on possibly being apped to adstring.

[ministrations]

Of all the options you have presented me with, I suppose I should simply be grateful you've settled upon the lesser of all the previously considered evils. Although I must once again attempt to impress upon you my wish to go nowhere at all, even if we both know you'll ignore that in favor of settling me somewhere ridiculous. And at the most inopportune of moments, as you're so fond of doing.

All I ask is that you try not to make this too painful. That's a fair request, is it not?