Getting in over his head

[youhavebeenswindled]

Hey what are you talking about? I'm doing just fine!

Sure, there are one or two set-backs, but it's nothing I can't handle, really!

As for...ugh... well y'know. A bots gotta do what a bots gotta do right? It'll do me well in the long run.

I mean, I'd better not have done it for nothing.

[He HATES it when that ends up to be the case >T]

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[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat is wearing a boyscout uniform.]

You there! I'm a boy scout and definitely not a cat. I have something that may cheer you up if you're feeling sullen.

[He gets a box of boy scout cookies(that will turn anyone that eats them into mindless rats) out of hammerspace and shoves it into Swindle's hands somehow, despite the huge size discrepency]

These cookies are just amazingly delicious! Care to sample some?

[youhavebeenswindled]

[Swindles smiles winningly at him and waves the cookies away.]

I'm afraid as a Decepticon, I don't eat!

But hey, why don't you eat them for me! It'd be a shame for something as tasty as these to go to waste.

[minor_setback]

You don't eat? How terrible! You're really missing out! I insist you try a cookie! They're wonderfully scrumptious!

[dragonspooker]

...what sort of golem are you supposed to be?

[youhavebeenswindled]

Not a golem miss! My name is Swindle, and you are?

[dragonspooker]

Uh. Lina Inverse. If you're not a golem, though, what are you?

[great_king_penguin]

Well, don't worry! My mun says that pretty soon, a gullible bastard'll come around with a definite desire for heavy weaponry...

An' I can tell ya that I'll be interested, too.