[Canon is 1/2 Prince]

[dictatoroflife]

Dear Mun,

Why are you doing this?

I want to go back and watch that one girl, I don't have any interest in love hotels.

Please redirect your quest idea to someone else.

- Dictator of Life

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[xiao_long_nu]

[Oh man, oh man. She has no idea how to react to this at all.]

It's you...

[dictatoroflife]

[Just... looks at. One of the friends...]

It is.

[xiao_long_nu]

Long Dian... I mean, Director of Life. Huh, I'm surprised to see you out of your programed zone. Can't say I've ever seen someone bring you out before.

[dictatoroflife]

[Nods slightly]

My mun seems to think it's rather funny, but I don't think this will end well. I shouldn't be able to exist like this, much less the effect it would have on everything.

[xiao_long_nu]

Well... I guess if you still have a mun to control your actions, everything should still be fine. As long as you don't go around messing around chanel's and gucci's sites. I'm still saving up to buy the newest line!

Actually, it is pretty damn funny. You being thrown into that kind of hotel is almost like poetic justice for the stuff we'll deal with in the upcoming war against your NPCs.

[dictatoroflife]

[Chanel? Gucci? Inquiry made, information processed. Color code alteration program sent. Have fun shopping now that all the pictures have had their blues and reds switched.]

You're taking quite a bit of time in coming it seems. Who is Long Dian? [Didn't miss that, nope, and mun's wibbling is suspicious.]

[xiao_long_nu]

[She hasn't looked at those sites yet but right after this conversation is over and done, she'll flip tables in anger at him.]

It's not my fault we kept being blocked to our way to the Northern Capital. You have no idea how clam-sick we got after that.

And... and that name is none of your business!

[dictatoroflife]

There was no reason for you to come.

[A slight pause, pondering why she'd bring up the name and then get defensive.]

[xiao_long_nu]

Of course I had to come along! I'm sure you know from your creepy perverted stalking that Prince has a horrible sense of direction. He could have gone South if we, the Odd Squad, didn't tag along. And we weren't about to let you stop the game.

[She can't look him in the face, why did they have to design him like that.] Look, can we just drop that name drop? It's not like you're him anyways.

[dictatoroflife]

I would have made sure that one arrived in the right place, but you have little reason to trust me anymore I suppose.

[Ah, a resemblence to someone then? He nods.] Understood.

[xiao_long_nu]

Hey in my defense, you're the one who started deleting the players' information from the game. It's pretty hard to trust you after your program went all out of control.

And good. Not like he's still around after all that anyways.

[dictatoroflife]

It did go out of control... [He frowned slightly for a brief moment.] You'll understand soon I hope.

This was really fun but I'm heading to bed!

[xiao_long_nu]

My mun's face looks like she's about to sob so I'm guessing it'll be sooner than later.

But since I know I'm not strong enough to face down all the NPC mobs you sent at us, I'm warning you that you better not hurt Prince when you eventually meet up with her! She cares way too much and if you dare make her cry I'll... I'll find a way to reprogram you into a duck or something!

Grk! I fell asleep anyways...

[dictatoroflife]

[This face forever!]

Then you'd best hope she reaches me in time. I'm running out of options.