smarterer: (pic#7743370)
[personal profile] smarterer
Hi-lo, friends! I am Kerrmeet de Frog, be-lue-ved leader of de Muppets all over dis world. I am very excited to be doing many of deese roleplaying games wit you all, since dat is what ve all do! 

[ He flails his arms around. ]

YEEEEEEEEEEEE!
ah_ah_ah: (Default)
[personal profile] ah_ah_ah
One! One easily enabled mun! Ah ah ah.
bouncytrouncy: (Headscratch)
[personal profile] bouncytrouncy
Wow...Loki really is evil.

[How is that news?]

Yeahm destroying buildings, turning people into frogs, blahblahblah. Every villain does that. But eating a cookie in front of Cookie Monster and not letting him have one is just diabolical.
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[personal profile] thegreatgonzo
Pirate game? Cooool! Hey, maybe we can get the other Muppets and have our own ship. Kermit can be the captain, Sam can be the first mate, and I can shoot myself out of a cannon.

[You guys already made that movie]

So, haven't you heard of sequels? Look at least get Rizzo. And Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! And Dead Tom!

[Dead Tom's dead. And which Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim? There's a ton of different versions]

Any Jimmy-Jim-Jimmy-Jim-Jim-Jim-Jim! I'm not picky.
joyoflaundry: (We're all gonna die horribly.)
[personal profile] joyoflaundry
M-m-mun, why did have to bring me out again? I was having a great time doing nothing...at home...with my laundry.

You know fun and adventure aren't my most favorite things in the world...to put it mildly.
joyoflaundry: (They're not real)
[personal profile] joyoflaundry
Haha...Okay mun you had your fun, I'm here so can I please go home now...PLEASE!?

All this exploring and adventure might be fun for the others, but NOT me! Can't you just send me home? There's still all this laundry I still need to get to and it's not gonna finish itself.
musicmaestro: (Gonzoism)
[personal profile] musicmaestro
Ladies and gentlemen!

[Drumroll!]

For this voice test, I, the Great Gonzo, shall now type out the first one hundred verses of Beowulf in the original Old English, while simultaneously and at the same time being dangled upside down over the keyboard by the tail end of a thirty foot anaconda!

[Three guesses on how this is going to end.]
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[personal profile] knowmebetterman
Ohohohohohohohohoho!

Come in, and know me better, man!