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On mun browsing ATP for places to app.

So this is your "great" solution? Really? [Much suffering sigh.] I know your current community hasn't met your expectations, but is three months really long enough to judge?

Still, I can't say I'm not...slightly intrigued by the premise of those you're considering.

Tch, [mumble] idiot mun. It's hardly pragmatic, but I guess you could do worse. Though, it does beg the question: do we really have to drag that dumbass along with us? [Yes, Naruto, this glare, it's all for you.]

Can we at least muzzle him first? [Oh, actually, Sasuke can think of plenty of places to go with that idea.] Hn. And I'll need new icons for an entire range of expressions, of course. What the hell are you laughing at? This isn't funny.

What do you mean I only have two expressions, bored and annoyed?!

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A muzzle?! F*ck you! Stupid Sasuke! Why do you always ruin a good joke, here I am laughing at your misery and suddenly you insult me! UGH! What a jerk! Can't I make fun of your misery in peace?! Jeeze!

[Gasps and quickly breathes in and out as he tries to catch his breath.]

Just don't pass out, idiot. You never know what your mun will do with you if you're unconscious and can't fight back... [Plus, he would probably have to carry you.]

Don't tell me what to do, or not to do! I know that!

[Pretends to know what his mun would do to him. Doesn't have a clue.]

I would never lose to you!!!

This isn't a competition. [~~It's always a competition.~~] Do you even know where we're going? Have you been paying attention?

Yeah! I know where were going!!! [Has no clue.] Were going to this place to play and do stuff!!! YEAH!

You have no idea. [Knows you too well.]

Sh-Shut up!

[Blushes after being discovered. Hates it when Sasuke is so dead on about these things.]

So, what? You were asleep when they were talking about it yesterday? [Pinches the bridge of his nose to fend off an oncoming headache.] Does mystery horror game sound familiar?

Ye-yeah but they were talking about a lot of other stuff and I usually tune them out as soon as they start making out-dattebayo...

Tch. [Lips pressed into a line, eye roll, that's as close to agreement as you're going to get, so enjoy it.]

They're trying to choose a new game, probably two.

Seriously?! Sweet!!! I hope they choose that "Ninjas in Space!!!" One! That one would be super cool!!!

[Siiiigh.] It's not "Ninjas in Space." Your mun is a bigger idiot than you are. And while it sounds interesting, both games they chose are horror environments. This means, you'll probably spend most of your time hiding.

[Smirks and gets all up in your personal space.] Right, scaredy cat?

[Pushes him.]

Hell no! I'm not a scaredy cat! [Points at Sasuke.] You are! You'll be all like "Ohhh Naruto, help me!" And I'll be like "Hell no, friendly fire!" Ha!!!

Keh. You wouldn't dare. [~~Hasn't your canon-half been chasing him for years? Ask him. It sucks not to have Sasuke by your side.~~]

Now she's fucking with my responses? Jeez.

In any case, the space community only has one person who will recognize us: Kabuto. Still excited?

Ugh! [Doesn't like Kabuto.] He's so creepy-dattebayo... Sasuke, lets just go to the morgue one...

[ Involuntary shiver is involuntary. Ugh. However...] I thought you wanted to play "Ninjas in Space, or whatever...

Yeah but I don't like Kabuto-datteba...

[Smirk.] Told you you'd be scared.

F*** off...

Tch. Maybe your mun should send you to the My Little Pony community my mun saw somewhere. It's probably...safer.

Just because you're a secret brony doesnt mean we all are-dattebayo!

Hn. [He'll let the evidence speak for itself.]

WTF!!!! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?@ ITS SO CUTE--

[Realizes he's being an idiot.] No no!!! Thats not me! I'm not a broney!

Then grow up.

We're probably going to both communities. They're definitely both horror environments. And our muns are far too excited about all of this.

At least we won't be weaponless when we're trapped in with Kabuto.

Edited 2012-02-05 23:36 (UTC)

Thats true... But they are a lot more excited about the comm were making-ttebayo!

Besides, I don't wanna be with Kabuto, he's creepy!!!!

Tch. We can simply avoid him.

As for the other place, the abandoned city... Hn. Have you seen the list of residents? [ His lips purse, as if in thought. ]

[Stares at the picture.]

WTF?! HEY!!!! Where is my damn picture!!??!?!? Where did you drop it?!

My mun is slow, but she finally updated my icons.

Why? [Pause. Slow smirk.] You miss it?

Edited 2012-02-08 00:47 (UTC)

No I just wanted my PA version of it too!

Oh. Tch. You should have said that. My mun is sending it now. (Couldn't they have communicated directly? They're always using us...)

I know! Its really annoying! I mean, I don't like it when they make us kiss as much as you do-datteba!

[A pair of charcoal eyes staring at you for a moment in minor shock, then his features slide into his signature bland look that practically drips sarcasm.]

You could always...rebel. [ He's being slightly ironic and he knows it.]

HELL YEAH!!!

I WILL rebel!!! Just watch me!

[Kisses Sasuke.]

OH GODDAMMIT!!!

[Smiiiirks.] You're really bad at this.

Sh-shut up! Its my stupid mun's fault!

[Licks bottom lip, tastes him there, raises a brow.] You're just too weak to fight back. [Implication: weaker than me.]

Ewww don't lick your lips like you like it! And for the record I'm WAYYYY stronger than YOU!

[Points.]

Yet I'm generally left to my own devices, while you're controlled against your will by a mun you don't even respect? [Smirks again because, really, Naruto, how much of it is you being controlled and how much of it is an excuse?]

Edited 2012-02-08 18:55 (UTC)

Its not that I don't respect her, I just-

[Realizes something alarming.]

WAIT! What do you mean your "OWN devices"? Don't tell me you're doing this on your own free will-datteba!

My mun and I have...a mutual agreement.

But you should know.. [Nonchalantly changes the subject.] ...she's bringing Sakura to your current community.

Don't change the--

WHAT?! SAKURA CHAN!?!?! OH MY GOD!!!!

[Gets excited.] GAH!!!!! [Very VERY Excited.]

[Self-satisfied half-smirk-smile. No wonder Naruto's mun finds it so easy to corral him.]

[But it falls quickly. What the fuck is that?] You should know, my mun is about to punch yours if you both don't turn that stupid song off.

[Turns the speakers up to maximum.]

High hit em high, hit em high, you hit em low, hit em low!

What the hell is that noise!? [Her hands are over her ears and she's glaring right at Naruto. Seconds later, she brings her fist down on the top of the stereo and the "music" stops.]

Sheesh, Naruto, are you trying to go deaf?

Sa-Sakura chan!!!!

[Doggy ears and a wagging tail appear. Is definitely a happy pooch.]

[(Inner Sakura: Awww, so kawaii!!) She can't stay mad at that for long.]

Didn't Sasuke--[She hesitates momentarily, as if consciously cutting off the "-kun" that normally would follw.]--didn't he tell you I was coming? [And she smiles for you, Naruto, because, well, she hopes you're too dense to notice her hesitation.]

He did but I didn't know you were already here!!!!

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