Jan. 13th, 2012

malignant: (pic#1869572)
[personal profile] malignant
FINE.
I'LL GO TO THAT FUCKING CALIGO GAME.
JEGUS, JUST SHUT UP.

I DON'T FUCKING LIKE BEING HUMAN. THIS SUCKS.
allegiance: (OVER {They'll never let you walk away})
[personal profile] allegiance
I appreciate your efforts and enthusiasm. You're very kind, but why are you asking me? Do what you wish, ma'am. I'll fight for whoever you order me to.

You shouldn't worry about me, I always persevere. I don't think I'm very well-suited for peace in the first place.
i_have_arrived: (My boredom is at a climax...)
[personal profile] i_have_arrived
Oi, mun - why'd you make an account for me over here? The game you've got me in isn't moving!
bests: (man i really need a shower)
[personal profile] bests
I liked you better before you tried to be clever with the keywords.

At least this long creative run you seem to be on means that you're going to be posting like you're supposed to sometime soon. If terrible keywords are the price to pay for actually getting to do something this month, I suppose I can deal with it. Speaking of, you should probably start brainstorming ideas for tomorrow so you don't default to the cliché of posting a philosophical question.

... Posting this doesn't technically count as brainstorming, even if you claim it's getting you in the groove of things again.
ministrations: (pic#1805711)
[personal profile] ministrations
Of all the options you have presented me with, I suppose I should simply be grateful you've settled upon the lesser of all the previously considered evils. Although I must once again attempt to impress upon you my wish to go nowhere at all, even if we both know you'll ignore that in favor of settling me somewhere ridiculous. And at the most inopportune of moments, as you're so fond of doing.

All I ask is that you try not to make this too painful. That's a fair request, is it not?
shortpants_knight: (Default)
[personal profile] shortpants_knight
You only just sent the application and you're already thinking of starting another one for another game? Weren't you planning to wait a bit first?

...

No, I haven't forgotten what point you took me from.

((OoC Note: Potential for spoilers in comments.))
[personal profile] martyrise
Nothing anybody says is going to make me think twice about my plan. Including you.

I know him. I knew it would work and it did. His hybrids are out, Caroline is alive and I still have the old family locked up nice and safe.

[A scoff.]

That's all that matters. So I'd appreciate it if you just put a hold on your white knight bitching over her, mun.
...I don't want to think about it anymore.
sweetstrongpaladienne: (pouting)
[personal profile] sweetstrongpaladienne
 I don't see why you're laughing at the idea of me being on the cover of an adult magazine. Sometimes you need your mind to get out of those dirty places.

...and please finish my canon review before finishing that application. I know you want me in a game but you still have work to do...plus there's thinking about that...er, what was it called...a 'persona'? Well, that and my dungeon-

...wait a minute. What are you planning?
conspirator: (Dancing for the doomed and the damned)
[personal profile] conspirator
You must have a certain something against freedom of any sort. That, or you're just a sadist, my dear. I'm sure Kaliyo would love to compare notes.

I confess I do appreciate the research you've done on my people. At the very least you know better than to charge into a rich culture blinded by ignorance and assumption. Careful, though. Mind your growing obsessions.
[personal profile] tempered_by
[Hey, Dear Mun, here's an unusual sight. A towering, twisted humanoid made of crystal (or, perhaps, glass) stalking about. It clocks in about 8 feet on mauled legs, and seems to be missing the lower half of one arm. A long tail assembled of gargantuan vertebrae runs scores through the ground as it drags behind it, and all in all it appears very... agitated. Approach?]
cryingbaltic: (Default)
[personal profile] cryingbaltic
T...Thank you M-Miss Mun, b-but I don't think I'm r-ready for another g-game right now.

[...]

No...N-Not even t-those memes!
itsfascinating: (eugh)
[personal profile] itsfascinating
Wait a second, missy! Explain this to me one more time!

So I'm going to be a teacher at a magic school, but instead of being me, I'll be a human?

...Well, I guess the depth perception will be a plus.

Still, I don't really get it! If there's magic, shouldn't there be aliens? I think we make a little more sense than magic wands and flying brooms!

And no, we do not need Jumba there as a teacher, too! Jumba makes evil little monsters! Do you really want him teaching impressionable children?!

baufatherfigure: (Oh for god's sake.)
[personal profile] baufatherfigure
Mun, I need to ask you something.

...what the hell did I do to deserve to become a fugitive? An apparent fugitive running from my evil self?

And don't pull the "for my own personal enjoyment" card. That's being lazy.
lessons: (it's kind of funny)
[personal profile] lessons
How sentimental you are.

An observation, not judgement passed. At the very least it would seem as though you make an effort to understand my feelings on this subject, otherwise we would not be having this conversation. You know that I cannot allow for temptation to lure me astray. No matter the form it takes. No matter your misguided sympathy. However, in this case I believe that you are in possession of more concerns than even I! And it will be through your fragile spyglass that I must peer in order to participate in this new world.

So, little window, I will shift the balance so that we may avoid your shattering under my pressure. If you're seeking for my blessing, then I'm afraid that your search will end in vain. But... I will not disallow this plan of yours. Take that as you will.
120yen: (sleep all day.)
[personal profile] 120yen
Ain't it too early for tough choices?

[ yawwwwwwwwn. and the laziest of smiles. ]

Tell you what—you figure out what you wanna do, an' we can all revote in the evenin' like you didn't say it.

Or talk to Rika, all right? Kilik's too much of a mornin' guy.
srselectricbot: (being all srs)
[personal profile] srselectricbot
While I do feel flattered for you choosing me, I'm rather surprised. You couldn't get the other me's voice down very well, even after playing him for more than a year on LJ. What makes you believe you'll do better with me?

.......

Well if you're sure, then it should be fine. As for the place you're thinking of bringing me, it sounds interesting enough. It'll be rather strange having two Rocks there, but at least it's better than being alone. Not that it would bother me. I would manage if I had to.

Just make sure you know what you're doing and finish reviewing my canon.
doespostmortems: (Default)
[personal profile] doespostmortems
You know mundane, I had a blog before. I stopped using it for a reason, and really don't see the point of starting all this again. I'm fine just doing what I've been doing, me and my work and Toby. I don't need to go anywhere else, and I don't want to.

But please do stop thinking that I'm going to die this week. I'm a mouse, remember, and they're not likely to kill the mouse no matter how much Sherlock apologized for Christmas.

And there's nothing going on with myself and DI Lestrade. It's silly, and he's married.

I think I should get back to work now.
ex_manipulatings887: (Default)
[personal profile] ex_manipulatings887
Space? I can't say I'm particularly thrilled by the idea. I might be the only child who never had a preoccupation with the stars at a young age, and you expect me to welcome the chance to see them up close?

If that's your only selling point, I suggest you head back to the drawing board and find better bait with which to lure me in.
cow_voice_can: (I'm an alien :|)
[personal profile] cow_voice_can
Is this a wise conclusion, human "mun"? Putting me in the stationary position of these communities does not seem optimal for my research. Or perhaps is does. I could begin studying the habits of several humans placed within an enclosed space with odd restrictions placed upon their minds. Will the brain show different signs of function if so? I would like to examine one in these conditions...

[Suddenly beginning to think this is a bad idea.]

Do not look that way to me. You should find me one of these "homes" and put me there so I may further my research of your organic structures. I may also be able to find some of these nuclear devices needed to power my transportation device, correct? Then yes. I agree that I should be among these human beings. Begin the necessary preparations for my induction of a community.
blackandlight: (Default)
[personal profile] blackandlight
Man, you act like being photogenic is a bad thing. Those icons aren't gonna make themselves.

Now here's the deal. You wanna drop me in a game? Sure, fine, whatever, have fun, can't be any worse than some places I've been. Two requirements. I want a generous timeshare in the limelight, and let's say-- six hot chicks to cater to my every whim. At least six. Harems are the new black.

Also - no Survivor. Just putting that out there.
dicey: (pic#1320977)
[personal profile] dicey
I find this username accepta8le! Way cooler than the one you had for me at that other site. If your other game stays there and that version of me has to keep using that laaaaaaaame account name, I pity her! She will never get to profit from the one good idea you've had in your entire life. Sucks to 8e her! ::::)

Your OTHER idea, though, is so completely horri8le that I don't even know where to start! Why do you want more trolls around? The ones we do have are enough of a pain in the ass already! And don't get me started on those humans. Sure, I miiiiiiiight 8e a little curious a8out that John guy, 8ut if they know me and I don't know them, wouldn't that just 8e awkward????????

May8e I wouldn't mind too much if Fussyfangs showed up. I mean, I guess that would 8e okay. 8ut the rest of those assholes? Forget it!
mediocrespells: (Hazel... -.-)
[personal profile] mediocrespells
No. I don't want a cake.

The last birthday cake I got from you tried to eat me.
little_rocker: (Miko 12)
[personal profile] little_rocker
Oh come on mun!

First yes, thank you for the name choice. I do love to rock and roll! Especially with Bulk! [Here the girl grins, before it quickly goes away.]

We really have to talk though on your tastes though. I mean really, I have to share space with Jack's mom, a talking cat, Decepticons, and those other creepy people? Okay, fine yes the Autobots that you have are fine, but they aren't exactly mine either.

...

Well except Wheeljack, but he's the only one.

You don't have Bulkhead in there either..

... [She brightens slightly.] Well if I can't change your mind about the others.. Can we least at talk about your taste in music? That one needs some serious changes.
hullo_sweetie: (pic#1462575)
[personal profile] hullo_sweetie
Do we really have to go through this again? Three Doctors have been on that island and all three have left. I can't bear to see him go a fourth time. So leave off it! There's no happy ending in Atia. Just pointless interactions.
parangosky_jr: (Default)
[personal profile] parangosky_jr
[Captain Serin Osman has her arms crossed, leaning casually against some crate or desk or something in the odd nethersphere of headspace. Her expression is hard to place, but at the very least it's calculating.]

I see you've got two Spartan-IIIs and one Spartan-II to your credit, as well as a couple of those miscreant Freelancers.

So, what makes you think you can play a Spook?
pictomancer: (mischevious)
[personal profile] pictomancer
Heya, Mun.

So. Got tired of loverboy, hm? Well it's about time! We both know that I'm more your style, anyway. Thanks for finally figuring it out!

And hey, this Ink City place? Sounds like fun. I can't wait to show them my art! A whole city built by people like me... [Yeah, if only you knew, Relm.]

-Relm
tattling: (make everything better)
[personal profile] tattling
What's this "maybe"? You have to app me to that game that's moving over here -- it's your best bet without having to do anything stupid with my powers. Plus, with the state of my "canon" just now, it's the only way I'm ever gonna get to hang out with Uncle Ben.

...

That other thing? Heh. What's got beyond-omega powers and doesn't care? This guy!
pluggedintheoverlord: (I call shotgun on the first life boat)
[personal profile] pluggedintheoverlord
Look, I'm flattered at all the attention, really, but I've seen what happens to the other guys you play. Geth, I can deal with. Collectors, sure, been there and done that. Even Reapers, so long as I don't have to hear ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL every two minutes. But the shit you throw around for the hell of it? No thanks. Let me just go into the nearest bar and punch a krogan, it would save me the trouble of waiting around to get horribly mutilated.

Come on, seriously. We've already been through the whole 'let's depend on Joker to save the day' thing, and we all saw how that ended. I nearly broke a leg and had to wear my brown pants after fifteen minutes of dodging ugly bastards that wanted to turn me into slurry. I mean, I figured that you wouldn't mind watching me limp around shitting myself, but personally? Not how I'd like to spend my time off. I'm just saying.

Why can't you send me someplace with less monsters and more hot chicks? I could work with that.
bitetheapple: (time to eat)
[personal profile] bitetheapple
Oi, make up your mind. Ya gonna jump right into this or ya go over every little excruciating detail? Make up your damn mind. You'll just be a hindrance otherwise.



...You really think I care that my cast is missing some people? As if! It's less competition.

Ya gotta stop thinking I got some kind of deep emotional connection with everyone I meet, ya know. [She munches on a cracker.] Especially with the new girl. Don't insult me, I ain't got time for that.

And you thought you could actually understand me. Don't make me laugh.
aerospace: (starscream 2)
[personal profile] aerospace
Stop being so annoyingly stupid and just let me take charge.

Its obvious you don't know what you are doing and that you need someone with an actual intelligence involved.
hecklinghare: (get a load a this guy)
[personal profile] hecklinghare
Alright, doll, lemme get things right.

You're gonna take me from a nice cushy rabbit hole in the hills. Wit carrots, a swimming pool and plenty of goils...and stick me inside a giant bubble?

...I'm pretty sure none a that is in my contract. But seein' as I don't have much choice can I at least bug ya for some company?

*coyly* I do get awful lonely~ eheeheehee
theorizes: (☉ Completely surrounded by idiots.)
[personal profile] theorizes
I hardly think any of this is necessary, but of course you wouldn't think so.

You have the same basic IQ as a chimpanzee that has fallen from the tallest tree of their native habitat, hitting their head on every branch down, and landing in a reasoning splat on the floor, mocked by all of his colleagues and fellow apes with pointy sticks and loud obnoxious chortling, complete with the copious throwing of fecal matter at the lack of intelligence exhibited by their fallen comrade.

In short, I have a Nobel Prize to win, and you have groceries to bag.

You see where we won't get along.
irksome: (Default)
[personal profile] irksome
Oolong is not a black tea, and you haven't given me a paid account yet because you had to spend all that money on your car so now I look pretty stupid. Thankfully other people don't put much research into teas. But that's no excuse.

So next time? Think twice, post once.

Otherwise we're going to look quite a fool and I can't have that now can I?
outtatime: (pic#1888401)
[personal profile] outtatime
Trust me, Mun. I know exactly how you feel. Trying to explain the whole time travel thing is tricky stuff.
reforgedsoul: (MUN - EXPLAIN FURTHER.)
[personal profile] reforgedsoul
Mundane.

While it is good that you plan on reuniting me with Saber, I am not at ALL happy about your choice of game.

Firstly, because it's on a space station. Secondly, because you were, at one point, seriously considering a talking cat as my Master, no matter how much magical experience he might have had as a witch's familiar. Thirdly, because you are dragging me into another war, as a Servant, at all. And, seriously, "Artificer" as my class? You may as well tape a sign to my back saying "So as he prays, Unlimited Blade Works" for all our potential foes to see.

And, most troubling of all, the only food available in any quantity is called brickstuff. Brickstuff! You are a graduate of a culinary arts school, are you not? Do you understand the dire situation you are putting me in, speaking in culinary terms?

And, yes, yes, "Unlimited Food Porn," how very original. Tell me, was Sailor Moon in the fanfic you stole that tired old joke from, mundane?
theinfamous1412: (pic#1904458)
[personal profile] theinfamous1412
Who is this 'Neal Caffery' guy and why do you think I should meet him?
dandelionsinspring: (Default)
[personal profile] dandelionsinspring
No! Absolutely not. I do not want Peeta to join me. No. I don't care how happy you think that will make me because the answer is No!

Ugh. Just go away, please, Mun. I'm tired of games and I'm getting tired of you.
musicmaestro: (Gonzoism)
[personal profile] musicmaestro
Ladies and gentlemen!

[Drumroll!]

For this voice test, I, the Great Gonzo, shall now type out the first one hundred verses of Beowulf in the original Old English, while simultaneously and at the same time being dangled upside down over the keyboard by the tail end of a thirty foot anaconda!

[Three guesses on how this is going to end.]
shinesbrightest: (Default)
[personal profile] shinesbrightest
What are we doing here? I thought you said this was a bad idea.

Didn't you also say that playing the others would be more fun? Go try one of them and leave me out of it. ...I don't really want a "home" here.
druggedmyalfred: (Batwing: GRRR!)
[personal profile] druggedmyalfred
Mun, you must stop thinking about putting me in these games of yours. Massacre must be stopped! I will not allow this maniac to profane the Kingdom any more than he already has! So unless you are looking at a game or dressing room that takes place in Giza, I am not interested and will not help you.

And I am not above causing you a small amount of pain if you do not stop laughing at my last conversation with Kia.
canttakemysky: (Default)
[personal profile] canttakemysky
Zhēn dǎoméi. Wǒ zài qiánshì yīdìng rě dào nǐ le ba?

This again? Look, you and I, we've done this dance before. I ain't got the time nor the patience to sit pretty in that kěhèn de "headspace" of yours. I've got a crew needs lookin' after. You step between me and my crew, and there won't be a bullet fast enough in the 'Verse to stop the one with your name on it. Dǒng le ma?

Cánbào de húndàn.

[ OOC: Sorry about all the Mandarin... if it's any consolation, you can put your mouse over it to get a translation. ]
invalid_data: (Default)
[personal profile] invalid_data
...

[She'll just kick the fourth wall, since kicking her mun is impossible.]

Stop restarting and just get to the end. Also I dislike my new name, it makes me sound like a boy.
judgingyou: (pic#1896456)
[personal profile] judgingyou
Why can't I go where Lexi's gone? I'm old enough! I'm over twenty now! She was younger than I was when she joined the Farstriders!

I can almost lift one of the big swords, okay. I'm getting there.  Shut up.