

Pretty big talk coming from someone I'm pretty sure I'm old enough to babysit. So, what are you, anyway?

[crabcatch]

I'M A TROLL.
A RACE FAR SUPERIOR TO YOUR OWN.
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY YOUR ATTEMPTS AT BELITTLING ME BY MENTIONING THE AGE DIFFERENCE IS POINTLESS, BECAUSE I'M STILL BETTER THAN YOU EVEN AT THIS STAGE.

[cynophobia]

A troll? You don't seem very superior to me. Just loud.

[crabcatch]

OF COURSE I DON'T.
YOUR INFERIOR HUMAN BRAIN CAN'T COMPREHEND JUST HOW SUPERIOR I AM FROM FIRST GLANCE.
BUT TRUST ME. STRONGER, SMARTER, GENERALLY BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY.
I AM ALL THESE THINGS AND MORE IN ONE NEAT LITTLE HATE FILLED PACKAGE.

[cynophobia]

Wow, you sound just like an alien from some cheesy sci-fi movie.

[8reaks_8balls]

Don't mind Karkat.
As you can see he is just an asshole.

[cynophobia]

Yeah, I can see that. Are you a friend of his?

[8reaks_8balls]

Not exactly.
8ut we are the same species.

[cynophobia]

Yeah, I kinda figured that out on my own. So where are you guys from, anyway?

[8reaks_8balls]

Not that it matters now 8ut our home was called Alternia.

I am good at typing.

[cynophobia]

Was? What happened to it?

XD

[8reaks_8balls]

It was destroyed and we created a new universe.
Yours.

Re: XD

[cynophobia]

... what? Wait-- but... we're from completely different universes in the first place. Right?

[8reaks_8balls]

Yes 8ut then as part of what we had to do we cre8ed yours.
It's why the idiot with the gray text has a superiority complex.

[cynophobia]

That's crazy. There's no way...

[8reaks_8balls]

Yeah it's crazy 8ut we did it.
You guys will 8e doing the same thing eventually.

[cynophobia]

I don't think so.

[some part of her can't help but remember the attempt at creating a new world that SHE experienced... and she's having no part of it.]

[8reaks_8balls]

Yep 8ut most of the humans will die anyway.
I mean only twelve of us were involved in the game.

[cynophobia]

Twelve of you?!

-- okay, look: no. You may or may not have anything to do with it, but I've already dealt with one attempt at making a new world, and I am not letting that happen again.

[8reaks_8balls]

So you'll just die with everyone else with the meteors come?
Pretty suicidal if you ask me.

[cynophobia]

Meteors?! What the hell are you talking about?

[8reaks_8balls]

Every game is preceeded by meteor strikes that wipe out everything except for the home of the ones involved in cr8ing the new universe.

[cynophobia]

Game--?

... you're wrong. That isn't going to happen to us, not to my universe. We're not playing any "game"-- not one like you mean, anyway.

[8reaks_8balls]

Not yet anyway.

[cynophobia]

It's not going to happen, period. You didn't create my universe.

I just remembered something-- that everyone here is from a completely different universe, right? So how do you know that it was my universe that you even created? It could be any of them.

[8reaks_8balls]

8ecause!
Every universe is made the same way.
I mean that's how it goes as far as I know.
One group becomes gods while cre8ing a new world to lord over or something.

:'D

[heathermason]

Trust me, it doesn't do any good to bother trying to talk to these people. With the way they react I don't know if they can even hear us.