voicetesting. terrified. be gentle.

[theorizes]

I hardly think any of this is necessary, but of course you wouldn't think so.

You have the same basic IQ as a chimpanzee that has fallen from the tallest tree of their native habitat, hitting their head on every branch down, and landing in a reasoning splat on the floor, mocked by all of his colleagues and fellow apes with pointy sticks and loud obnoxious chortling, complete with the copious throwing of fecal matter at the lack of intelligence exhibited by their fallen comrade.

In short, I have a Nobel Prize to win, and you have groceries to bag.

You see where we won't get along.

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[highfunctioning_sociopath]

Indeed, we'll start with the fact that you're boring and move to the fact that you are incorrect.

[Sorry Sheldon, this is Sherlock, after all.]

omg. i laughed so hard. 1/2

[theorizes]

[Give him a moment to absorb that clearly incorrect statement about him being incorrect.]

[theorizes]

Excuse me?

XD It's good, isn't it?

[highfunctioning_sociopath]

[He sighs.]

You are based on a prototype. And I am more closely aligned to that prototype than you are, so if anyone will be falling short... it will be you.

[Now he has chemicals to analyse, excuse him.]

[ofthursday]

That metaphor was extremely long.

[And unnecessary.]

[theorizes]

No. Stephen Hawking's theorem on gravitational singularities was long.

That was a well-formed point concerning the idiocy of a woman who considers a bachelor of arts in philosophy an education.

[ofthursday]

A theorem and a metaphor are different things.

[...And now he's lost.]

'Bachelor of arts'?

[cuteberserker]

...you talk funny!

[theorizes]

You just told me that 'I talk funny' and you're accusing me of such.

[cuteberserker]

[A giggle.]

You do!

[yo_angie]

Yeah, you tell her. That'll definitely change everything.

[If Leonard still had his sarcasm sign, this is when he would flash it.]

[theorizes]

[ . . . ]

That was sarcasm.

[He quite nearly looks pleased with himself.]

[yo_angie]

Got it in one.

Look, complaining at these people isn't going to fix anything.

[doyoufondue]

Bit harsh on the girl. She's probably trying her best.

[theorizes]

Madame Curie tried her best.

This girl believes Descartes is worth reading.

[doyoufondue]

So you think she has poor taste?

[imperioartist]

They never listen; you are wasting your time.

[theorizes]

So everyone tells me, but what do you know.

[imperioartist]

Well, I've been around for a lot longer, and I've actually succeeded in manipulating mine-- but by all means, continue insulting anyone who offers advice on a subject you're obviously unfamiliar with but which obviously has great relevance to you. I'm sure that will end terrifically for you.

[Marcus has not realised that sarcasm is probably not the best course of action here.]

adusjdfhxxsaz! Sheldon! Now a really want to bring my Amy Farrah Fowler muse over to DW~~

[in_the_tardis]

God, talk 'bout flamin' rude.

I'm sure your mun's doin' the best they can!

AMYYYYYYYY.

[theorizes]

If trying your best and nothing else matters got you anywhere in life, the Manhattan Project would have been an immense failure.

[in_the_tardis]

The Manhatten what?

oh you are marvelous

[stillhastrustissues]

[ Oh god, like knowing one of these personality types isn't enough already. Silly John, it's never enough. ]

I think everyone can see where you won't be getting along, actually.

slkdhgjkdfgdf

[theorizes]

I know.

[Huff.]

She thinks Bill Nye the Science Guy is the height of scientific achievement.

Hush, I'm totally waiting for my permanent icon set to be set up

[never_forget]

And, what's this comparison going to solve?