Arthur Kipps [Blightly, Stern, Jones and Kipps] (
goodnightwatch) wrote in
dear_mun2012-02-05 11:59 am
Voice Test ~ Canon is "The Woman in Black" original book.
You're standing there, gibbering like some kind of baboon and I will say it time and time again.
I doubt that a wand, or a broomstick, or a magical invisible horse, or a gang of school chums filled with spunk could have helped at all with...the...events that occurred at Crythin Gifford.
[not buying any of this] Well if witches and wizards are so experienced with matters of...the sort that I had to deal with. Perhaps they ought to avail their services to those afflicted.
However since you insist that will never occur and I am foolish to ask, you could at least do me the courtesy of never insinuating that I have a connection with them?
...The more you continue to compare me to this Gryffindor beast the more I will refuse to address you. You realize that yes? I am an attorney, not an adventurer.
[-potential for spoilers in comments, but I will do my best to avoid them-]
I doubt that a wand, or a broomstick, or a magical invisible horse, or a gang of school chums filled with spunk could have helped at all with...the...events that occurred at Crythin Gifford.
[not buying any of this] Well if witches and wizards are so experienced with matters of...the sort that I had to deal with. Perhaps they ought to avail their services to those afflicted.
However since you insist that will never occur and I am foolish to ask, you could at least do me the courtesy of never insinuating that I have a connection with them?
...The more you continue to compare me to this Gryffindor beast the more I will refuse to address you. You realize that yes? I am an attorney, not an adventurer.
[-potential for spoilers in comments, but I will do my best to avoid them-]

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Which makes him sit and stare. Warily.]
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UNLESS IT'S A CERTAIN WEREWOLF NAMED REMUS LUPIN mun forgot entirely derpAmaterasu sees him sit and gently pads over, her head out for her nose to sniff his non-magical scent. Seems like a regular enough human, though one who has perhaps seen that which mortal should not.
A snort, air rushing out, paw lifting up. She's not a tame wolf, but she is a very friendly one.]
Have an AU Spidey who's in Hufflepuff.
Although someone at the Ministry probably should've done something about that mess.