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[morituramfides]

Hold it.

I'm not just gonna let you throw me around like some common trash. I'm not going along with whatever dumb plans you have in store. Especially not to any of your hell holes full of experimental bullcrap where I can't even bring my own laptop.

You try and send me anywhere and I'll burn that place to the ground faster than you can click a mouse.

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[floreatnoctem]

I am certain it is not nearly as terrible as you're making it out to be.

[morituramfides]

Anywhere I could go is gonna be bad, even if it's some dingy box under a bridge! The point is I'm not going!

[floreatnoctem]

So dramatic.


...it would be better for you, if you were here as well.

[morituramfides]

Better?! You and Minato are stuck in some tower getting experimented on by some self-righteous idiots!

[floreatnoctem]

Yes, but we are together. That matters more.

[morituramfides]

Frankly I'd rather you cut the crap and we'd get you both out of there.

[floreatnoctem]

...but we will not deal with The Fall here.

[morituramfides]

...Impossible...! Just because we're in some strange place doesn't mean things like that change.

[corautmors]

Wherever you go, I will be there to protect you.

[morituramfides]

[FACE. PALM.]

Metis...! How many times do I have to tell you not to say it like that?!

[corautmors]

[confused!]

I'm sorry- I didn't think there was any other way to say it!

[morituramfides]

Come on, you're not my guard dog or anything; you don't even have to protect me.

[corautmors]

[headtilt.


but Jin...]

It is a part of my programming- I must protect all of you.

[morituramfides]

[Siiiiiiiiigh.]

We can handle ourselves. If you get messed up trying to protect us it'll just be on my shoulders to fix you up again.

[corautmors]

[blink.]

I thought you enjoyed working on my systems?

[morituramfides]

Duh. Otherwise I wouldn't have fixed you up in the first place.

[That is the only reason yep.]

But you getting trashed all the time could cause permanent damage if we're not careful.

[fractus_animus]

[ ... ]

You wouldn't be able to, actually. It's been tried.

[ Sup. ]

[morituramfides]

Watch me. Give me enough time and materials and I'll make a bomb that can level Tatsumi Port.

[DON'T YOU DOUBT HIM.]

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[atsubro]

[Seems your computer has a pretty bad trojan, Jin. It's probably wormed it's way through half of your OS by now.

So yeah, no need to worry about that!]

will you get out

[morituramfides]

[Oh you mean the one he mirrored back onto your system?

Cool.]

Re: will you get out

[atsubro]

[Lol you think mirroring is going to work? He isn't going to hack your shit from his main laptop He has backups for his backups.]

[morituramfides]

[It's adorable that you think he doesn't know who you are, AT-LOW and hasn't traced every system you've ever used.

Your problem here is that Jin doesn't have to worry about Takaya making an ass of himself in this AU.]

[atsubro]

[Eh, just means he can hit you with demon language next time. Coat your stupid website in Nyancats or something.

He can make an ass of you instead, how charitable!]

[morituramfides]

[Wow even with demon language it's not that hard to take down nyancats when you can tinker with the hardware.

Seriously. Childish.]

[atsubro]

[Distraction tactic. He's actually not after you at all, Jin!

He's corrupting your dear leader's music player. ♥]