dear_mun | Nov. 3rd, 2013

Nov. 3rd, 2013

You dragged me all the way out here for this?! A shithole filled with a bunch of prissy looking girly-boys!

[Ha. Haha. And that wasn't even the worst part.]

As if that wasn't enough, YOU WENT AND KEPT ME IN THIS BODY?! [It was inconceivable. He, the Lakeshore Strangler finally had a chance at being normal again.]

YOU USELESS BITCH!

[ooc; Word of warning that he is offensive. So please, please, please don't comment if you're at risk of being uncomfortable with him. @_@ ahaha slasher films]

illfated_tek

[Sup, DM! There might be an absolute beauty of an unmanned Magitek Reaper stomping around, the machine seemingly looking for something, or someone as it goes - whirring and bleeping every now and again before stomping in another direction.

Is the floor shaking? Ohyes. A good 10+ tonnes of Imperial steel, carbon, and glorious, beautiful, magnificent gatling guns and magitek cannons dashes upto your character, lowering slightly - steam escaping it before it bleeps a rather different bleep than usual.

Is it going to blow you up?
Is it going to stamp on your head?
WHAT DO.]

cokefloat

Listen, Missy, I don't know who you think you are, but why don't you stop puttin' your nose where it don't belong, hm? If you think you know me so well, then why don't you just take into account that I have one boss, aside from Thornton: moi. French for me. So why don't you just run along and buy yourself a new pair of shoes, yeah?

[ wow rick. way harsh. ]

Tough luck, sweetheart. You think a bottle of wine and Soft Cell are gonna make me come around and ease whatever malady you've got? I'm not that easy, not with all the paranormal activity at the hospital and makin' sure I don't make mince meat out of peoples' brains. There's only so many slip-ups I can blame on bein' a maverick, you know.

But if you really wanna roll with the big shots, you've gotta prove yourself. Clean my glasses. Press my coat - it hasn't been washed in a while, either. Call me in the morning.

excusing

Listen, as far as the AU stuff is concerned, you're staying true to the nature of my character. It's all open to interpretation, especially with someone like me! Just look at Johnny. And he still gets to make (extreeemely bad) life choices in game too! See, we're both still Idiots.

[ Her laugh fades into a sigh. ]

And of course I miss Will. It doesn't mean I should limit my prospects while I'm, like, on a totally different coast. I didn't choose to be someone who has a thing for boys with nerd shirts and hoodies, okay? (Um, I'm sorry in advance if Scott happens to see this.)

You're good, babe. I'm good. I've got my boys and I couldn't be happier.

Current Music: bb!rockand, canon: american idiot

crashdebomber

Oh no. Oh fucking hell no!

I don't care that you've brought me back, put me back if it means you're going to make me human!

And NO saying that I'll get to have hands for real isn't making me want to go either!

the_clones

[In a rough British accent] Oh, my God! What have you done?

[In a Mid-West American Accent] Relax, Sarah. I mean, we'd all share the same head space anyway. You go on ahead, Mun, I understand why you'd want to do it this way. It makes sense to me.

[In a Prissy-American Accent] Well, I don't like this. Not one little bit. What would the kids think?

Shut-up, Alison. Look, I know you mean well, Cosima, but this is just stupid.

Well, it makes more sense for her to do it this way than to create individual accounts for each of us that would probably never get used.

I will not "sh.." be quite, Sarah, I won't. I have my own ideas for what should happen and I don't need the two of you interfering. Now. You, Ms. Mundane. If you really must do this, that's fine, but I'd appreciate being left out of this. I did that... thing... so I would be left alone. I just want my kids to be safe and all this madness to stop.

Yeah, what Alison said... and I can't believe you let her in here!

[In a Russian accent.] Vhat? Are you afraid of little me?

bumder

Hang on.

You want me to go help out with some war in the Holy City of Asgard?

[Yes, you heard right. Now get to it!]

yu_changetheworld

You know it's kind of pointless to try and tune me out right? I'm kind of in your head, so I don't know how that would work out.

Look, I understand. You're busy. You probably don't have the time to apply to another game between course work, your numerous standing obligations ... I get it. That's why I'm not going to ask you to drop everything and get to work on getting me wherever it is that Yosuke is talking about. Just ... think about it. Okay?

athismercy

[There's an irritated click to Thranduil's voice as he speaks, the drum of his fingers audible.]

A game. For once since your childhood you linger away from these ...stories and cease bothering me, and only a few mere months later you insist on pushing me into a game? Disgusting. Somehow, I thought perhaps it would be at least winter's fall that you do such a thing as bother me, when you see this... film you continue to harp about.

[The king lets out a scoff.]

I shall tell you, girl, that I will not be played with. That is my decision.

phoenixwitch

Oh no, I wouldn't worry if I were you. She's in good hands now and she'll teach that boy a thing or two about not jumping to action without thinking twice. Isn't that the point of that game of theirs?

They're in good hands too, those boys. All of them - they're dead, so they're in a better place. Don't worry about them, either.

fallenhalf

No. He needs no such thing. This absurd!

We are angels, we don't need such physical declarations of emotions...!

[JUST GIVE HIM A HUG!!!]

I said no, and that's the end of it.

((ooc: vol 3, chapter 4 reference))

lostnegligee

You are not, in fact, amusing as you think you are. Courfeyrac is not a quarter as amusing as you think he is. The pair of you need to be stopped.

I have tolerated much from you these past few months, this username when you intended to use the other icons, the bit with the...sailor women in the shamefully short skirts, the MULTICOLORED PONIES, your insistence on writing out and mocking my wedding night with my beloved, which ought to have been best left to those most in love, and I have tolerated far worse than this from Courfeyrac, but the pair of you together drive me to distraction.

I apologize if I seem too abrupt or unkind in my estimations, but Madame, a man must draw the line. I beg of you to end this while I still have some semblance of sanity remaining.

-Bn.Marius Pontmercy

Current Mood: annoyed

seaweedbrained

So...this is definitely a thing you're going to do.

I'm not even going to question the game choice (seriously? Disney? Just because we ran into Hercules doesn't mean...oh okay you know that) but you still need to reread the books, y'know that right?

Great. Because after everything that happened I'm not going anywhere without Annabeth.

needsakickintheass

Ya' think your funny with that name don't ya?

[Someone sounds oh so happy like always.]

Your just bloody lucky I'm glad you finally let me out of that head our yours. It's 'bout time, as it is. You've only been debating it for how long now?

Can't make up your mind 'bout anything can ya?

[Apparently he learned nothing during the course of his canon.]

Oi! Don't start that with me! You know bloody well I'm not the same person I was! You just happen to be annoyin' is all!

Doesn't help your head is filled with all sorts of weird robots--and what is with that jaeger you've got in there huh? Going for an oldie, eh?

[His mun is going to regret this and she knows it.]

sleepinginthebloom

Woah, slow down there, kid. We just met. Like, last week. And I didn't forget how much you knocked my hair when your friend showed you pictures of me, okay.

That aside, you realize you don't know anything about medicine, right? You spent five minutes on wikipedia and couldn't concentrate long enough to read one article. Look, uh... if you have any doubts, maybe you should put me down for a bit, grab a drink, meditate a bit... and finish reading that article on Wermer's Syndrome, at the very least. You'll need that later.

If you do that I might consider a game, alright? Just uh... give it some time. You shouldn't rush into these things empty-handed.

suckonthat

So, you're sending me to a place where they drew a dick on the moon? Classy.

[ Talk about taking vandalism to a whole new level. ]

avartwice

Yeah, about that. Let's not.

Don't get me wrong, ruler of the afterlife? I like the sound of that. But let's be honest here, that's not nearly big enough for me.

Maybe my name didn't tip you off, but I want a lot more than some crappy school and some mindless drones for followers. So how about you take me someplace better?

...You're not even listening to me, are you? Tch, of course not.

tofu_tiger

Much as I do appreciate the chance to make new friends, it might be a bad idea.

I don't have much exposure to humans, but I doubt most would react well to the sight of a giant predator walking on their streets. Not to mention the considerable housing issues I'd face, given my body size.

I also quite enjoy being what I am. I've no desire to become a human, so please do keep that in mind.

fryingpanofdoom

Ya know you can't let Lisa's mun win, mun. There's gotta be other Buds and other Lisas! And other people too. Like our master and...master's...friends? I guess. And then I could join up with the other Buds and Lisas and we can get our pumpkins to kneel before us for I- we are Bud! ...s the Malignant!

...this is getting kinda complicated. Actually, I think I'm okay with just one sister.

dwalin

Here I'd gone thinking you'd forgotten about me.

coped

You're committed, so I'm not going to try and persuade you otherwise. Even if elbow room is scarce in here as is, and despite that some of these memes— well. Can't say I'm a fan. But you're not planning on a game and taking me out of Bright Falls indefinitely, so there's that.

I'll take what small blessings I can get.

aggressor

Yes, this is exactly the most annoying thing you could be doing. Strangers staring, I can take. Kirk's crew will completely flip.

Whatever, do what you like. Don't expect me to play nice or pull my punches. And don't try bribing me with banana pancakes, either.

goldgloryrum

We are about to embark on a fine adventure, lass. Best be ready.

derro

Well, that's bloody charming. Couldn't think of a stereotype for a username so you went for insulting, mate?

Just what I'd expect from a bloody Brit. At least none of these yanks'll get it. Still, I guess I can't complain about everything. You made me look good, at least.

intertwining

( Yeah this has ACIV spoilers )

widernotshorter

Lass, I'm not quite sure what it is you're thinkin' but I can promise you that it won't turn out well. You're used to plain' elves, not dwarves. And as fond of us as ya are, I'm not sure you'll be able to... speak for me as well as you would an elf.

[But Balin!]

You know I'm right, lass. How many elves have you spoken for an how many dwarves?

[Well...]

Precisely.

flarefor_beauty

You know that I will stop at nothing to achieve utmost beauty. You stopping me is a futile attempt, so would you please cease trying to. Natural beauty is a wonderful thing, do you not agree? Of course, you cannot possible see what I see. Everyday brings new ideas and new ways to formulate a better future for both man and Pokémon.

Will you please aid me instead of thinking me mad? I am far from mad, believe me.

onlydancing

You still remember me? I'm -- truly happy. That you look my way, although I'm a creature of the dark. A fallen woman. Such a person -- that even a mother finds it difficult to love. I have no family anymore, but you... You I have for company.

It must be God's blessing upon this lowly child of His.

grigio

So...how long is 'long term'?

You're not looking to make this permanent, are you? There are things and people I'd love to be able to see.

[Ellie. Raleigh. Jack.

Everyone, whether she knows them or not.]

And I don't know why you keep thinking having Perry or Dad there at the present time is a good idea. They'd both absolutely lose their shit. Dad would try to take over keeping an eye on me.

[And she doesn't know how well Perry'd handle hearing Julie was dating someone else, especially since she has no idea what point in time Perry would arrive from.]

Just...find an answer for my question. I can't do this forever. That kind of long term is too long.

evilhandissues

Contrary to what you might think about men -

I'm not all men.

Unlike the rest of the guys I know. [Angel, Spike, Angel, Spike. Angel, Spike. Spangel.] I don't think about women all the time.

[Lindsey what.]

That's right. So you should stop writing Darla and I together [How is that even a thing?] because I don't think about her all the time. And I don't think about Eve all the time. I have other things that I do.

Other things I want to do.

Also this isn't me beinG loud. I'm not loud. You're just not doing your job right.

astion

I know you're nervous because I'm still so new. But that's okay. I'm sure you can do fine. I'm not...too thrilled about being involved in a war, but I can't just ignore it if people are fighting and getting hurt. And if you say Yuri and Flynn are there...well, it doesn't seem I have much choice, do I?

onebadapple

Oh! This will be so exciting! Oh but I do hope my new family will like me!

I'm sure we'll have a wonderful time, my writer!

Current Mood: ecstatic

upheld

My lady,

You have other matters to attend to, as do I. There is no time for me to go along with your whims, once again.

[ in some way it is pleasing, to be remembered once again. The mun swears she never forgot, only that she had been distracted of late. It does not matter. ]

I ask you that you allow me to return to my search, rather than attempt to send me where I do not wish to go.

deskman

It's exciting when you're, well, your age. The world hasn't trampled on your dreams and ambitions yet. Give it time. But I'm 33 now. That's another rung on the ever-shrinking ladder to [SHUDDER] old age, and I really... do not want to be reminded of how fast I'm climbing up it.

Can't you freeze time, or something? You're writing this, aren't you? You can always just-- just retcon this! Do a reboot! I'd even be a bratty teenager again if I didn't have to be 33!

...y'know what, on second thought, screw that. I would never want to be fifteen again. Twenties, though: still a viable option. At least think about it? Thanks.

symbiont

Tobin had nothing to do with that, and you know it. Don't even joke. That was another matter entirely, one I was not involved in.

If you're not going to take this seriously, I'm not going to step through that subspace displacement field fracture.

[ sorry, she's not falling it a fourth wall event. not even here in breaking the fourth wall land. ]

photonic

Please state the nature of the medical-- Oh, it's you.

I suppose you think this is a perfectly acceptable use of my time, don't you? I'll have you know I was in the middle of writing a thesis on Borg assimilation that is going to revolutionize the way Starfleet doctors treat their patients. But no, here I am, expected to put everything aside for the sake of entertaining you.

And while we're on the subject, I don't particularly like being turned on and off at the whims of others. I'm a doctor, not a light switch. Had I known that becoming your muse would involve hours of confinement akin to my days in sickbay before the mobile emitter, I would have refused the invitation. I will not be contained, only to be thrust upon others at your mercy like some hologramatic jack-in-the-box.

Now kindly switch me off, so that I can get back to work.

puppeteeredlife

Is this some sort of joke? 'Cause I'm not laughing, sister. "I'm a real boy", and if you think I'm going to dance on some strings just because you feel like it, you've got another thing coming.

[Says the man whose entire life has been a long puppet show from Act 1, to intermission, to Act 2 and onward.]

I mean yeah, yeah, I get it. You can't help yourself, I'm me after all.

But don't you think I have more important things to do than run around playing games in some other alternate universe or where ever? And do you even have the time or attention span necessary-...

You're not even listening anymore, are you? It's like I'm being yanked around by a goldfish.

sphenoid

While I understand your reasons for wanting to explore my particular character type, I'm unsure if you'll be capable of recreating me within the parameters of your knowledge. You would require more research than just wikipedia in order to produce a convincing rendition of me. Not to mention that you're less than familiar with American English vernacular, spelling and idioms. I believe your precise words on using "zee" rather than "zed" were "it sounds stupid".

And finally, you've only watched the first season.

not_sheng_long

Here we are again. You know my rules, mundane. Do not slack off on your training and we will have no problems.

detonator

You think I got a comment for you? Give you you a fuckin' statement on my beliefs? The Witch is fer kids with heartbeats, son. And I'm not exactly sayin' a prayer to Destroya every night, yeah? Maybe all that second coming shit is true, but in the meantime I'm I'm takin' care of my own, cuz they're actually tually fuckin' here.

That's all yer gonna get. Keep walkin'.

laundrysheriff

There is a very distinct difference between humoring and encouraging, that I think you would benefit from learning. For example, actually registering this particular- what is it?

[ ... this is the woman that still needs to ask her nephew how to check her cellphone's voicemail inbox sometimes okay just give her a second ]

- username. Registering this username for me, it's only going to encourage his bizarre behavior. And the last thing Peter Parker needs is encouragement to carry on the way he does.

[ huffing and maybe muttering laundry sheriff, honestly under her breath as her mouth presses into a well-practiced Aunt May is Displeased frown. and then she adds; ]

Honestly, nobody washes the American flag. [ because it's serious freaking business ]

hew

[ Dryly: ] What, so you're sure it's for good, this time?

Never did like being led on. Or waiting around for nothing to happen. Send me somewhere, find something good to do. Last couple of months have been fuckin' boring.

parallaxis

Well, isn't this a surprise.

How long has it been since you last let me see the golden light of day? Years, now. Quite a long time for a human, though I've had longer imprisonments. That's what it was, wasn't it? An imprisonment? Out of boredom, out of spite, out of fear. Keeping what you're afraid of locked away; and while you don't fear me, you certainly fear playing me.

Now, as much as I enjoy your fear... either find a little willpower to play somewhere or leave me be. I want to spread terror throughout the Universe, Mun, not waste away in your pathetic mind. The old man was at least entertaining to possess. You? You're no fun.

undealt

Say "but he makes really great eggs" one more time, dearie.

We'll see how far it gets you.

hookblade

Ah, mundane! A pleasure to see you again, kardeş, it has been too long!

Now, what were you saying about these "new" Assassins? You say that I should like them better than that old man? Ha! That is not very hard, my friend.

notaherozach

Look, yeah I know you're determined to find some canon mates for me to play off of and I'm not going to lie, that would be pretty awesome. My life has been far too...normal lately. And as much as I hate to admit it since she left Odessa without even saying goodbye to me but I miss Little Miss Miracle Grow.

[He just sighs and shakes his head]

But I wouldn't get your hopes up. I mean I doubt she even remembers who I am. Just let me get on with my film making, okay? I'd rather think about that than...well, this.

traitors

You miss me? Ah, such a sweet sentiment, as if I have any use at all for it.

Far more likely that you miss Charles. Don't think for a moment that I don't know your mind, girl.

I think we have issues.

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