Jeff "Joker" Moreau (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-01-13 07:28 pm
pluggedintheoverlord) wrote in dear_mun2012-01-13 07:28 pm
Entry tags:
[homeless, possibly looking at exit void?]
Look, I'm flattered at all the attention, really, but I've seen what happens to the other guys you play. Geth, I can deal with. Collectors, sure, been there and done that. Even Reapers, so long as I don't have to hear ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL every two minutes. But the shit you throw around for the hell of it? No thanks. Let me just go into the nearest bar and punch a krogan, it would save me the trouble of waiting around to get horribly mutilated.
Come on, seriously. We've already been through the whole 'let's depend on Joker to save the day' thing, and we all saw how that ended. I nearly broke a leg and had to wear my brown pants after fifteen minutes of dodging ugly bastards that wanted to turn me into slurry. I mean, I figured that you wouldn't mind watching me limp around shitting myself, but personally? Not how I'd like to spend my time off. I'm just saying.
Why can't you send me someplace with less monsters and more hot chicks? I could work with that.
Come on, seriously. We've already been through the whole 'let's depend on Joker to save the day' thing, and we all saw how that ended. I nearly broke a leg and had to wear my brown pants after fifteen minutes of dodging ugly bastards that wanted to turn me into slurry. I mean, I figured that you wouldn't mind watching me limp around shitting myself, but personally? Not how I'd like to spend my time off. I'm just saying.
Why can't you send me someplace with less monsters and more hot chicks? I could work with that.