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[hecklinghare]

Alright, doll, lemme get things right.

You're gonna take me from a nice cushy rabbit hole in the hills. Wit carrots, a swimming pool and plenty of goils...and stick me inside a giant bubble?

...I'm pretty sure none a that is in my contract. But seein' as I don't have much choice can I at least bug ya for some company?

*coyly* I do get awful lonely~ eheeheehee

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[aliveinhere]

[quietly taking aim]

[hecklinghare]

[Eyebrow quirk annnnd staring forward at his mun.]

Get this, doll.

[Look around though cause blank white and little grey boxes is not a good background for this. But he'll stick to the script and not notice a thing as he pulls a carrot from somewhere and starts chomping away at it.]/i>

[cursedtosleep]

You could bug me, little rabbit.

[hecklinghare]

Eh? Sorry, toots. It ain't exactly right of me to bother a Princess.

[Mickey would get mad, Aurora! Which would be funny but also a little weird.]

[cursedtosleep]

Well, then would you like to be my friend?

[Aurora likes woodland creatures and she's used to talking to animals anyways.]

[hecklinghare]

Ya know, I get the feelin' I'm gonna have to get used to this.

[Most people try to shoot him. Or eat him. Or get him shot and eaten.

....there may be a pattern there somewhere :|]

Sure, doll. I'll be your bosom chum.

[cursedtosleep]

Oh I'm so glad you want to be friends, Bugs.

[hecklinghare]

I'd be a maroon to ignore such a request from a lady, lady.

[cursedtosleep]

Please just call me Aurora.

[hecklinghare]

I ain't good wit names, but I'll try to remember that, Pri- er Aurora.

[cursedtosleep]

Well, yes, I'm a princess too, but I much rather such a sweet rabbit just call me by my name.

[hecklinghare]

I bet you say dat to all the handsome wabbits.

[cursedtosleep]

Oh no, just you.

[hecklinghare]

You're gonna make me go all to pieces and my mun ain't artist enough to draw me back together.

[cursedtosleep]

Oh, now we wouldn't want that. I like you in one piece far too much.

[hecklinghare]

I like me in one piece to. Not sure Leon'd keep me around if I was just a tail wit a coupla ears.

[cursedtosleep]

Is that your mun?

[hecklinghare]

Oh no. Leon is, er was my old producer.

My mun's a dame.

[cursedtosleep]

Oh, you mean like Mr. Disney. Well, I'm sure he was a very nice man.

Oh? She holds a title? [Aurora = from an old era.]

you are my hero

[brbstealingpknm]

....Just what we need. a damned talking rabbit.

Go play elsewhere, moron. [Meanwhile, the mun is flailing like an idiot. BUSY BUNNY OMGOMG YESSSSSSS]

aww thanks~!

[hecklinghare]

[Have a grin Silver's mun! Bugs just looks rather dead pan at Silver before smirking a little.]

No can do doc, I already signed an agreement.

[Pulls out a contract from nowhere. A quick show before tossing it off screen.]

Couldn't resist

[madcuriosity]

You have such a curious sounding rabbit hole!

Bugs is irresistible <3

[hecklinghare]

Aw, it's just a little place to call home toots.

Especially little girls who chase rabbits

[madcuriosity]

"Toots?"

even if the rabbit only has gloves :3?

[hecklinghare]

Er...nevermind, kid. I give da censors enough trouble; though I don't think I'll have too much of a problem here.

[Glancing around because...so far no one is coming in yelling about even that small little slip.]

Not every rabbit can have a waist-coat and pocket-watch, Alice knows that

[madcuriosity]

Oh? What are they sensing, Mr. Bunny?

Re: Not every rabbit can have a waist-coat and pocket-watch, Alice knows that

[hecklinghare]

Sense? Nah, they don't have much of that.

But dey can sure catch a toon passing the PG mark.

[madcuriosity]

What is the PG mark?

1/3

[hecklinghare]

Well, a PG mark is uh...

[hecklinghare]

[Wait...maybe it's...]

[hecklinghare]

[...subject change!]

So, what kinda rabbit holes you been down lately?

[madcuriosity]

Well! I followed the White Rabbit into Wonderland! The rabbit hole was so terribly long, I thought I would fall straight through the earth!

[hecklinghare]

Straight through?

[He scratches his head.]

And I thought I was kinda bad with directions.

[madcuriosity]

Well, I didn't though. I went to Wonderland. Do all rabbit holes lead to Wonderland?

[hecklinghare]

Nope. And they don't lead to Pismo Beach either.

[He leans back a little and taps his foot.]

Maybe der's a connection here. Either that or we got the same writers.

[madcuriosity]

Oh? You had a mathematician for a writer?

ugh...puns x_x so hard at midnight XD

[hecklinghare]

Weeeell...Millar was a little obtuse but I tink Hogan was the one that was kinda acute.

<3

[madcuriosity]

Are those your writers? [Alice doesn't mean not to get the jokes, but as she has not been taught such high level math, she simply doesn't get the jokes.]

<3!

[hecklinghare]

That's what they said they were.

[Looks at the camera and waggles his eyebrows.]

[madcuriosity]

Were they nice?

[hecklinghare]

Dey were the best, kid.

[Don't make the bunny sad, Alice. He misses the old Termite Terrace gang.]

[madcuriosity]

[Aw don't be sad, Bugs! She hugs you to make you feel better. Her writer is dead too.]

[hecklinghare]

[Oh! A hug...right, Disney. He had to keep that in mind.

So...have an actual awkward hug back- usually he initiates any physical affection. Dis is new!]

[madcuriosity]

[Well, no, book shhhh don't mention the Disney icons but she still tends to hug sweet fuzzy things. It's a bad habit since she usually meets fuzzy things that talk.]

Will you be alright, Mr. Bunny?

[hecklinghare]

Don't worry yourself kid. I'm fine!

[He puffs out his chest to prove his point...before relaxing and chomping on a carrot.]

[madcuriosity]

Oh good, it simply would do for a rabbit to be sad. He would get his hare all wet. [She giggles at her pun, bad or not.]