Avengers Academy presents, homeless and looking!

[blackandlight]

Man, you act like being photogenic is a bad thing. Those icons aren't gonna make themselves.

Now here's the deal. You wanna drop me in a game? Sure, fine, whatever, have fun, can't be any worse than some places I've been. Two requirements. I want a generous timeshare in the limelight, and let's say-- six hot chicks to cater to my every whim. At least six. Harems are the new black.

Also - no Survivor. Just putting that out there.

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[savagely]

No woman would agree to those terms, let alone six of them.

[blackandlight]

Let's not underestimate my charm all at once. It's Lyra, right? I gotta admit, the green threw me off a bit at first, but you know, there's exceptions to every rule...

[savagely]

Including the one where you think everyone is inclined to succumb to your charm. Typical male.

[metalwield]

[ SO DRY ]

Only six?

[blackandlight]

Wouldn't wanna get greedy, you know.

[metalwield]

Or appear modest.

[codenaming]

Six hot chicks? That's oddly specific.

[blackandlight]

[hellooooo nurse.]

Is that you volunteering to be the seventh?

[codenaming]

[well you know with Raven sometimes it's like LIKE ALL OF THE X-MEN!!

too bad you're one of those future-avenger-losers?]

Not today.

[crotcharrow]

Six? Wow, good luck with the brainwashing.

[blackandlight]

[........... well you look like that teacher that has a sort of creepy relationship with Finesse--]

... Okay, please tell me that I'm not dealing with crazy time/age bullshit again and that you're actually not Quicksilver.

And yeah. Six. Wouldn't be the first time.

[nailbuff.]

[crotcharrow]

[Tommy raises an eyebrow, and snorts]

No way. I'm Speed. The younger, faster and more awesome Quicksilver.

Uh huh. This is me. Believing you.

[ex_proficiency766]

[ It's not creepy, shut up. ]

[gameboy]

Six? Good luck with that while dressed like an escapee from the ice capades.

[blackandlight]

[squint. you look. familiar.]

Did you park my BMW once or something?

[shut up his costume is totally legit.]

[gameboy]

Playing the race card? Nice. Are you gonna ask me if my parents own a Chinese restaurant too?

[traumatizing]

Actually, I vaguely remember Kanye West saying that black is the new black.

[blackandlight]

And you'd believe the man who humiliated Taylor Swift over me? Man, do you hate happiness?

[yeah he has no idea who he's talking to.]

[traumatizing]

[hey trauma doesn't hate happiness. he just... doesn't understand how it works.............]

If I'm going to take this kind of thing to heart, I'm just more inclined to believe someone with fourteen grammys under his belt than... You. [WHO ARE YOU.]

[ex_proficiency766]

One would think you'd alter your tactics by now, considering your success rate currently stands at zero percent.

[blackandlight]

[o-oh but he's actually genuinely happy to see you. sort of.]

Hey, Finesse. You drop in so I could sweep you off your feet?

[success rates are only as good as the person doing the calculations -- wait.]

[ex_proficiency766]

[ It's basic human instinct to gravitate towards and feel relief in the known versus the unknown. More so with familiar people in that societal positions have been more or less solidified, and so there is less need to jockey in order to get ahead.

Which isn't to say she's not happy to see him too. ]

My response hasn't changed from every other time you've attempted such ineffectual lines.

[assguardian]

Someone's already told you how incredibly sexist that is, right?

And no one watches Survivor anymore, what are you, stuck in 2000?

[blackandlight]

A couple of people. You wanna hop on the bandwagon? I'm sure I could always stand to ignore more social justice warriors dispensing bad advice.

[... did anyone ever tell you you look just like Speed.]

Why do you think I said no Survivor? God.

[nohecanthesapig]

Dude, when you get on a plane do you have to get an extra seat for your ego?