dear_mun | Jan. 12th, 2012

Jan. 12th, 2012

I'll have you know, dearest authoress, that I have absolutely no intention whatsoever of "behaving myself" on my arrival in this sorry excuse for a port, and I hardly think there's a soul alive who could blame me for that. You're already depriving me of my ship and my--... my First Mate. I think a little disorientation and anger are to be expected!

And don't you dare bring my son into this. What on earth has he got to do with it? Remember; the more difficult you make things for me, the more difficult I can make things for you.

--Cpt. Elizabeth Turner

workworkwork

Mundane, don't look at me like that.

No really, don't.

I don't know why you dragged me here in the first place. Dumped me here, homeless.

Alone...

No, it's not fun being alone! Find me my wife, and maybe some crewmates while you're at it. And somewhere to live, dong ma?

penumbrae

And just what do we have here? A mundane, you say? How amusing.

However, I should warn you I'm not quite like any of the others floating around in your pretty little head, you see; I am much tougher, and not nearly as easily tamed. Do you honestly think you have what it takes to bring me out?

[...]

Oh, well. If anything, this should prove to be rather entertaining.

Let's go.

mini_potioneer

You've confused me a little, miss mun. You want me to join so I can be friends with the nice James but you haven't written out any of the application since you reserved me. You're really excited that you've found somewhere to play me but you're still sad.

You don't have to explain it to me. Just don't say I'm too young!

Also, what's a daemon?

virtualunknown

Okay, that was actually quite fun. I doubt I'll be able to visit the weapons deck without laughing for some time, though.

And, yes, I do think someone needs an education on the ways of the internet.

Oh, also, thank you for keeping my double out of it. I needed that.

makerboy

Next time I'm hitting on a hot woman who likes rope?

DON'T GO TO SLEEP.

nichirin

You are an insufferable woman! I cannot tolerate this kind of abuse at your hands as the child of the sun. Show some respect!

There was the first instance in which you sent me to Johto where I was subsequently robbed of my powers and forced to use these creatures which resulted in others forcing my person to have some emotional investment in them. They were mere pawns at the end of the day. You realise that my feelings on the matter have not changed? Good.

I will not begin on the various indignities I have suffered at the hands of that Xavi... Xavi Xavi Xavi Xa...

Ahem. No. I am Motonari Mouri. Sunday Mouri does not exist. That door shall remain closed.

Now you are attempting to send me to an island which subsists on those guttural desires? I will not stand for this - especially considering that you are insisting that I have weak and irrational feelings for that filthy pirate. The matter of my honour is another matter, I am not a performer of the night where it is sold to the highest bidder. My self, my whole self is reserved for the worship of the sun and my task in the betterment of the House of Mouri.

Do not forget that. Understand your place and perhaps I will cooperate.

fearsomebrowmop

So, wait...

How did I get here, again? You do know that takin' a pilot when he's pilotin' is a bit dangerous, right?

becomes

Um... Thank you for putting so much thought into all this. I appreciate your hard work. Although some of the stuff you're planning is really scary, isn't it? A lot of things have happened, and I don't know if I want everyone to know all that. At least, not like that...

It's not that I don't want to remember... but it's just too much to bear sometimes. When I think about it, I get so scared I don't know what to do anymore... Everyone else was fighting, while I couldn't do anything. Am I really all right for this game? Could I, really help people like this?

saidhe

We cannot both dither about the room in such a fervent manner, and due to seniority (ergo alluding to much practice in the area), I'll have to insist that you take a seat. It's my turn now.

Now, if you're expecting me to laud you on your newest of successes in your recent ventures, I'm afraid this match won't do at all. Really, space? A ship amongst the stars themselves when the technological advances of my age cease at a damned telegraph. That much will be educational, in the least - though I am loathe to admit, I'm most apparently stunted by the inventions of my time - though the hearty chortles at my expense will cease upon pain of ---- pain of something or another.

We'll discuss the other matter at a later date.

Insomuch as you can probably gather, the facts are obvious: I am inarguably intrigued, despite my annoyance. Less obvious therein: I won't put on that suit. You cannot make me.

It itches.

rainrunner

You do know you're getting ahead of yourself again right?

[The anthropomorphic cat looks around Dear Mun before planting a fist on her hip and looking at her Mundane.]

Fenris says we all have to pull out weight and that includes even you right? So go and read over the stuff you wrote about me. [She makes a shooing motion with her free hand for a moment before stopping and looking thoughtful.]

But before you do that draw me some nicer icons, I haven't looked that miserable in years.

cuteberserker

[Begin Transmission]

Mun! Mun! Where are we going? Where are we going?

There's so many cool things out here and I wanna give 'em a shot! I'll even take My First Multiversal Travel rainbow monkey with me, and then when I come back, I can give it to Wally and he'll know that I was okay all along!

[a giggle.]

But if we go anywhere, I want to take my orange rainbow monkey with me! It'll remind me of Wally while I'm gone so that I won't be so alone. And if I can leave him my green rainbow monkey, that'd be cool, too!

Thanks!
XOXOXO
Kuki Sanban

[End Transmission]

onetruepudding

[There is a pigeon in the middle of the empty musespace today. He looks around erratically before hopping around, and finally, he addresses his mun:]

COO!

sponsorigami

Mun-san... May I ask you to please stop writing those what-if pieces and contemplating the other monsters? I don't mean to stop your creativity, but everyone knows your non-game canon pieces eventually find their way to be game canon, so...

If... I had a choice, I guess I'd rather hear and see Edward in reflections than hear and see Jake in person... With how things are, I don't think I'll be able to handle either very well, but... I miss being able to visit Edward.

goldenglasses

Why is there ice everywhere!? That poor tree is going to bend in half! Are they suppose to bend that way?!

[...]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS IS NOTHING!? How do you walk out there? [...] Carefully. Hahaha. That wasn't very funny you know.

No, no, no. I don't need to go back to the desert. This is fine. Just fine. I like seeing all the trees, it's just... could I have one of your extra blankets, please? No, I thought not.

And no, I will go outside just because you think it will be funny to watch my hair and coat freeze. It- it wouldn't really freeze like that anyway, would it? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WILL!? Why are you not more concerned over this?! STOP LAUGHING!

miniacreofland

You fuckin' asshole! You just had to bring me here too, didn't ya!

genius_idiot

You're never gonna make the AC this way, you know. Tagging other people is fine, but you should really post with me to the game. People are gonna forget I exist, at this rate.

I really need to do something new. Get up, go to my shitty job, fight some shadows at midnight, go to sleep. At least I got Saori to make this bearable... What does everyone else do on this island, anyway?

Maybe you oughta do a... what do you guys call it? A "canon review"? That might help.

Just do something, already. And while you decide that, I'll be at the casino. Sakurako can't take my money forever, ya know.

eyeofwildtiger

You gave someone permission to steal my WHAT!?

schedulingconflict

Today is a good day, mundane! A very good day indeed.

And do you know why today's a good day, mun? It is the day you picked up a new Day! Julian Day, to be precise!

Let us put aside the fact you have been playing my alternate counterpart since Hallowe'en - he's a dullard, mundane - and that you technically made my account on the 7th. It doesn't change how wonderful today is!

Now, what shall we plan for tomorrow?

seiryuuswarrior

Once again you try to find a game for me.

I will admit your attempts are amusing. [He smiles just a bit.]

Very well. I look forward to seeing what you may find this time.

hidden_angel

Yeah, let's see...

Chance of this Magnus showing up, not that great even with Will there. So why even look up images of that...

Oh. That's why. Because you want to mess with my family... Great.

How about you go back to trying to get your friend to bring Janet to the place? Really, it needs someone else with fashion, have you looked at how the Clerics are dressed? That style went out centuries ago!

Though... Maybe that would entice some others to show up. I wouldn't mind a real sparring partner. Yeah yeah peaceful island. Come on a girl's gotta have a little fun and so far all the guys around are either old ew, or I'm related to.... Double Ew.

peopledieifkilled

You're seriously considering me somewhere?

[ Because he totally thought that his mundane would bring someone else... like Tohsaka! ] Well, you should probably finish that route first before continuing.

[ ... and he's still unsure about the whole 'being brought in a game thing'. ]

birdhousesoul

Mundane!

... I don't see why I ought to call you that, actually. It's not as though I don't know your name. Should you call me character? If you want to be on a first-name basis, it ought to go both ways. What if I call you Princess Crazypants? What do you mean, I've already given that name to Roxie? That's out-of-character chat, it doesn't count ...

No, that's not why I'm ~~mouthing off~~ ~~shouting~~ going to some trouble to solicit your attention.

I want you to read this. Carefully. Have you got any idea how much I miss having a cat around? You recall that scene in Act II, when I put dishes of milk all around the Darktown clinic? I wasn't trying to be cute when I told Hawke I missed having a cat around. As difficult as this may be for you to credit, I really was trying to feed feral cats.

... Hold that thought for a moment. You can tell me about feline lactose intolerance when I've finished, all right? I've been giving cats milk for years, cream when I could get it, and not a one complained, mundane. Not a single cat.

And it's off-topic. Hush. Eyes on me, if you please.

There is a cat who is coming to our station. It is a talking cat. A cat. Who talks.

Contemplate this marvel if you will. I've not had the pleasure of regular conversation with a cat since the Wardens made me give away Ser Pounce-a-lot, and while he was a brilliant darkspawn-fighting kitty, even he did not possess the power of human speech. And Ser Pounce and I talked all the time. How much more fun will it be to speak with a cat who can reply in other than the language of meow?

I demand that you make every effort to cultivate the acquaintance of this cat. When the cat appears, I want to be nearby, or at the least, you'll have to find an NPC willing to stand on cat-lookout for me. Handwave some backstory about how I sing the praises of the feline species to everyone; that shouldn't be too hard for you to manage. I already tell everyone about mages, why not also cats? These are my two favorite topics.

One last issue, mundane, now that you've agreed. (Your silence is no doubt consent.) I understand you've spoken with the mundane of the talking cat, and that this cat will not humor my preference for using baby talk with cats. Is it true the talking cat will mock me? For a heartfelt display of affection and esteem?

Can I buy its interest with dried mackerel? Always worked with Ser Pounce-a-lot. An easygoing cat, him, happy to be stuffed in a pack and carried about the Deep Roads. This cat sounds more ... high-maintenance. But I'm willing to adapt, insofar as is possible for me.

I leave you with this final thought, mundane. If you deny me discourse with the talking cat from Kiki's Delivery Service, you'll be sorry. All those little backthreading excursions and musebox trysts? You'll not get a tag more of smut out of me if you ignore what really matters.

Cats.

That is all.

modernholmes

I don't see why you keep getting excited about seeing all these versions of Holmes around. None of them can possibly compare with the real thing.

More to the point, wouldn't it be of more use if you concentrated on finding me some mysteries to solve? I won't even demand a crime. At this point I would take even an interesting riddle.

drivememercury

Let's try not to get too far ahead of ourselves, mundane-san! It's wonderful that we've developed all these wonderful ties with people from other worlds.

Rather than leave things to your own devices while things are moving along, why don't you aim to help others experiencing trouble with the move?

And thank you for all the lovely icons! ♥ I can't believe you chose to get me a paid account. Are you sure that is wise?

terrorized

Okay, so that's... what, two usernames you're sitting on, and you're trying to think of something else, 'just in case'? Just in case of what, accidents? Shit, man. I'd just gotten used to the cupcake jokes over on LJ. Make up your mind.

Hey, you don't have to tell me this feels weird.

Galen

deduce

No matter how many Johns you find me, I still hate you with every fibre of my being. I've been a very patient man up until this point - yes, patient - but you're taking all of this several steps too far. Really, an island watched over by deities, collars that choke its victim until sexual gratification is received and Molly Hooper?

No, not interested. Take someone else. I couldn't care less if I'm the only 'muse' that's 'active', I've already gone somewhere somewhat similar and it ended up being incredibly dull work for the both of us, just in case you've gone and let yourself forget.

Oh, and one more thing; if you go through with this, I won't make it easy on you. No, I'm more than capable of giving you your fair share of migraines - where did you think they were coming from? Your eyes? Please - and I'm not above making your waking life a living hell. It'd be my pleasure, actually. Just give me a reason.

I've been cooped up here for days.

What do you mean, 'there's no smoking ban'? Well, that makes things slightly more tolerable. I'll think about it.

in_the_tardis

... So. You gave in, then, yeah? Decided on comin' to Dreamwidth after all?

Well, look at this way. Mightn't be such a barmy decision. It's a whole new adventure, right?

So, then, mun. First order of business, yeah? It's to find me some bloomin' castmates. I mean, c'mon, there must be a few Doctors hoppin' 'round here.

sometimes_boe

Hey, sometimes the best option is to move on. Wouldn't be the first time, certainly.

Besides, it has, almost, been a year; maybe it's time. We had some good times and some bad, nothing wrong with saying good-bye when it's needed.

We still have The City and I know you, there's bound to be some other place that you decide to throw me to.

Just don't expect this break of ours to last long, it's not like I'm going to leave you to your own devices, you'd miss me.

Whatever happens, I don't regret any of it.

notyourchauffeur

Excuse me- uh. Miss? Mundane? Is that the correct term? I apologize if my terminology is in error, but this is very much my first time addressing you.

Now, Mundane. I do appreciate your interest in my field of study, there is only so many times you can watch Cosmos. I appreciate Mister Sagan's works of course, lest I named my human alias after him, but perhaps more sleep would be in order? You have fallen ill, Mundane and while we wait for our game to open, perhaps you should rest rather than find other things to occupy your days with.

I am quite aware how little you rest. Recharge is important, and I will not lecture you on the matter beyond this. Less games about shouting at flying reptiles. It keeps you up to all hours!

Furthermore- I realize you are excited, but perhaps you ought to plan less disaster for my life? I'd quite appreciate some quiet time with Soundwave, Shockwave and Michael. Perhaps a flight with Jin or doing some work for Commander Shepard?

Can we not feed me synthetic energon and have silly (humiliating) hijinks? Please?

Warmest regards,

Skyfire

suitcaseofnails

Well. Are you happy? Or are you just going to stare at that program pretending you're doing something?

Honestly.

Some humans are just a pain.

1500lives

Yes, I caved and let you make me a DW account, but it's only so I can say this-

If I see one more picture, fanfic, whatever, doing horrible things to my team, my cousin, my friends...I'll be the one ending 1000 lives.

But I'm an over-achiever. I might aim for more.

I hate the internet so much.

lookslike_fishmen

I can tell you're nervous. But you have a good plan for how to handle this. All of us are ready.

... As ready as we can be, anyway. Things are going to go just fine. Just stick to the plan.
And try not to let me get in over my head as soon as I show up, okay? Though thanks, for letting me have... that certain thing back. It should help, one way or another.

an_antspants

Why did you give me this username? Did you want me to remember that an anthem is the bottom of an ant's pants? I know that already, mun.

Okay, what do I have to do to get out of here? Everybody keeps talking about being in people's heads. I don't want to be in your head anymore. It's cool and everything, but I'm pretty sure there's a lot of cool places I need to go see.

What if I want to go see cool things? I'm getting bored in here.

idkmybffbyakuran

Mun-san, I don't think you know what you're doing. You made this journal on a whim and you haven't put any thought into what you're going to do with me. Please reconsider.

...I would also like to protest the screen name.

firesnaps

Here we go. [ She gives an exaggerated eye roll. ]

You know? I might have actually found your tenacity endearing, if I knew you could handle playing me. I hate repeating myself, but we both know you can't.

Can't you see that I'm only trying to spare you the humiliation of having others, your "friends" even, tell you that you're doing this all wrong. I'm on your side.

rockout

Hey, mun! You're a big weenie. If you wanna send me someplace, you defs need more confidence. You've got to be, like…hard core.

What are you so scared of? I already said I'd come with. As long as you show me some radical places. Even the Land of Ooo gets old when you've spent the last thousand years trekking around it, you know.

Just be cool, baby. Come back when you've figured out where we're gonna lay it down. I've got aaaaaaall the time in the world.

shadower

Don't you have something better to do than bother me? I get it, you're bored, but I was doing pretty great over here. Life's good, everything's quiet, and the sky looks amazing today. You could try going for a walk and enjoying some of that, too.

You know. Instead of tossing me into a world haunted by soul-devouring ghost things.

$fonicfraccion: (No One Can Understand)$

fonicfraccion

...did you honestly just take three days to write out my history?

[Just staring at his mundane right now.]

I know you don't want to give the mods any excuse to deny me, but isn't that excessive?

...

It is not ironic for me to complain about such a thing. Don't be an idiot, mundane.

pinkishgray

...Tell me you're not one of them?

witchly

... Again? [ Monica's chuckle is silk-smooth and treacherous: not enough to frighten, but just enough to put her poor muse on her guard. ] If you insist. Little girls like you—you're all the same. [ She pauses, inspecting blood-red nails before slipping her hand into her glove. ]

Somewhere as far away from that high and mighty Sforza bitch—or should I say mistress?—if you don't mind. I'm not in the mood for ...

[ And the barest hint of a smirk curls at the corner of those rouged lips; ]

Mm. A girly sleepover.

therosensaint

You got another idea?! You know you never follow through with these things! So why tell me? W-what island? NO! Poveglia Island is off limits! Don't you dare. That island is dangerous. Haunted or not, I don't want anyone there. Not even him! I'm gonna kill you if you actually follow through!

messiahs

( courier rage )

aworldenchanted

It was really nice of you to bring me along, and it's nice to think I might have somewhere to play someday. But it's really alright for you to take a break for now, you know. You've got a lot on your plate, and I don't feel cheated. I had good times, and I will again when the time is right.

Besides, I don't think your current game is a really good fit for me, you know? It's - it's okay, and you've got lots to do.

Maybe a private thing now and then? M-maybe that would be okay?

stfu_im_praying

Oi, bitch. About time you payed attention to me again! Way to leave me for a whole fucking year, seriously!

[Snort]

'Bout time you sent me somewhere decent too. Missed having to spread bloodshed everywhere, ya know.

missrosetyler

Mun,

I wonder if I'll ever find'em? Don't think I've got that much patience, ya know?

irksome

Mundane,

It's lovely to speak with you again. Really. I know it's been a couple of months, you've been busy with moving, and your new job, and all that paperwork. (It's a real bitch isn't it, you should get a Lisbon, terribly useful creatures they are.) But that's a moot point, and not quite where I was going with this.

Oh yes!

I just wanted to say in this new place you've dropped me in, decided to let me roam free about, lets not be so strict about where I go huh? I want to play around, maybe play in a couple muse boxes? Everyone else gets to go and really they could benefit from having someone like me there you have to admit.

Besides the game we are in isn't budging, which is fine so this means... we're free to start fresh over here right? Right.

Glad we had this little chat.

~Jane

wallace_wells

So glad that you decided to bring me over, we're going to have a blast you and I.

wishuponastar

I... see.

You want to include me in this... game. I suppose there are worse ideas, seeing as I am still on the run. I find myself curious at the prospect. It could even be... exciting.

Just remember: I'm neither the shy, sweet human girl nor the radiant, fearless angel. I'm... both. You had reasons for picking this account name for me, just remember them. I can smile and smite, okay?

Plus, I'm a readhead. You appreciate that. So relax, stop being so anxious. Breathe. Have a little faith.

No, the irony isn't lost on me at all. I just wanted you to smile.

tipsygnostalgic

loooooooool

poniez

bentou

Jeepers, Mun, you really should eat more. You may be on a diet, but with what you're taking you might end up becoming skin and bones! If you'd like, I can share some of my meal with you. And don't worry about me; I always pack extra just for sharing!

Speaking of which, are ya gonna pick up Sakuya or Hiyoko here? It's kind of weird sharing headspace with just the doctor.

eyeofthetaiga

Hello, greetings, and good evening, mun! Thank you for your complete lack of patience, ( Dear Mun begins now! )

deliciousdissonance

O-oh! Hi! Who are you?

Mun? That's a weird name... nice to meet you Mun-san! So, what am I doing here?

ivan_rossiya

So now we are here as well...I like it. Hopefully there will be plenty of Baltics and Chinas to play with here as well *smiles somewhat creepily*

starfleetway

So, I see you've decided to dust me off and try me out again. I don't suppose this has anything to do with your marathon of Voyager, does it? I'm honored, that you've chosen to give me a voice, for however a brief time it may be, but I must remind you; you have had no success with my voice in the past. Oh, there have been threads, and some- interesting encounters in places such as this, but what do you plan for me beyond these 'dressing rooms?' Do you have the time and effort to make it in anything more serious than that? Or shall we simply enjoy the journey, as you lead me on a rather familiar mission; finding a way home.

manicpixiedreamgirl

Look, I know you don't want to do the canon review for me for this app, but when was the last time you read any of the books? Don't you want to do me justice?

[Vampiric puppy dog faces are more effective than they should be.]

Come on! It'll be fun~

onemoredeath

Ah mundane, a word if you will...

A new place and the same promises. You have a history of telling me that it will happen and then you change your mind or you find other things to play with. I do agree that we are mere distractions on what you really wish to do... But if that is the case, then perhaps you should actually be working on that instead of searching for more useless pictures to sigh over.

I agree that more expressions will be welcomed, however you should finish one of those 'applications' before you actually start with gathering pictures. It is becoming annoying.

Also. Do refrain from picking up more of us. As it is, I find sharing forms with others most discouraging. It has simply put me off on my... meals.

Current Mood: disappointed

timeslowsforme

Mun, if you cannot think up journal names for the Wilybots then simply don't bring them over. It is quite simple and it stops wasting your time.

We all win.

I think we have issues.

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